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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 3 hrs ago OP
Wish he loved salads! PuraVidaDreamin 3 hrs ago #1
The Grim Reaper came for him SocialDemocrat61 3 hrs ago #2
Lindsay sacrificed himself for his orange idol LymphocyteLover 1 hr ago #13
No but malaise 3 hrs ago #3
The Reaper is getting closer Jilly_in_VA 1 hr ago #11
Not close enough malaise 30 min ago #22
He did go to Walter Reed Hospital yesterday. Botany 2 hrs ago #4
That's the spirit! Orrex 2 hrs ago #5
I know this is the Mirror but malaise 2 hrs ago #8
Died of jealousy for all the attention paid to Lindsey? SheltieLover 2 hrs ago #6
Hahaha! Again? GMTA. littlemissmartypants 2 hrs ago #9
🤣👍 SheltieLover 1 hr ago #10
🤣👍I'm thinking pulmonary embolism. But I always have poisoning in the back of my mind. ... littlemissmartypants 32 min ago #20
It's time for him to be the "corpse at every funeral" Blue Owl 24 min ago #23
🌞Good morning! littlemissmartypants 2 hrs ago #7
You have a delightful imagination Pants! SheltieLover 1 hr ago #14
Thanks, SL. I do love creative writing. I'm a poet mostly but I have written some other fiction for fun. littlemissmartypants 22 min ago #25
Here's some footage of the unlucky hazmat team in action Blue Owl 18 min ago #28
if he died of false vacuum decay, we and the entire the universe are also screwed! LymphocyteLover 1 hr ago #12
Not necessarily. It's possible only the atoms he is composed of would be affected. littlemissmartypants 20 min ago #27
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 1 hr ago #15
Tomorrow, when the Death Angels arrive, everybody should STFU but... GreenWave 50 min ago #16
By mistake used Ben Gay in place of Preperation H and launched into the atmosphere only to be sruck by twodogsbarking 49 min ago #17
Death comes in threes, it's said. C_U_L8R 48 min ago #18
Graham Trumps McConnell Blue Owl 21 min ago #26
Not yet, but his buddies are dropping like flies. TickTock Joinfortmill 41 min ago #19
Wham Bam thank you Graham Blue Owl 22 min ago #24
Reaper Liberal In Texas 30 min ago #21
First thing I thought of! CaptainTruth 8 min ago #32
Delay after delay after delay dalton99a 16 min ago #29
Keep the faith, dalton99a. He'll get there eventually. ❤️🤞 littlemissmartypants 11 min ago #30
It will be a joyful day for the world. dalton99a 9 min ago #31
I've got my dancing shoes at the ready. 🫡🌞 littlemissmartypants 7 min ago #33
Appetizer joke I saw this morning... CaptainTruth 4 min ago #34

SocialDemocrat61

(8,542 posts)
2. The Grim Reaper came for him
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 06:47 AM
3 hrs ago

But like a good minion Lindsay Graham volunteered to go in his place.

malaise

(300,096 posts)
3. No but
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 06:53 AM
3 hrs ago

Lindsay Graham is dead and MoscowMitch Mitch is brain dead so it won’t be long before Dems can impeach the vulgarian monster

Jilly_in_VA

(14,823 posts)
11. The Reaper is getting closer
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 08:34 AM
1 hr ago

I bet he's shaking in his shoes---if he can even get them on this morning!

SheltieLover

(83,088 posts)
10. 🤣👍
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 08:32 AM
1 hr ago

I'm wondering if lindsey didn't contract the explosive diahrrea parasite & shit his 2 brain cells out?

littlemissmartypants

(35,981 posts)
20. 🤣👍I'm thinking pulmonary embolism. But I always have poisoning in the back of my mind. ...
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 09:21 AM
32 min ago

Whether it's food poisoning or chemical poisoning, the payback of horrible gut-wrenching pain is what I hope for and dream of, and poisoning has that effect on people.



littlemissmartypants

(35,981 posts)
7. 🌞Good morning!
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 07:49 AM
2 hrs ago

Distraught upon hearing of the death of Senator KissUp and because he hates being upstaged, he threw himself off the top of the scaffolding in front of the People’s House accidentally.

Reports from his Sleepy Secret Service detail say he was observed while ranting and raving to God about being "favored" after having climbed on the roof in the early hours this morning subsequently stumbling over the edge.

A hazmat team is on site now scraping up the residue, which should be completely removed in time for the double funeral or possibly even Sunday services. Exact date & time TBA.

(If only)

I hope that everyone has a lovely day! ❤️

SheltieLover

(83,088 posts)
14. You have a delightful imagination Pants!
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 08:38 AM
1 hr ago

I can see slobby yelling at the old man on the cloud for taking one of his useful idiots.

After all, what will happen to slobby when there are no more players left whom slob has extensive kompromat on? 😱 (insert Edvard Munch's The Scream face).

littlemissmartypants

(35,981 posts)
25. Thanks, SL. I do love creative writing. I'm a poet mostly but I have written some other fiction for fun.
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 09:30 AM
22 min ago

Truly love language and words.

I participated in so many different aspects of the arts during my high school days that at the graduation ceremony, I was given a special never before created award for Fine Arts. It's of beautiful engraved sterling silver, which I will always treasure.



💜

littlemissmartypants

(35,981 posts)
27. Not necessarily. It's possible only the atoms he is composed of would be affected.
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 09:33 AM
20 min ago

Let's not stand in the way. We may have to make sacrifices for the greater good some day. 😉🫡

niyad

(135,846 posts)
15. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 08:46 AM
1 hr ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

GreenWave

(12,917 posts)
16. Tomorrow, when the Death Angels arrive, everybody should STFU but...
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 09:03 AM
50 min ago

...the Orange Blabbermouth can't resist and is first to die. Then his cult starts to whimper and they too expire. Then all global corrupt sob and also die.

Then the Death Angles leave.

And we all live happily ever after.

twodogsbarking

(20,054 posts)
17. By mistake used Ben Gay in place of Preperation H and launched into the atmosphere only to be sruck by
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 09:04 AM
49 min ago

a returning Air Force One plane. An orange cloud was seen.

C_U_L8R

(49,682 posts)
18. Death comes in threes, it's said.
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 09:05 AM
48 min ago

Mitch and Lindsey are waiting for their threesome to be complete.

CaptainTruth

(8,342 posts)
34. Appetizer joke I saw this morning...
Sun Jul 12, 2026, 09:48 AM
4 min ago

Lindsey Graham's death is like getting a free appetizer because your entree is taking so long.

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