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(4,675 posts) Wed Jun 17, 2026, 09:50 PM Wednesday

We have been making a huge mistake by laughing at TSF's falling asleep constantly...

We should be encouraging him to sleep, because medical statistics and experts verify that about 12.5% of all people die in their sleep.

That means there is a 1 in 8 chance that every time he falls asleep...

HE WON'T WAKE UP!

I know, that's not how statistics works, but it gives us hope.

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We have been making a huge mistake by laughing at TSF's falling asleep constantly... (Original Post) Enter stage left Wednesday OP

That also mean there's an 87.5% chance he'll die when he's awake. jls4561 Wednesday #1

I like option 2 better for tsf. chicoescuela Wednesday #2

Preferably while he's being recorded. Dr. T Wednesday #4

Does that mean that I'm going to die, either while I'm asleep or awake? 3Hotdogs Wednesday #5

There are only two certainties in life (nt) AZJonnie Thursday #9

Maybe well-wishers can encourage him to take frequent long baths struggle4progress Wednesday #3

Add that most die around their bd vapor2 Wednesday #6

True MoseShrute Thursday #10

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HOW OR WHEN IT HAPPENS, ONLY THAT IT DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AZ8theist Thursday #7

Frankly, I Vote for Keeping Him as Wide-awake as He is Capable of 24-7! The Roux Comes First Thursday #8

jls4561

(3,314 posts)

1. That also mean there's an 87.5% chance he'll die when he's awake.

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Wed Jun 17, 2026, 09:53 PM

Wednesday

I am comforted by the thought that the two numbers add up to 100%.

chicoescuela

(3,337 posts)

2. I like option 2 better for tsf.

Reply to jls4561 (Reply #1)

Wed Jun 17, 2026, 09:56 PM

Wednesday

I hope karma doesn’t see this for me

Dr. T

(807 posts)

4. Preferably while he's being recorded.

Reply to jls4561 (Reply #1)

Wed Jun 17, 2026, 11:00 PM

Wednesday

The face plant heard 'round the world.

3Hotdogs

(15,715 posts)

5. Does that mean that I'm going to die, either while I'm asleep or awake?

Reply to jls4561 (Reply #1)

Wed Jun 17, 2026, 11:35 PM

Wednesday

Da fuck is that about?

AZJonnie

(4,187 posts)

9. There are only two certainties in life (nt)

Reply to 3Hotdogs (Reply #5)

Thu Jun 18, 2026, 05:31 AM

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struggle4progress

(127,117 posts)

3. Maybe well-wishers can encourage him to take frequent long baths

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Wed Jun 17, 2026, 11:00 PM

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vapor2

(5,109 posts)

6. Add that most die around their bd

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Wed Jun 17, 2026, 11:58 PM

Wednesday

MoseShrute

(163 posts)

10. True

Reply to vapor2 (Reply #6)

Thu Jun 18, 2026, 07:39 AM

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Typically within about 180 days either before or after

AZ8theist

(7,747 posts)

7. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HOW OR WHEN IT HAPPENS, ONLY THAT IT DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thu Jun 18, 2026, 12:51 AM

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The Roux Comes First

(2,424 posts)

8. Frankly, I Vote for Keeping Him as Wide-awake as He is Capable of 24-7!

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2026, 12:53 AM

Thursday

Wear the little worm down. He obviously is struggling with very basic life-functions. Bring 'em on Full Time. Presidenting is clearly way beyond his skill set - keep the job requirements front and center!

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