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5. Jesus-grade???

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 07:30 AM

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What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?

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"Okay, JD, you can roll away the rock and let me out now. JD? JD?" nt Buns_of_Fire Friday #1

Best line of the day, and it's only 7:06AM! TheRickles Friday #3

Thank you! nt Buns_of_Fire Friday #11

Brilliant! Build a new Resurrection Cave for when Jesus returns! no_hypocrisy Friday #2

and thiel certified himself. Javaman Friday #4

It is satire. nt Celerity Yesterday #17

NY Times Pitchbot is a strictly satirical account Celerity 11 hrs ago #21

Jesus-grade??? lonely bird Friday #5

Everything. twodogsbarking Friday #7

Of course lonely bird Friday #13

It is satire. nt Celerity Yesterday #16

Sure lonely bird 16 hrs ago #19

Pitchbot comes through again... haele Friday #6

Sounds like they're recreating the tunnels under Epstein island nt newdeal2 Friday #8

Geeez, don't give him any ideas. niyad Friday #9

My guess is that they're digging escape tunnels Squaredeal Friday #10

cave walls and floor hardened with fire and brimstone cynical_idealist Friday #12

Satan is like... lonely bird Friday #14

"Quick, Miller! To the Fatcave!" LudwigPastorius Yesterday #15

Truly Rebl2 16 hrs ago #20

They should a new religion fujiyamasan 5 hrs ago #22