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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]GreenWave
(12,917 posts)16. Tomorrow, when the Death Angels arrive, everybody should STFU but...
...the Orange Blabbermouth can't resist and is first to die. Then his cult starts to whimper and they too expire. Then all global corrupt sob and also die.
Then the Death Angles leave.
And we all live happily ever after.
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I had some surgery on my foot and for the first 2 months I had a nurse come by and change the dressings
Botany
4 hrs ago
#57
🤣👍I'm thinking pulmonary embolism. But I always have poisoning in the back of my mind. ...
littlemissmartypants
7 hrs ago
#20
Well I've read he had just reaffirmed his support for Ukraine, so it's def a possibility!
SheltieLover
5 hrs ago
#42
Thanks, SL. I do love creative writing. I'm a poet mostly but I have written some other fiction for fun.
littlemissmartypants
6 hrs ago
#25
if he died of false vacuum decay, we and the entire the universe are also screwed!
LymphocyteLover
7 hrs ago
#12
Not necessarily. It's possible only the atoms he is composed of would be affected.
littlemissmartypants
6 hrs ago
#27
By mistake used Ben Gay in place of Preperation H and launched into the atmosphere only to be struck by
twodogsbarking
7 hrs ago
#17
"Seconds after Lindsey's death announced, the orange blob undoubtedly was announcing...
hlthe2b
6 hrs ago
#35
That feeling you get when you wake up to an obituary, but it was not the one you were hoping for
surfered
6 hrs ago
#36
Ahhhh, I see from all of the 3-somes here on who's going to be the 3rd wheel in our game of death,
SWBTATTReg
4 hrs ago
#56