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Orrex

(67,225 posts) Sun Apr 12, 2026, 09:27 AM Apr 12

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Starved to death because he wanted to emulate Hungary, but he thought it was spelled hungry?

Stroked out upon learning that the US has been bombing Iran for several weeks?

Shivved by a late-night caller allegedly looking for the courthouse?

Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Apr 12 OP

Blew himself up mining the Strait of Hormuz? Ocelot II Apr 12 #1

No, but he will Gordcanuck Apr 12 #13

No but malaise Apr 12 #2

:-{) MAJOR MALFUNCTION Goonch Apr 12 #3

Learned the hard way that there is always a "bigger snake" when you reside among vipers... hlthe2b Apr 12 #4

Yikes! MustLoveBeagles Apr 12 #18

When I was a little kid, murielm99 Apr 12 #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 12 #6

Soon... SheltieLover Apr 12 #9

🌞Good morning! One day closer! ❤️ littlemissmartypants Apr 12 #7

No, but plenty of time remaining today for the fortunate event! SheltieLover Apr 12 #8

Boiled in oil. Black gold, Texas Tea. twodogsbarking Apr 12 #10

It's gotta happen soon. Dunc Apr 12 #11

No, goddammit. Joinfortmill Apr 12 #12

Exploded due to terminal constipation Wicked Blue Apr 12 #14

Put all his stolen Easter eggs in Viktor Orban's basket Blue Owl Apr 12 #15

Two down malaise Apr 12 #16

Watch out for rumors of trump's demise or illness LetMyPeopleVote Apr 12 #17