Simply, when Jesus comes back to earth, ask him if he’s been here before

Never could give him a christian funeral

Jesus....he's still coming.

when it ends with a question mark, maybe if it ended with a period.
BTW, English was never my best subject.

and a Santa Claus.

Even back then I definitely knew that talking snakes, walking on water, giving sight to the blind all seemed like BS.

I’m sure that Jesus was a fine person, just not the same guy that religious conservatives claim to follow.

Then you should be worried about your own class or lack thereof before you start pointing fingers.

Just sayin'

And still you have no explanation as to why you think Christians deserve an additional privilege on that day on top of all the other privileges they get every other day.

I think 'What are you doing here? You need to be home preheating the oven. Timing is really important.'

I can't believe they don't teach home ec as a requirement anymore. And it should always have been for both sexes.

Otherwise when you're saying you've had your 30th "birthday" the question has to be, "You came out of your momma's vagina 30 times?"

Personally, you know, once is enough, and, you know, oddly that did *not* count as a "birthday."