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he persuaded Coca Cola, a multinational multi-billion dollar conglomerate, to change their Coke recipe from high fructose corn syrup to cane sugar...the fact that the Fanjul family (Trump's Florida neighbors/mega donors) just happen to own vast tracts of land for growing sugar cane is just a coincidence...it's about public health, after all, because as we all know Trump has always been a big health advocate.

as an aside: the last time Coke changed their recipe (1985) the backlash was so swift and so cataclysmic they were forced to go back to the original recipe...a decision so disastrous to the company's brand four decades later The Coke Debacle is a cautionary tale taught in business schools and referenced in boardrooms...lesson learned, Coca-Cola..yes/no?...

and now the malicious psychotic degenerate is demanding two NFL teams recoup their old names, Native American slurs, and he's prepared to sue to make that happen...go for it, asshole!

Trump's "shiny-penny" announcements have done nothing to divert MAGA outrage from what they perceived as a Democrat- invented conspiracy, intended to hurt their sexual predator god..apparently the fact that Trump once praised his then teenage daughter's breasts (Ivanka) and said he would date her if she wasn't his daughter, never registered with Trump voters as vomitus...

now the loathsome MAGA cult is pearl-clutching, not because their rapist idol played with underage girls, but because those damn liberals were right...OH MY!!!