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29. I expect at least a few of you knock on my door to tell me

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If he dies, and you're sleeping, should we wake you? [View all] Swede Jun 11 OP

Yes. mr715 Jun 11 #1

It should be a nationwide alert leftstreet Jun 11 #2

With the Happy Dance ringtone. AloeVera Jun 11 #5

I'm going with YMCA for the cruelty mr715 Jun 11 #11

Ha. Even better. So danceable! Nt AloeVera Jun 11 #15

But here is the problem... mr715 Jun 11 #16

Howzabout the "VengaBus"?? (We Like To Party!) DinahMoeHum Jun 11 #76

How about "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" ? sinkingfeeling Jun 11 #20

Slanders witches. mr715 Jun 11 #23

THANK YOU! niyad Jun 11 #68

This message was self-deleted by its author Prairie_Seagull Jun 11 #55

how about Swan Lake? DBoon Jun 11 #86

GLOBAL Karma13612 Jun 12 #93

The celebratory noise would awaken you. No choice. /nt bucolic_frolic Jun 11 #3

Beat me to it. No need to awaken anyone since wnylib Jun 11 #56

I think all the celebrating in the street will wake me! Ineedamoment Jun 11 #4

God, I should hope so! PatSeg Jun 11 #64

Yes and hell yes vapor2 Jun 11 #6

Nah. GoCubsGo Jun 11 #7

I haven't slept well Karma13612 Jun 12 #94

Are you kidding? Activate the tornado alarms, the overhead drones, the Emergency Alert Systems... hlthe2b Jun 11 #8

The fireworks will wake me up. sop Jun 11 #9

The earth will shake from human celebrations malaise Jun 11 #10

No. LisaL Jun 11 #12

I think we will all... lame54 Jun 11 #13

I'll wake up right away on account of all the party noise outside. Ocelot II Jun 11 #14

If and when that happens.... LogDog75 Jun 11 #17

Absolutely! sinkingfeeling Jun 11 #18

Of course! MustLoveBeagles Jun 11 #19

Yes! dlilafae Jun 11 #21

I think the horns honking, the fireworks, the Buddyzbuddy Jun 11 #22

Can I pull the plug, please, please, pretty please, pretty please with cream on top. Why can't I pull the plug. twodogsbarking Jun 11 #24

LMAO ZDU Jun 11 #30

I would yank the cord like I'm trying to start a lawnmower! TurboDem Jun 11 #39

Yes. ms liberty Jun 11 #25

Bittersweet Martin Eden Jun 11 #26

Blaring car horns and church bells ringing.... MiHale Jun 11 #27

YES! ZDU Jun 11 #28

I expect at least a few of you knock on my door to tell me Orrex Jun 11 #29

Y'all better dm here in TX - not sure they will celebrate properly down here TBF Jun 11 #31

We will certainly do so! niyad Jun 12 #100

Hell YES wake me so I can spread the good news! KS Toronado Jun 11 #32

Abso-fuckin'-lately!!!!!!!!! 3catwoman3 Jun 11 #33

Please wake me Keepthesoulalive Jun 11 #34

Best wake and bake ever! FullySupportDems Jun 11 #35

Wake and bake. Dr. T Jun 11 #40

Lol! I'm gonna get a nice fat preroll :) FullySupportDems Jun 11 #88

Yeah Yeah Yeah. Kid Berwyn Jun 11 #36

Open.... MarcoZandrini Jun 11 #37

That would be a hard no. AltairIV Jun 11 #38

I haven't slept well Karma13612 Jun 12 #95

I know how you feel. AltairIV Jun 12 #96

No need to... SeattleVet Jun 11 #41

Yes !!! I want to see ALL the Republicans crying in the streets and on Wall Street dave99 Jun 11 #42

His cult members will weep. But Wall Street knows JD Couchbotherer VTderry Jun 12 #97

Absolutely! Katcat Jun 11 #43

Yes! arkielib Jun 11 #44

Yup, yup, and yup! Totally Tunsie Jun 11 #45

Yes! So I can do my Happy Dance! Joinfortmill Jun 11 #46

of corpse Tetrachloride Jun 11 #47

Nope. Cuz then JD will be prez and then I will REALLY worry.... CTyankee Jun 11 #48

Me too, but that does not negate my (natural) death wish for the disgusting human being. Susan Calvin Jun 11 #61

Think about the cultists not having their urine-coloured idol to niyad Jun 11 #69

Yes, please Ishoutandscream2 Jun 11 #49

I think the fireworks and people celebrating Emile Jun 11 #50

No thanks Half-step Jun 11 #51

Only after the champagne has been chilled. Vinca Jun 11 #52

Do you mean to say that you are not keeping a bottle on chill for niyad Jun 11 #71

I gave up drinking a couple years ago Karma13612 Jun 12 #92

Understood. Pretty sure it will be stinkweed, not daisies. niyad Jun 12 #99

🤭🤣 So true!!....eom Karma13612 Jun 13 #108

My guess is that everyone outside dancing and shooting off fireworks will wake me Sanity Claws Jun 11 #53

Only if it happens live on video and I can watch it sooner by waking up... Moostache Jun 11 #54

Please God 🙏 Let it be EncantoCatColony Jun 11 #62

I'd say "YES!!!" to everything you listed except the donkey. calimary Jun 11 #78

wake me up. barbtries Jun 11 #57

The car horns and cowbells will handle it Mira Jun 11 #58

Immediately followed by a 5 day mourning period. NightWatcher Jun 11 #59

YES. nt Susan Calvin Jun 11 #60

Oh hell yes!! CrispyQ Jun 11 #63

You DAMN well better! I do not want to miss a moment of the niyad Jun 11 #65

Absolutely - I want to revel every second of it. iluvtennis Jun 11 #66

I assume someone would start evemac Jun 11 #67

Probably won't be necessary Dave Id Jun 11 #70

Y E S !!!!! Y E S !!!!! liberalla Jun 11 #72

As one person put it, "I would expect you to wake me up in surgery! " niyad Jun 11 #73

Yes! I'll Need To Get My Cowbell! (For Real!) 🔔 ColoringFool Jun 11 #74

ABSOLUTELY!!! AverageOldGuy Jun 11 #75

Absolutely. xuplate Jun 11 #77

if i have a dnr and i'm in a coma, wake me. mopinko Jun 11 #79

I'm intolerant of being woken up for anything. hunter Jun 11 #80

Absof'inglutely Chicagogrl1 Jun 11 #81

Yes, please. nt LAS14 Jun 11 #82

Please don't. jmowreader Jun 11 #83

Absolutely! Though the -cheering & car honking- in NYC might wake me! 😄 electric_blue68 Jun 11 #84

Yup, by all means. republianmushroom Jun 11 #85

Yes! I've got fireworks to shoot off! John Farmer Jun 11 #87

If none of that does the trick, the wails of his idjit-ass supporters will be audible from fucking mars. Volaris Jun 12 #89

There might be a 3 day delay on that reaction Ruby the Liberal Jun 12 #98

A most excellent point. niyad Jun 12 #104

There should be a god damn text alert created specifically for the moment that we can all sign up for. W_HAMILTON Jun 12 #90

Abso-bloomin'-flutely!!...eom Karma13612 Jun 12 #91

You gotta ask!?!? marble falls Jun 12 #101

I'm thinking of laying in a healthy supply of fireworks for that moment. NoMoreRepugs Jun 12 #102

Hell, no! True Dough Jun 12 #103

No, do not disturb my sleep. HappyH Jun 12 #106

Wake me Shake me.... spanone Jun 12 #105

Oh, hell yes! Scream in my ear, kick me in the ass, set off firecrackers. Proclaim it loud and proud! mucholderthandirt Jun 13 #107

My wife and I have an agreement to wake each other if MineralMan Jun 13 #109