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chowmama

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14. Every time I hear "He is risen"

Reply to LiberalFighter (Original post)

Sun Apr 9, 2023, 10:03 AM

Apr 2023

I think 'What are you doing here? You need to be home preheating the oven. Timing is really important.'

I can't believe they don't teach home ec as a requirement anymore. And it should always have been for both sexes.

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Isn't it strange that Jesus is Risen every year? [View all] LiberalFighter Apr 2023 OP

I liked the guy who said we could settle this whole religious argument Walleye Apr 2023 #1

His mother Mary Christ and stepfather Joseph Christ.. Omnipresent Apr 2023 #2

A living testament to branded marketing and social and political control bucolic_frolic Apr 2023 #3

Jesus is risen, but matzoh is not. unblock Apr 2023 #4

If he comes back he will have to live in the cave. Can't afford rent as a part time carpenter. twodogsbarking Apr 2023 #5

He is Risen edhopper Apr 2023 #6

Yep LiberalFighter Apr 2023 #7

Longest orgasm in history 303squadron Apr 2023 #8

Thank you all for the grins! niyad Apr 2023 #9

But His spirit lives through the works of His followers in Republican legislators. 3Hotdogs Apr 2023 #10

Mocking people of faith on Easter... du keeping it klassy Fullduplexxx Apr 2023 #11

Not for sure if it could be considered mocking KS Toronado Apr 2023 #12

Faith. Huh. When I was young I actually believed that there was a tooth fairy TeamProg Apr 2023 #13

If you think promoting religion on any day is OK, but criticizing it is not Major Nikon Apr 2023 #16

yea i think for one day you could give it a rest Fullduplexxx Apr 2023 #17

You already said that Major Nikon Apr 2023 #18

Every time I hear "He is risen" chowmama Apr 2023 #14

He is clearly not kosher for Passover. DavidDvorkin Apr 2023 #15

It's an anniversary. Igel Apr 2023 #19