I wanted to do a start up for that. Small boutique service of round the clock dead President surveillance

You know, from Sesame Street.

YMCA is played frequently, to there is going to be a high probability of false positives.

As such, it must be altered so as to give people false hope when listening to an oldies channel.

IDK, maybe YMCA played by a tuba or something.

or is that just for Putin?

the entire world will be one gigantic block party

the celebrations will be heard and shared around the world.

People are saying they will be the greatest celebrations ever in the history of the US. The bigliest in the history of the world. People with tears in their eyes will say, "Wow. Biggest win ever. So much winning "

I would be so disappointed if it didn't happen.

I want to celebrate to my fullest, and that comes best off a good night's sleep.

Since Nov 5 2024.

Order every dog, coyote, wolf, or other howling, barking creature to "crank it up!" Car Horns! Screeching tom cats and their female amore cats in heat!

Whatever you got! WAKE ME UP!

We will all be up

I don't want that to ruin my nap.

Wake instinctively

There will be a nationwide earthquake alert will be sent out because all the Richter Scales will go wild with hundreds of millions of American jumping up and down with joy.

I'm pouring bubbly, no matter what hour.

champagne corks popping and all around joyful laughter and cheering will take care of waking me if I happen to be asleep. Or in a coma.

Sweet that he can no longer poison our day.

Bitter if he does not die in prison, having escaped justice for his crimes.

People yelling in celebration in the streets..I think that would wake me!…

Want to see me wake up dancing!?!?!?

Don't think we have much longer to wait, he can't stay awake.

More cowbell!

So I can finally look forward to getting a good nights sleep after I finish celebrating.

I should get an expensive preroll for the occasion

You just described the first twenty years of my adult life.

Spoken rapidly with alacrity.

…the bubbly!

There is absolutely no need to ruin a good night's sleep. Besides what better way to start the day then with a fresh cup of coffee and some really good news.

Since Nov 5 2024

the horn honking, music, and dancing in the streets will be sufficient.

will be just as attentive to further enriching the already obscenely wealthy.

Smack me if you have to but wake me up

I hope the fireworks wake me!

This is a celebration not to be missed...not for one second!

Nor my joy when he is no longer on the planet.

fixate upon. maybelline couchhumper and his puppet masters are already running things. krasnov is the bright, shiny distraction.

Nt

will wake me.

But if not, wake me up. I want to be part of the world wide celebration.

Just this once I'd like to not be interrupted with whatever he is doing...

immediate use at that happy moment??? Many of us are.

But I just might make an exception in the case of Trump pushing up daisies.

But feel free to call so we can drink champagne together.

Otherwise his imminent (and painful) demise is already running wild in my dreams on a loop. Every possible manner - choking, falling, stroke, Melania stabbing him in the throat, Uday and Qusay pushing him down the stairs on AF1, being set upon by a herd of wild pigs, somehow ending up slathered in honey and oil while chained to a donkey in Death Valley on a brutally hot day.

The day it finally happens is going to be a party for me that will last a very long time.

Melania stabbing him in the throat.

Leave the donkey in a nice cool shelter with clean water to drink.

i'll yell it to the neighbors and start the party.

sleeping will be a non-issue

And by "mourning" I mean Mardi Gras on every street corner and a global orgy.

I want to start one of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE as early as possible!! 💃🎉

celebration!

Setting off fireworks 🧨🎆

due to all of the celebratory fireworks going off.

My problem is who to call first:
— Like-minded friends to spread the word, or,
— MAGAts to gloat!?!?!?

When my children were young I'd wake up for them.

I'd also wake up instantly when I was on-call doing logistics for emergency blood and organ transportation. Lives were literally at stake.

Major earthquakes have woken me. And please wake me up if the house is on fire.

I've been woken up twice by hotel fire alarms, rushing out to the parking lot in whatever clothes were handy. (Never forget your shoes!) Neither fire was serious. The greatest inconvenience to me was that there was no warm food for the free morning breakfast.

My most horrible waking ups were when I was young and staying with friends in a motel. I woke up to the sound of my girlfriend's girlfriend screaming and cops in our room. It turned out to be that city's way of telling us we were not welcome in their town. Another time I was sleeping in my car and the police yanked me out and shoved me to the ground before I was fully awake.

If he dies, meh. Vance will simply replace the meat puppet. Don't wake me up, I'll read about it in the morning.

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES AND YES BUT PLS BRING CHAMPAGNE 🍾🍾🍾

He'll still be dead when I get up.

I can't wait.

'But look at how mean all those meanie liburls are, all happy and stuff'

Whatever. I'm getting a t shirt made that says 'yes im glad he's dead. Fuck your feelings.'

After they realize he isn't going to rise from the dead.

Remember how Biden had it where you could sign up for that text where he would be first announcing his VP pick?

Something like that is what we need.

If I can sleep-in late and THEN find out Orange BLOTUS has keeled over??? That would be an absolutely amazing start to the day!

Every morning I read the news with my morning coffee. It will be an awesome cup when I can read that headline with my first sip. I’ll be smiling all day!

we hear of his demise.