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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhite House bunker to include "Jesus-grade resurrection cave" donated by Peter Thiel, says Trump.
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White House bunker to include Jesus-grade resurrection cave donated by Peter Thiel, says Trump.
9:55 PM · Apr 16, 2026
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White House bunker to include Jesus-grade resurrection cave donated by Peter Thiel, says Trump.
9:55 PM · Apr 16, 2026
White House bunker to include âJesus-grade resurrection caveâ donated by Peter Thiel, says Trump.
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 2026-04-17T01:55:35.326Z
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White House bunker to include "Jesus-grade resurrection cave" donated by Peter Thiel, says Trump. (Original Post)
mahatmakanejeeves
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Buns_of_Fire
(19,181 posts)1. "Okay, JD, you can roll away the rock and let me out now. JD? JD?" nt
TheRickles
(3,432 posts)3. Best line of the day, and it's only 7:06AM!
Buns_of_Fire
(19,181 posts)11. Thank you! nt
no_hypocrisy
(55,072 posts)2. Brilliant! Build a new Resurrection Cave for when Jesus returns!
Who would have thought of that . . . . . .
Javaman
(65,862 posts)4. and thiel certified himself.
Celerity
(54,631 posts)17. It is satire. nt
Javaman
(65,862 posts)18. Given everything coming out everyday it's getting really hard to tell nt
lonely bird
(2,975 posts)5. Jesus-grade???
What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?
twodogsbarking
(18,979 posts)7. Everything.
lonely bird
(2,975 posts)13. Of course
How silly of me.
Celerity
(54,631 posts)16. It is satire. nt
lonely bird
(2,975 posts)19. Sure
And yet it fits with MAGAtry.
haele
(15,458 posts)6. Pitchbot comes through again...
Though I wouldn't doubt rich psychopaths like Theil think they can build something like that and live forever if they just had enough time, money, and blood of children.
newdeal2
(5,501 posts)8. Sounds like they're recreating the tunnels under Epstein island nt
niyad
(133,042 posts)9. Geeez, don't give him any ideas.
Squaredeal
(740 posts)10. My guess is that they're digging escape tunnels
in case to many pitchforks come out and hes unable to wait them out.
cynical_idealist
(548 posts)12. cave walls and floor hardened with fire and brimstone
lonely bird
(2,975 posts)14. Satan is like...
Those fuckers will ruin the neighborhood.
LudwigPastorius
(14,836 posts)15. "Quick, Miller! To the Fatcave!"
Rebl2
(17,829 posts)20. Truly
Unbelievable 🙄