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mahatmakanejeeves

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Fri Apr 17, 2026, 05:17 AM Yesterday

White House bunker to include "Jesus-grade resurrection cave" donated by Peter Thiel, says Trump.

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White House bunker to include “Jesus-grade resurrection cave” donated by Peter Thiel, says Trump.
9:55 PM · Apr 16, 2026

White House bunker to include “Jesus-grade resurrection cave” donated by Peter Thiel, says Trump.

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White House bunker to include "Jesus-grade resurrection cave" donated by Peter Thiel, says Trump. (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Yesterday OP
"Okay, JD, you can roll away the rock and let me out now. JD? JD?" nt Buns_of_Fire Yesterday #1
Best line of the day, and it's only 7:06AM! TheRickles Yesterday #3
Thank you! nt Buns_of_Fire Yesterday #11
Brilliant! Build a new Resurrection Cave for when Jesus returns! no_hypocrisy Yesterday #2
and thiel certified himself. Javaman Yesterday #4
It is satire. nt Celerity 10 hrs ago #17
Given everything coming out everyday it's getting really hard to tell nt Javaman 2 hrs ago #18
Jesus-grade??? lonely bird Yesterday #5
Everything. twodogsbarking Yesterday #7
Of course lonely bird 12 hrs ago #13
It is satire. nt Celerity 10 hrs ago #16
Sure lonely bird 2 hrs ago #19
Pitchbot comes through again... haele Yesterday #6
Sounds like they're recreating the tunnels under Epstein island nt newdeal2 Yesterday #8
Geeez, don't give him any ideas. niyad Yesterday #9
My guess is that they're digging escape tunnels Squaredeal Yesterday #10
cave walls and floor hardened with fire and brimstone cynical_idealist Yesterday #12
Satan is like... lonely bird 12 hrs ago #14
"Quick, Miller! To the Fatcave!" LudwigPastorius 10 hrs ago #15
Truly Rebl2 1 hr ago #20

no_hypocrisy

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2. Brilliant! Build a new Resurrection Cave for when Jesus returns!
Fri Apr 17, 2026, 06:13 AM
Yesterday

Who would have thought of that . . . . . .

haele

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6. Pitchbot comes through again...
Fri Apr 17, 2026, 07:46 AM
Yesterday

Though I wouldn't doubt rich psychopaths like Theil think they can build something like that and live forever if they just had enough time, money, and blood of children.

Squaredeal

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10. My guess is that they're digging escape tunnels
Fri Apr 17, 2026, 08:13 AM
Yesterday

…in case to many pitchforks come out and he’s unable to wait them out.

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