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mahatmakanejeeves

(70,216 posts) Fri Apr 17, 2026, 05:19 AM Yesterday

Trump is old and lonely. A companion robot could help him.

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Trump is old and lonely. A companion robot could help him.
6:47 PM · Apr 16, 2026

Trump is old and lonely. A companion robot could help him.
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 2026-04-16T22:47:13.311Z

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Trump is old and lonely. A companion robot could help him. (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Yesterday OP

*SNORT* Skittles Yesterday #1

Ha! Your post reminded me of this Tracey Ullman skit... QueerDuck Yesterday #2

Might I recommend Edward Warchocki? Tommy Carcetti Yesterday #3

Or maybe this one! W_HAMILTON Yesterday #6

I'd settle for Metalhead. Tommy Carcetti Yesterday #7

Only if it looks like a hooker. Irish_Dem Yesterday #4

Perhaps a T-1000 Orrex Yesterday #5

To replace robotic Melania? kerouac2 Yesterday #8

Isnt his cabinet already his fluffer? Johonny Yesterday #9

Skittles

(172,159 posts)

1. *SNORT*

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Fri Apr 17, 2026, 05:41 AM

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I see what Pitchbot did there

QueerDuck

(1,834 posts)

2. Ha! Your post reminded me of this Tracey Ullman skit...

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Fri Apr 17, 2026, 05:50 AM

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Tommy Carcetti

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3. Might I recommend Edward Warchocki?

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Fri Apr 17, 2026, 06:01 AM

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W_HAMILTON

(10,372 posts)

6. Or maybe this one!

Reply to Tommy Carcetti (Reply #3)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 07:11 AM

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(It's a YouTube Short, so it doesn't automatically show up on DU like a longer video)

https://youtube.com/shorts/RJyZkWkkUN0?si=7wkWBTl40MUXfIgF

Tommy Carcetti

(44,565 posts)

7. I'd settle for Metalhead.

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Fri Apr 17, 2026, 07:18 AM

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Irish_Dem

(81,833 posts)

4. Only if it looks like a hooker.

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Fri Apr 17, 2026, 06:23 AM

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Holding out a packet of cocaine.

Orrex

(67,219 posts)

5. Perhaps a T-1000

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Fri Apr 17, 2026, 06:54 AM

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kerouac2

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8. To replace robotic Melania?

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Fri Apr 17, 2026, 07:55 AM

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She is as cold, emotionless and inhuman as any robot I've ever seen.

Johonny

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9. Isnt his cabinet already his fluffer?

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Fri Apr 17, 2026, 08:52 AM

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