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42. Dragons

Wed Dec 17, 2025, 03:48 PM

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Dragons already fly without Santa's magic dust so this would save Santa time with chemical engineering.

Also, if other bad sky drivers pull out or pull any last minute lane change procedures in front of Santa almost causing an sky accident, the dragons could open their mouths aim and fire at the bad sky driver. Problem solved and Santa's insurance rates won't get jacked up.

I just suddenly realized that I need a dragon or two!

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If Santa's sleigh was not pulled by reindeer, what animal would be a good substitute, Mind you Santa uses Magic Dust.for [View all] debm55 Wednesday OP

Cheetahs. They're fast. Ocelot II Wednesday #1

Thank you Ocelot II, Thank you very much, They would look great. debm55 Wednesday #5

Ants, gab13by13 Wednesday #2

Thank you very much, gab13by13, That is true about ants. debm55 Wednesday #19

Canada Geese PXR-5 Wednesday #3

Thank you PXR-5 and they don't need magic dust. debm55 Wednesday #20

A team of flying & SMILING MULES! (we need the "happy" about now...) hlthe2b Wednesday #4

HAhahahahahahhahHA. I love it, thank you hlthe2b. debm55 Wednesday #21

My Grandmother's family had a donkey cart. markodochartaigh Wednesday #38

Republicans, and use a whip. Sneederbunk Wednesday #6

Ha, ha, ha! 3catwoman3 Wednesday #11

HAHAHAHA. Got that right.Sneederbunk. debm55 Wednesday #22

lol AllaN01Bear Wednesday #33

I'd have called them GOPigs dickthegrouch Wednesday #48

HAHAHAHAH. Thank you Sneederbunk. for sharing with us. debm55 21 hrs ago #74

Wombats, maybe. Harker Wednesday #7

Slow but cute. Ocelot II Wednesday #8

25 mph without being magically treated. Harker Wednesday #10

OH I love the idea of Pandas helping Santa. debm55 Wednesday #24

It might be difficult to get them to stop fooling around. Harker Wednesday #28

Yes, Thank you very much Harker. debm55 19 hrs ago #82

Brontosaurus LetsGetSmartAboutIt Wednesday #9

HAHHAHHA, I love otters. Thank you very much. LetsGetSmartAboutIt debm55 Wednesday #25

Hummingbirds Enter stage left Wednesday #12

So true, Enter stage left. the perfect replacement for reindeer. debm55 Wednesday #26

Golden Retreivers wendyb-NC Wednesday #13

Well, that's a great idea! chouchou Wednesday #15

I was gonna say Huskies! buzzycrumbhunger Wednesday #53

Great idea, wendyb-NC. Great idea. debm55 19 hrs ago #84

A team of Golden Retrievers. (With warm sweaters) chouchou Wednesday #14

HAHAHAHAH. Thank you chouchou. debm55 19 hrs ago #85

Llama's Emile Wednesday #16

HAHAHAHHAAHAHHA. Thank you so much, Emile. debm55 19 hrs ago #86

Chihuahuas! CanonRay Wednesday #17

That is so funny. Thank you CanonRay. debm55 19 hrs ago #87

Dogs of course get the red out Wednesday #18

Yes, hang on Santa. Thank you get the red our. debm55 19 hrs ago #88

Penguins ! eppur_se_muova Wednesday #23

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH, Thank you eppur_se_muova. Love the idea of penguins. Just add a little Magic Dust and they will debm55 Wednesday #31

Husky dogs The Blue Flower Wednesday #27

Great choice The Blue Flower add a little magic dust and off they go. debm55 Wednesday #29

Rocky and Bullwinkle lapfog_1 Wednesday #30

Great. Thank you for sharining. lapfog_1 I agree. debm55 19 hrs ago #83

wiener dogs gopiscrap Wednesday #32

HAHAHAhhaha. Thank you sharing gobiscrap. debm55 19 hrs ago #89

hummingbirds and llots of them. AllaN01Bear Wednesday #34

HAHHAHHAHHAH. Yes, it would take a lot. Thank you, Bear. debm55 19 hrs ago #90

Don Jr.'s Magic Dust? ZDU Wednesday #35

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAH. Thank you ZDU. debm55 19 hrs ago #91

You're most welcome! ZDU 19 hrs ago #92

pit bull dogs DBoon Wednesday #36

Unicorns markodochartaigh Wednesday #37

HAHAHAHA. Thank you very much, markodochartaigh. debm55 19 hrs ago #81

Tigers... justaprogressive Wednesday #39

HAHAHAHA. thank you very much, justaprogressive. debm55 19 hrs ago #80

Air Force Stelth Bombers......to help Santa fly Ninga Wednesday #40

Thank you very much, Ninga. debm55 19 hrs ago #79

Polar bears. This way Santa can park wherever he wants. n/t iscooterliberally Wednesday #41

HAHAHA. Very true, iscooterliberally.Thank you. debm55 21 hrs ago #73

Dragons Niagara Wednesday #42

Good point, doesn't need to be real ! LetsGetSmartAboutIt Wednesday #54

Oh love it . Thank you very much, Niagara. debm55 21 hrs ago #72

Massive wild boars Fichefinder Wednesday #43

HAHHA, Thank you Fichfinder. debm55 22 hrs ago #69

These are already geared up sure to please one and all GreenWave Wednesday #44

Thank you, GreenWave. How could I have forgotten Unicorns? debm55 22 hrs ago #67

Here is a sally* (sic) song to help us remember GreenWave 22 hrs ago #70

HAHhhha. I remember that song. Thank you GreenWave. debm55 21 hrs ago #71

Kangaroos, of course fargone Wednesday #45

HAHAHHHAHAHA. Thank you very much,fargone. Love it. debm55 22 hrs ago #65

I think elephants would be nice. 🐘 sdfernando Wednesday #46

HAHAHAHHAHAH. Thank you very much, sdfernando, Must add Santa's magic dust. debm55 23 hrs ago #64

Hamsters! Ziggysmom Wednesday #47

HAHHAHAHHAHHA. Thank you very much, Ziggysmom. So true. debm55 23 hrs ago #63

Hmmm....Maybe for one of the "silliest" - platypuses, or .... electric_blue68 Wednesday #49

HAHAHHAHAH. Thank you electric_blue68 . I like using the dolphins the best. debm55 23 hrs ago #62

dogs make sense, but I would love to see what cats would do rurallib Wednesday #50

HAHAHAHAHAH. Thank you ruralib. So true, so funny. debm55 23 hrs ago #61

Freyja! Dear_Prudence 18 hrs ago #93

Otters. They'd be doing corkscrews across the sky Hassler Wednesday #51

HAHAHAH. yes otters with their fancy moves. Thank you Hassler. debm55 23 hrs ago #60

A road runner in Rudolph's spot up front, and 8 coyotes of the Wile E variety behind. flvegan Wednesday #52

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAH. Thank you very much fivegan. That is funny. debm55 23 hrs ago #59

Colugos, aka flying lemurs Dorothy V Wednesday #55

Wow. Thank you very much, Dorothy V debm55 23 hrs ago #58

A dozen kittens. C_U_L8R Wednesday #56

HAHAHHAHAHa Thank you C_U_L8R. So true. debm55 23 hrs ago #57

I think there's a best choice. for looks as well as experience in the air... justaprogressive 22 hrs ago #66

thank you very much justaprogressive for including Pegasus debm55 22 hrs ago #68

Jackasses. Xavier Breath 21 hrs ago #75

Thank you, Xavier Breath. debm55 19 hrs ago #77

Water Buffalo Bluetus 21 hrs ago #76

HAHAHHAHAHA. Thank you Bluetus. debm55 19 hrs ago #78