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LuckyCharms

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5. No, but they offered me a free cow!

Reply to Harker (Reply #4)

Fri Jun 12, 2026, 11:17 AM

Jun 12

I said "A free cow? I don't have any room for a free cow! Also, I don't know how to take care of a cow"!

The dealer said "That's your problem, not mine".

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OMG laughing my ass off here. [View all] LuckyCharms Jun 12 OP

Ok, here's is the local dealer's response... LuckyCharms Jun 12 #1

Good work! I hope you like your new car! WhiteTara Jun 12 #8

Thanks, White Tara! LuckyCharms Jun 12 #12

excellent! RainCaster Jun 12 #2

Great! Delarage Jun 12 #3

Did you hold out for a free tree every Arbor Day? Harker Jun 12 #4

No, but they offered me a free cow! LuckyCharms Jun 12 #5

Sounds like you already got the bull. Harker Jun 12 #6

I have the bull... LuckyCharms Jun 12 #7

That's pretty good, Lucky! Harker Jun 12 #9

I tried to grab a bull by the udders once... LuckyCharms Jun 12 #10

That's not milk. Harker Jun 12 #11

If I had a nickel for every time I've said that... LuckyCharms Jun 12 #13