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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Died due to a necrotic mass in his transverse colon?
Died after a "brief and sudden illness?"
Died of false vacuum decay?
Just fucking died already?
PuraVidaDreamin
(4,758 posts)Sigh....
SocialDemocrat61
(8,542 posts)But like a good minion Lindsay Graham volunteered to go in his place.
LymphocyteLover
(10,502 posts)malaise
(300,096 posts)Lindsay Graham is dead and MoscowMitch Mitch is brain dead so it wont be long before Dems can impeach the vulgarian monster
Jilly_in_VA
(14,823 posts)I bet he's shaking in his shoes---if he can even get them on this morning!
malaise
(300,096 posts)😀
Botany
(78,434 posts)Today could be his day.
Orrex
(67,632 posts)malaise
(300,096 posts)Hmmmmmmmm!
SheltieLover
(83,088 posts)Mistaken for Caligula?
https://democraticunderground.com/100221368163
littlemissmartypants
(35,981 posts)I'm beginning to think that we have a psychic connection! 🔮
💜😄
SheltieLover
(83,088 posts)I'm wondering if lindsey didn't contract the explosive diahrrea parasite & shit his 2 brain cells out?
littlemissmartypants
(35,981 posts)Whether it's food poisoning or chemical poisoning, the payback of horrible gut-wrenching pain is what I hope for and dream of, and poisoning has that effect on people.
Blue Owl
(60,263 posts)But this time FOR REALS!
littlemissmartypants
(35,981 posts)Distraught upon hearing of the death of Senator KissUp and because he hates being upstaged, he threw himself off the top of the scaffolding in front of the Peoples House accidentally.
Reports from his Sleepy Secret Service detail say he was observed while ranting and raving to God about being "favored" after having climbed on the roof in the early hours this morning subsequently stumbling over the edge.
A hazmat team is on site now scraping up the residue, which should be completely removed in time for the double funeral or possibly even Sunday services. Exact date & time TBA.
(If only)
I hope that everyone has a lovely day! ❤️
SheltieLover
(83,088 posts)I can see slobby yelling at the old man on the cloud for taking one of his useful idiots.
After all, what will happen to slobby when there are no more players left whom slob has extensive kompromat on? 😱 (insert Edvard Munch's The Scream face).
littlemissmartypants
(35,981 posts)Truly love language and words.
I participated in so many different aspects of the arts during my high school days that at the graduation ceremony, I was given a special never before created award for Fine Arts. It's of beautiful engraved sterling silver, which I will always treasure.
💜
Blue Owl
(60,263 posts)
LymphocyteLover
(10,502 posts)littlemissmartypants
(35,981 posts)Let's not stand in the way. We may have to make sacrifices for the greater good some day. 😉🫡
niyad
(135,846 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
GreenWave
(12,917 posts)...the Orange Blabbermouth can't resist and is first to die. Then his cult starts to whimper and they too expire. Then all global corrupt sob and also die.
Then the Death Angles leave.
And we all live happily ever after.
twodogsbarking
(20,054 posts)a returning Air Force One plane. An orange cloud was seen.
C_U_L8R
(49,682 posts)Mitch and Lindsey are waiting for their threesome to be complete.
Blue Owl
(60,263 posts)Because it was so unexpected .
Joinfortmill
(22,054 posts)Blue Owl
(60,263 posts)Liberal In Texas
(16,578 posts)
CaptainTruth
(8,342 posts)dalton99a
(96,581 posts)
littlemissmartypants
(35,981 posts)dalton99a
(96,581 posts)littlemissmartypants
(35,981 posts)CaptainTruth
(8,342 posts)Lindsey Graham's death is like getting a free appetizer because your entree is taking so long.