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MiHale

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4. The real use of the 'Claw' on the White House lawn revealed...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 07:19 AM

Sunday

Like the claw in the arcade game…It picked him up by the seat of his pants flew him high above the White House then dropped him in the slot…but surprise…the slot was a wood chipper…Fargo-ed him.

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