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Trump is old and lonely. A companion robot could help him.
6:47 PM · Apr 16, 2026
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Trump is old and lonely. A companion robot could help him.
6:47 PM · Apr 16, 2026
Trump is old and lonely. A companion robot could help him.
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 2026-04-16T22:47:13.311Z
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Trump is old and lonely. A companion robot could help him. (Original Post)
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Skittles
(172,159 posts)1. *SNORT*
I see what Pitchbot did there
QueerDuck
(1,834 posts)2. Ha! Your post reminded me of this Tracey Ullman skit...
Tommy Carcetti
(44,565 posts)3. Might I recommend Edward Warchocki?
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W_HAMILTON
(10,372 posts)6. Or maybe this one!
(It's a YouTube Short, so it doesn't automatically show up on DU like a longer video)
https://youtube.com/shorts/RJyZkWkkUN0?si=7wkWBTl40MUXfIgF
Tommy Carcetti
(44,565 posts)7. I'd settle for Metalhead.
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Irish_Dem
(81,833 posts)4. Only if it looks like a hooker.
Holding out a packet of cocaine.
Orrex
(67,219 posts)5. Perhaps a T-1000
kerouac2
(1,508 posts)8. To replace robotic Melania?
She is as cold, emotionless and inhuman as any robot I've ever seen.
Johonny
(26,341 posts)9. Isnt his cabinet already his fluffer?