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Orrex

(67,506 posts) Sun Jun 14, 2026, 07:01 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet?

Celebrated his 80th with severe heat stroke at his trashy UFC spectacle?

Smothered by a poorly-placed tarp?

Casualty of The Nipple Crisis?

Just fucking died for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP

I have high hopes that today's the day Sanity Claws Yesterday #1

That would be perfect karma, wouldn't it? Grim Chieftain Yesterday #13

Sadly no but pergaps the Reaper will make our day. SheltieLover Yesterday #2

;-{) PISSED OFF BEAR ATTACK Goonch Yesterday #3

forrests? niyad Yesterday #8

Mybad Fixed Thanks! Goonch Yesterday #12

GO, Smokey! electric_blue68 Yesterday #38

The real use of the 'Claw' on the White House lawn revealed... MiHale Yesterday #4

No but malaise Yesterday #5

And soon, slobby will no longer be defiling out planet SheltieLover Yesterday #14

World's largest birthday cake he had made for himself fell on him and smothered him. How sweet. twodogsbarking Yesterday #6

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #7

Hold the vision, my friend. SheltieLover Yesterday #16

The tractor pull will be at Mar a Lago when he hosts the monster cyber truck rally to celebrate his wedding anniversary ChicagoTeamster Yesterday #26

He should've hosted this redneck shit show on his own property & expense SheltieLover Yesterday #31

Lightning joho260 Yesterday #9

If only MustLoveBeagles 21 hrs ago #40

Went to blow out the 80 candles on his birthday cake SocialDemocrat61 Yesterday #10

You win the thread for me today malaise Yesterday #22

I baked him a cake for his birthday.. surfered Yesterday #11

Good one! SheltieLover Yesterday #17

PERFECT!!! niyad Yesterday #23

Bwaaaaah malaise Yesterday #24

I'm sure this is an everyday occurrence... Omnipresent Yesterday #29

🌞Good morning! littlemissmartypants Yesterday #15

I'm hoping for a massive sinkhole today for his redneck fest SheltieLover Yesterday #19

Swarmed by insects attracted to his overflowing diaper? Jimi du Ranty Yesterday #18

"We woke up pissed..." hlthe2b Yesterday #20

Wouldn't want to make those cats mad MustLoveBeagles 21 hrs ago #41

Maybe one of those stupid jumping motorcycles went off course and landed on him? LymphocyteLover Yesterday #21

Redneck shit show SheltieLover Yesterday #32

only to be surpassed in crassness by today's redneck shitshow LymphocyteLover Yesterday #34

He stops to salute the giant flag, the flag pole cracks generalbetrayus Yesterday #25

This message was self-deleted by its author Ocelot II Yesterday #27

maybe when he hugged it for show, it just collapsed on him-- so appropriate LymphocyteLover Yesterday #35

I'm waiting for this evening's thunderstorms to visit DC. Ocelot II Yesterday #28

Fried orange pedophile... NNadir Yesterday #30

And have a firm grasp of metal arch! SheltieLover Yesterday #33

Burst from out-of-control inflation GopherGal Yesterday #36

Found floating face-down in the algae-infested reflecting swamp of his own making Blue Owl Yesterday #37

One Day... LetMyPeopleVote 23 hrs ago #39

Sanity Claws

(22,457 posts)

1. I have high hopes that today's the day

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 07:09 AM

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Grim Chieftain

(2,250 posts)

13. That would be perfect karma, wouldn't it?

Reply to Sanity Claws (Reply #1)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 08:36 AM

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His big celebration turns into our celebration.

SheltieLover

(82,431 posts)

2. Sadly no but pergaps the Reaper will make our day.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 07:15 AM

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Goonch

(5,818 posts)

3. ;-{) PISSED OFF BEAR ATTACK

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 07:17 AM

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niyad

(134,983 posts)

8. forrests?

Reply to Goonch (Reply #3)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 08:06 AM

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Goonch

(5,818 posts)

12. Mybad Fixed Thanks!

Reply to niyad (Reply #8)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 08:26 AM

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electric_blue68

(27,748 posts)

38. GO, Smokey!

Reply to Goonch (Reply #3)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 05:33 PM

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MiHale

(13,265 posts)

4. The real use of the 'Claw' on the White House lawn revealed...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 07:19 AM

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Like the claw in the arcade game…It picked him up by the seat of his pants flew him high above the White House then dropped him in the slot…but surprise…the slot was a wood chipper…Fargo-ed him.

malaise

(299,099 posts)

5. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 07:22 AM

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He made it to 80 and I’m pissed

That said his name is no longer on the Kennedy center Building,

SheltieLover

(82,431 posts)

14. And soon, slobby will no longer be defiling out planet

Reply to malaise (Reply #5)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 08:37 AM

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twodogsbarking

(19,682 posts)

6. World's largest birthday cake he had made for himself fell on him and smothered him. How sweet.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 07:33 AM

Yesterday

Not unlike his wedding cake he didn't pay for that one either.

niyad

(134,983 posts)

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 08:04 AM

Yesterday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(82,431 posts)

16. Hold the vision, my friend.

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 08:40 AM

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Hoping for a massive sinkhole to swallow the whole redneck shitshow today.

Cripes, why not a tractor pull?

Come on Zeus! ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

ChicagoTeamster

(1,405 posts)

26. The tractor pull will be at Mar a Lago when he hosts the monster cyber truck rally to celebrate his wedding anniversary

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #16)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 09:42 AM

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He's trying to keep somebody unhappy

SheltieLover

(82,431 posts)

31. He should've hosted this redneck shit show on his own property & expense

Reply to ChicagoTeamster (Reply #26)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 12:47 PM

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joho260

(57 posts)

9. Lightning

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 08:17 AM

Yesterday

A lightning strike on the steel arches creates a hole in the space-time continuum which causes DJT and all the sycophants and psychophants to be transported to Rigel 7.

MustLoveBeagles

(18,073 posts)

40. If only

Reply to joho260 (Reply #9)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 07:39 PM

21 hrs ago

SocialDemocrat61

(8,220 posts)

10. Went to blow out the 80 candles on his birthday cake

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 08:19 AM

Yesterday

But got too close for the flammable orange make up and his face caught fire.

malaise

(299,099 posts)

22. You win the thread for me today

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #10)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 08:52 AM

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I could watch that

surfered

(14,832 posts)

11. I baked him a cake for his birthday..

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 08:21 AM

Yesterday

And had help with the recipe..

SheltieLover

(82,431 posts)

17. Good one!

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 08:41 AM

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niyad

(134,983 posts)

23. PERFECT!!!

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 09:05 AM

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malaise

(299,099 posts)

24. Bwaaaaah

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 09:12 AM

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😂😂

Omnipresent

(7,548 posts)

29. I'm sure this is an everyday occurrence...

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 10:56 AM

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Coming out of the White house kitchen!

littlemissmartypants

(35,236 posts)

15. 🌞Good morning!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 08:38 AM

Yesterday

Eventually, the pit of hell is going to open up and suck him in.

Preferably at Mal-a-gogo when he's in his golf cart. I hear Florida has some spectacular sink holes.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day. ❤️

SheltieLover

(82,431 posts)

19. I'm hoping for a massive sinkhole today for his redneck fest

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #15)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 08:43 AM

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⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

Jimi du Ranty

(63 posts)

18. Swarmed by insects attracted to his overflowing diaper?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 08:42 AM

Yesterday

Then hit by lightning, nature's bug zapper?

Everyone runs away! "Oh, the smell!"

hlthe2b

(115,029 posts)

20. "We woke up pissed..."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 08:46 AM

Yesterday

"and we just might redirect our anger-- joined by all the 'pissed off populace' ... That's not to mention the WNV-infected mosquitoes, hantavirus or leptospirosis-infected rodents, venomous spiders, and others attracted to your outdoor cage match monstrosity! Your time is borrowed!"

MustLoveBeagles

(18,073 posts)

41. Wouldn't want to make those cats mad

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #20)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 07:53 PM

21 hrs ago

LymphocyteLover

(10,332 posts)

21. Maybe one of those stupid jumping motorcycles went off course and landed on him?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 08:48 AM

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Such a fucking disgrace

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SheltieLover

(82,431 posts)

32. Redneck shit show

Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #21)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 12:48 PM

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LymphocyteLover

(10,332 posts)

34. only to be surpassed in crassness by today's redneck shitshow

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #32)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 01:07 PM

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generalbetrayus

(2,045 posts)

25. He stops to salute the giant flag, the flag pole cracks

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 09:16 AM

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and it falls over on him, crushing the last bits of his miserable life out of him, all on Flag Day.

Response to generalbetrayus (Reply #25)

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LymphocyteLover

(10,332 posts)

35. maybe when he hugged it for show, it just collapsed on him-- so appropriate

Reply to generalbetrayus (Reply #25)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 01:08 PM

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Ocelot II

(131,658 posts)

28. I'm waiting for this evening's thunderstorms to visit DC.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 10:45 AM

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Here in Minneapolis it's a lovely, sunny, dry 60°. I put out my upside-down US flag and my resistance frog sign first thing this morning, and I'm going to enjoy the day and check on the DC weather from time to time. Here's hoping...