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(4,676 posts) Wed Jun 17, 2026, 09:50 PM Wednesday

We have been making a huge mistake by laughing at TSF's falling asleep constantly... [View all]

We should be encouraging him to sleep, because medical statistics and experts verify that about 12.5% of all people die in their sleep.

That means there is a 1 in 8 chance that every time he falls asleep...

HE WON'T WAKE UP!

I know, that's not how statistics works, but it gives us hope.

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We have been making a huge mistake by laughing at TSF's falling asleep constantly... [View all] Enter stage left Wednesday OP

That also mean there's an 87.5% chance he'll die when he's awake. jls4561 Wednesday #1

I like option 2 better for tsf. chicoescuela Wednesday #2

Preferably while he's being recorded. Dr. T Wednesday #4

Does that mean that I'm going to die, either while I'm asleep or awake? 3Hotdogs Wednesday #5

There are only two certainties in life (nt) AZJonnie Thursday #9

Maybe well-wishers can encourage him to take frequent long baths struggle4progress Wednesday #3

Add that most die around their bd vapor2 Wednesday #6

True MoseShrute Thursday #10

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HOW OR WHEN IT HAPPENS, ONLY THAT IT DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AZ8theist Thursday #7

Frankly, I Vote for Keeping Him as Wide-awake as He is Capable of 24-7! The Roux Comes First Thursday #8