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littlemissmartypants

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7. 🌞Good morning!

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 07:49 AM

10 hrs ago

Distraught upon hearing of the death of Senator KissUp and because he hates being upstaged, he threw himself off the top of the scaffolding in front of the People’s House accidentally.

Reports from his ~~Sleepy~~ Secret Service detail say he was observed while ranting and raving to God about being "favored" after having climbed on the roof in the early hours this morning subsequently stumbling over the edge.

A hazmat team is on site now scraping up the residue, which should be completely removed in time for the double funeral or possibly even Sunday services. Exact date & time TBA.

(If only)

I hope that everyone has a lovely day! ❤️

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 11 hrs ago OP

Wish he loved salads! PuraVidaDreamin 11 hrs ago #1

The Grim Reaper came for him SocialDemocrat61 11 hrs ago #2

Lindsay sacrificed himself for his orange idol LymphocyteLover 9 hrs ago #13

For some reason I read that as 'Graham Reaper' fujiyamasan 6 hrs ago #54

No but malaise 10 hrs ago #3

The Reaper is getting closer Jilly_in_VA 9 hrs ago #11

Not close enough malaise 8 hrs ago #22

He did go to Walter Reed Hospital yesterday. Botany 10 hrs ago #4

That's the spirit! Orrex 10 hrs ago #5

I know this is the Mirror but malaise 10 hrs ago #8

Trump's face in that picture tells the story. Botany 7 hrs ago #38

The balance hit me malaise 6 hrs ago #44

I had some surgery on my foot and for the first 2 months I had a nurse come by and change the dressings Botany 5 hrs ago #57

A whole year? malaise 5 hrs ago #58

That was over a year ago too Botany 4 hrs ago #60

This message was self-deleted by its author Sanity Claws 3 hrs ago #61

Died of jealousy for all the attention paid to Lindsey? SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #6

Hahaha! Again? GMTA. littlemissmartypants 10 hrs ago #9

🤣👍 SheltieLover 9 hrs ago #10

🤣👍I'm thinking pulmonary embolism. But I always have poisoning in the back of my mind. ... littlemissmartypants 8 hrs ago #20

Well I've read he had just reaffirmed his support for Ukraine, so it's def a possibility! SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #42

Putin wouldn't have liked that! ... littlemissmartypants 6 hrs ago #45

It's time for him to be the "corpse at every funeral" Blue Owl 8 hrs ago #23

🌞Good morning! littlemissmartypants 10 hrs ago #7

You have a delightful imagination Pants! SheltieLover 9 hrs ago #14

Thanks, SL. I do love creative writing. I'm a poet mostly but I have written some other fiction for fun. littlemissmartypants 8 hrs ago #25

I love word play & writing as well, Pants! SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #40

Thank you, you do too, SL. I'm very thankful for our friendship. littlemissmartypants 6 hrs ago #46

I am as well, Pants! SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #48

Awe. littlemissmartypants 6 hrs ago #49

... SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #50

Here's some footage of the unlucky hazmat team in action Blue Owl 8 hrs ago #28

I'd want hazard pay for sure! littlemissmartypants 6 hrs ago #47

if he died of false vacuum decay, we and the entire the universe are also screwed! LymphocyteLover 9 hrs ago #12

Not necessarily. It's possible only the atoms he is composed of would be affected. littlemissmartypants 8 hrs ago #27

Yes, and I do believe there is some strange physics that happens to people who fall into tRump's orbit LymphocyteLover 47 min ago #65

It was meant as a commentary on how much Graham sucked Orrex 2 hrs ago #63

LOL, of course! LymphocyteLover 48 min ago #64

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 9 hrs ago #15

Soon... SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #41

YES!!! niyad 4 hrs ago #59

Tomorrow, when the Death Angels arrive, everybody should STFU but... GreenWave 8 hrs ago #16

By mistake used Ben Gay in place of Preperation H and launched into the atmosphere only to be struck by twodogsbarking 8 hrs ago #17

Death comes in threes, it's said. C_U_L8R 8 hrs ago #18

Graham Trumps McConnell Blue Owl 8 hrs ago #26

Not yet, but his buddies are dropping like flies. TickTock Joinfortmill 8 hrs ago #19

Wham Bam thank you Graham Blue Owl 8 hrs ago #24

Reaper Liberal In Texas 8 hrs ago #21

First thing I thought of! CaptainTruth 8 hrs ago #32

Is Trump even in that thing? surfered 7 hrs ago #37

Delay after delay after delay dalton99a 8 hrs ago #29

Keep the faith, dalton99a. He'll get there eventually. ❤️🤞 littlemissmartypants 8 hrs ago #30

It will be a joyful day for the world. dalton99a 8 hrs ago #31

I've got my dancing shoes at the ready. 🫡🌞 littlemissmartypants 8 hrs ago #33

I like the two standing together, conferring over the plans. Xavier Breath 6 hrs ago #51

Appetizer joke I saw this morning... CaptainTruth 8 hrs ago #34

"Seconds after Lindsey's death announced, the orange blob undoubtedly was announcing... hlthe2b 7 hrs ago #35

The orange blob makes everything about him MustLoveBeagles 2 hrs ago #62

That feeling you get when you wake up to an obituary, but it was not the one you were hoping for surfered 7 hrs ago #36

Now serving 47. Number 47...? nt EarthFirst 7 hrs ago #39

This surfered 7 hrs ago #43

Not yet BlueKota 6 hrs ago #52

Death comes in threes LetMyPeopleVote 6 hrs ago #53

He who? Wicked Blue 6 hrs ago #55

Ahhhh, I see from all of the 3-somes here on who's going to be the 3rd wheel in our game of death, SWBTATTReg 5 hrs ago #56