Atheists & Agnostics

Some asshole little local church has put you on their radar. They probably have some pastor, who is using you as an example to control and motivate his congregation to prove how powerful his god is, and by extension how powerful he is.

In Buddhism, we call such religiosity "spiritual materialism," wherein people use religion and spirituality to enhance and solidify their egos. Eventually these assholes will give up on you and move on to another victim. I call them "scalp hunters." They want your scalp hanging from their belt to prove that they are right and brought another sinner to Jesus. That's how their thinking goes.

Post a NO Trespassing sign. Post a "Trespassers will be prosecuted." When they show up, tell them to get off your property, or you will call the Sheriff. You could also post a "No Solicitors" sign and a "Do Not Disturb" sign.

Or you could simply lie to them. Tell them that you just got baptised in the Catholic Church. Or that you're a Moslem, or a Satanist, or a Witch, or Sufi or a Mormon. Have some fun with it. Or tell them to go eat a bug.