Creepy!

no more prayers?

Yes, no, and wait awhile.

Please hurry for the sake of the entire planet.

Prove your existence.

Why would you appear to sheep herders in an obscure corner of the world in a time without mass media? Show up today and use all the media— TV, radio, internet, social media, etc.— to broadcast your messages of peace and love. You would reach billions of people and expand Christianity.

In addition, you could clarify your messages that so many charlatans have bastardized.

But without evidence of your existence, I can’t be bothered.

By the way, you do know that your, the Bible, is chock full of contradictions and falsehoods, right?

that you might end up with texting charges from your carrier if you send all that, right?

My phone plan allows for unlimited text and data!

Of course, I won’t expect a response.

Enjoy your weekend!

the people commit atrocities in your name? Kthxby.

Son of Man?
Prince of Peace?
Good Shepherd?
Soter, er, Savior?

Pat Robertson, Franklin Graham and their ilk are CBR - Cash Based Religion.

Judas was an early, modern-day, conservative disciple.

Judas got 30 pieces of silver, but just once, for selling Christ.

Franklin Graham, Jim Bakker, Pat Robertson, and their ilk get millions of dollars repeatedly for selling Christ.

Judas was a fool for doing a one-time sale.

some double-entendre!

I do not like your Christians, they are so unlike your Christ.

Or was hanging out with your dad and the cherubim and seraphim too cushy a gig to give up? Can't blame you, though, considering what the same sort of assholes we've got now did to you last time.

EOM