The Borowitz Report: She Destroyed Trump [View all]

Link:
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/bishop-budde-one-year-later
I have no intention of marking the first anniversary of Trumps Inauguration. That would be like marking the anniversary of testing positive for herpes.
Instead, Id like to honor the first anniversary of Bishop Mariann Edgar Buddes remarkable sermon at last years National Prayer Service. In light of the horrors Trump and his enablers have inflicted on the USA and the world in just twelve months, her words are more relevant than ever. Shortly after Budde delivered her sermon, performative Christian Mike Johnson posted a furious rant on X.
Bishop Budde hijacked the National Prayer Service to promote her radical ideology, the House Speaker charged. This was an opportunity to unify the country in prayer, but she used it to sow division. Even worse, shes continued her political crusade in media interviews. Shameful.
Its hard to imagine who besides Johnson would consider Buddes pro-mercy stance radical ideology, except maybe the late, great Hannibal Lecter and his number one fan.
But since the mainstream media have taught us that there are two sides to every issue, today Im hosting a debate between Budde and Johnson on the true meaning of the Bible. Read the following real quotations and then vote on who understands the Bible better:
Bishop Budde: In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian and transgender children in Democratic, Republican, and Independent families, some who fear for their lives.
Mike Johnson: All of us should acknowledge the real emotion and strife of the homosexual lifestyle... But our government can never provide its stamp of approval or special legal sanction for behavior patterns that are proven to be destructive to individuals, to families and to society at large.
Homosexuals have the right to live however they choose but they cannot redefine marriage for our entire society. The stakes are very high in this battle, and it is not intolerance for us to desire a healthy and prosperous community.
Same-sex marriage selfishly and deliberately deprives children of either a mother or a father. A man cannot become a woman.
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Andy Borowitz, biblical scholar and ace humor columnist, continues with several more quotes from Bishop Budde and Mike Johnson to prove his point. Please read the rest on today's
The Borowitz Report.
Please note that only paid TBR subscribers can participate in the poll, but we DUers can play along here. If you could vote in the TBR poll, what would you say?