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Orrex

(67,220 posts) Thu Apr 16, 2026, 07:01 AM Thursday

Aneurysm from trying not to remember John Eastman when the press asked about his disbarment?

Found dismembered each of the hotel rooms vacated by erstwhile World Cup attendees?

Agreed to meet with the Pope, but en route busted his apse when he got a pew stuck in his rectory?

Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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