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PJMcK

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12. Hey, Jesus!

Sat Nov 15, 2025, 10:41 AM

Nov 2025

Prove your existence.

Why would you appear to sheep herders in an obscure corner of the world in a time without mass media? Show up today and use all the media— TV, radio, internet, social media, etc.— to broadcast your messages of peace and love. You would reach billions of people and expand Christianity.

In addition, you could clarify your messages that so many charlatans have bastardized.

But without evidence of your existence, I can’t be bothered.

By the way, you do know that your, the Bible, is chock full of contradictions and falsehoods, right?

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What would your text message to Jesus be? [View all] True Dough Nov 2025 OP

AI Jesus sop Nov 2025 #1

And you thought the money lenders in the Temple were bad.. Chasstev365 Nov 2025 #2

That's it underpants Nov 2025 #6

WWYD? bottomofthehill Nov 2025 #3

Are we seeing the beginning of an AI church? Haggard Celine Nov 2025 #4

Where have you been It's been like 2000 years. Duncanpup Nov 2025 #5

Stay the fuck out of government. nr doc03 Nov 2025 #7

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........................ Lovie777 Nov 2025 #8

Same results with a Magic 8 Ball Marthe48 Nov 2025 #9

Are you okay with what these assholes are doing in your name? (n/t) OldBaldy1701E Nov 2025 #10

Jesus, you got one job to do. chicoescuela Nov 2025 #11

Hey, Jesus! PJMcK Nov 2025 #12

You know True Dough Nov 2025 #13

Good snark! PJMcK Nov 2025 #16

You too, PJMcK! True Dough Nov 2025 #18

Hey, Yehoshua; you want to come down here and bitch-slap Aristus Nov 2025 #14

Is Herc ok with the usurpation of his 4 titles? GreenWave Nov 2025 #15

Jesus is not omnipotent enough to communicate himself? Norrrm Nov 2025 #17

How's it hanging? Solly Mack Nov 2025 #19

I'm sensing True Dough Nov 2025 #21

Well, it ain't a parable. Solly Mack Nov 2025 #22

"Whoa! You're real? No fucking way!' Iggo Nov 2025 #20

What does the "H." stand for? LudwigPastorius Nov 2025 #23

I like your Christ. Rizen Nov 2025 #24

"What's the best mulch for my rose beds in the fall?" JoseBalow Nov 2025 #25

Where have you been? Weren't you supposed to come back years ago? Ocelot II Nov 2025 #26

This is ridiculous and creepy. JBTaurus83 Nov 2025 #27

For sure, yet millions of people actually believe in it JoseBalow Nov 2025 #29

Could you ask your dad to smite this program and everyone associated with it? jls4561 Nov 2025 #28