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W_HAMILTON

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90. There should be a god damn text alert created specifically for the moment that we can all sign up for.

Fri Jun 12, 2026, 04:23 AM

Jun 12

Remember how Biden had it where you could sign up for that text where he would be first announcing his VP pick?

Something like that is what we need.

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If he dies, and you're sleeping, should we wake you? [View all] Swede Jun 11 OP

Yes. mr715 Jun 11 #1

It should be a nationwide alert leftstreet Jun 11 #2

With the Happy Dance ringtone. AloeVera Jun 11 #5

I'm going with YMCA for the cruelty mr715 Jun 11 #11

Ha. Even better. So danceable! Nt AloeVera Jun 11 #15

But here is the problem... mr715 Jun 11 #16

Howzabout the "VengaBus"?? (We Like To Party!) DinahMoeHum Jun 11 #76

How about "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" ? sinkingfeeling Jun 11 #20

Slanders witches. mr715 Jun 11 #23

THANK YOU! niyad Jun 11 #68

This message was self-deleted by its author Prairie_Seagull Jun 11 #55

how about Swan Lake? DBoon Jun 11 #86

GLOBAL Karma13612 Jun 12 #93

The celebratory noise would awaken you. No choice. /nt bucolic_frolic Jun 11 #3

Beat me to it. No need to awaken anyone since wnylib Jun 11 #56

I think all the celebrating in the street will wake me! Ineedamoment Jun 11 #4

God, I should hope so! PatSeg Jun 11 #64

Yes and hell yes vapor2 Jun 11 #6

Nah. GoCubsGo Jun 11 #7

I haven't slept well Karma13612 Jun 12 #94

Are you kidding? Activate the tornado alarms, the overhead drones, the Emergency Alert Systems... hlthe2b Jun 11 #8

The fireworks will wake me up. sop Jun 11 #9

The earth will shake from human celebrations malaise Jun 11 #10

No. LisaL Jun 11 #12

I think we will all... lame54 Jun 11 #13

I'll wake up right away on account of all the party noise outside. Ocelot II Jun 11 #14

If and when that happens.... LogDog75 Jun 11 #17

Absolutely! sinkingfeeling Jun 11 #18

Of course! MustLoveBeagles Jun 11 #19

Yes! dlilafae Jun 11 #21

I think the horns honking, the fireworks, the Buddyzbuddy Jun 11 #22

Can I pull the plug, please, please, pretty please, pretty please with cream on top. Why can't I pull the plug. twodogsbarking Jun 11 #24

LMAO ZDU Jun 11 #30

I would yank the cord like I'm trying to start a lawnmower! TurboDem Jun 11 #39

Yes. ms liberty Jun 11 #25

Bittersweet Martin Eden Jun 11 #26

Blaring car horns and church bells ringing.... MiHale Jun 11 #27

YES! ZDU Jun 11 #28

I expect at least a few of you knock on my door to tell me Orrex Jun 11 #29

Y'all better dm here in TX - not sure they will celebrate properly down here TBF Jun 11 #31

We will certainly do so! niyad Jun 12 #100

Hell YES wake me so I can spread the good news! KS Toronado Jun 11 #32

Abso-fuckin'-lately!!!!!!!!! 3catwoman3 Jun 11 #33

Please wake me Keepthesoulalive Jun 11 #34

Best wake and bake ever! FullySupportDems Jun 11 #35

Wake and bake. Dr. T Jun 11 #40

Lol! I'm gonna get a nice fat preroll :) FullySupportDems Jun 11 #88

Yeah Yeah Yeah. Kid Berwyn Jun 11 #36

Open.... MarcoZandrini Jun 11 #37

That would be a hard no. AltairIV Jun 11 #38

I haven't slept well Karma13612 Jun 12 #95

I know how you feel. AltairIV Jun 12 #96

No need to... SeattleVet Jun 11 #41

Yes !!! I want to see ALL the Republicans crying in the streets and on Wall Street dave99 Jun 11 #42

His cult members will weep. But Wall Street knows JD Couchbotherer VTderry Jun 12 #97

Absolutely! Katcat Jun 11 #43

Yes! arkielib Jun 11 #44

Yup, yup, and yup! Totally Tunsie Jun 11 #45

Yes! So I can do my Happy Dance! Joinfortmill Jun 11 #46

of corpse Tetrachloride Jun 11 #47

Nope. Cuz then JD will be prez and then I will REALLY worry.... CTyankee Jun 11 #48

Me too, but that does not negate my (natural) death wish for the disgusting human being. Susan Calvin Jun 11 #61

Think about the cultists not having their urine-coloured idol to niyad Jun 11 #69

Yes, please Ishoutandscream2 Jun 11 #49

I think the fireworks and people celebrating Emile Jun 11 #50

No thanks Half-step Jun 11 #51

Only after the champagne has been chilled. Vinca Jun 11 #52

Do you mean to say that you are not keeping a bottle on chill for niyad Jun 11 #71

I gave up drinking a couple years ago Karma13612 Jun 12 #92

Understood. Pretty sure it will be stinkweed, not daisies. niyad Jun 12 #99

🤭🤣 So true!!....eom Karma13612 Jun 13 #108

My guess is that everyone outside dancing and shooting off fireworks will wake me Sanity Claws Jun 11 #53

Only if it happens live on video and I can watch it sooner by waking up... Moostache Jun 11 #54

Please God 🙏 Let it be EncantoCatColony Jun 11 #62

I'd say "YES!!!" to everything you listed except the donkey. calimary Jun 11 #78

wake me up. barbtries Jun 11 #57

The car horns and cowbells will handle it Mira Jun 11 #58

Immediately followed by a 5 day mourning period. NightWatcher Jun 11 #59

YES. nt Susan Calvin Jun 11 #60

Oh hell yes!! CrispyQ Jun 11 #63

You DAMN well better! I do not want to miss a moment of the niyad Jun 11 #65

Absolutely - I want to revel every second of it. iluvtennis Jun 11 #66

I assume someone would start evemac Jun 11 #67

Probably won't be necessary Dave Id Jun 11 #70

Y E S !!!!! Y E S !!!!! liberalla Jun 11 #72

As one person put it, "I would expect you to wake me up in surgery! " niyad Jun 11 #73

Yes! I'll Need To Get My Cowbell! (For Real!) 🔔 ColoringFool Jun 11 #74

ABSOLUTELY!!! AverageOldGuy Jun 11 #75

Absolutely. xuplate Jun 11 #77

if i have a dnr and i'm in a coma, wake me. mopinko Jun 11 #79

I'm intolerant of being woken up for anything. hunter Jun 11 #80

Absof'inglutely Chicagogrl1 Jun 11 #81

Yes, please. nt LAS14 Jun 11 #82

Please don't. jmowreader Jun 11 #83

Absolutely! Though the -cheering & car honking- in NYC might wake me! 😄 electric_blue68 Jun 11 #84

Yup, by all means. republianmushroom Jun 11 #85

Yes! I've got fireworks to shoot off! John Farmer Jun 11 #87

If none of that does the trick, the wails of his idjit-ass supporters will be audible from fucking mars. Volaris Jun 12 #89

There might be a 3 day delay on that reaction Ruby the Liberal Jun 12 #98

A most excellent point. niyad Jun 12 #104

There should be a god damn text alert created specifically for the moment that we can all sign up for. W_HAMILTON Jun 12 #90

Abso-bloomin'-flutely!!...eom Karma13612 Jun 12 #91

You gotta ask!?!? marble falls Jun 12 #101

I'm thinking of laying in a healthy supply of fireworks for that moment. NoMoreRepugs Jun 12 #102

Hell, no! True Dough Jun 12 #103

No, do not disturb my sleep. HappyH Jun 12 #106

Wake me Shake me.... spanone Jun 12 #105

Oh, hell yes! Scream in my ear, kick me in the ass, set off firecrackers. Proclaim it loud and proud! mucholderthandirt Jun 13 #107

My wife and I have an agreement to wake each other if MineralMan Jun 13 #109