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8. To replace robotic Melania?

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 07:55 AM

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She is as cold, emotionless and inhuman as any robot I've ever seen.

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Trump is old and lonely. A companion robot could help him. [View all] mahatmakanejeeves Friday OP

*SNORT* Skittles Friday #1

Ha! Your post reminded me of this Tracey Ullman skit... QueerDuck Friday #2

Might I recommend Edward Warchocki? Tommy Carcetti Friday #3

Or maybe this one! W_HAMILTON Friday #6

I'd settle for Metalhead. Tommy Carcetti Friday #7

Only if it looks like a hooker. Irish_Dem Friday #4

Perhaps a T-1000 Orrex Friday #5

To replace robotic Melania? kerouac2 Friday #8

Isnt his cabinet already his fluffer? Johonny Friday #9