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Orrex

(67,223 posts) Sun Apr 12, 2026, 09:27 AM Apr 12

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Is he dead yet?

Starved to death because he wanted to emulate Hungary, but he thought it was spelled hungry?

Stroked out upon learning that the US has been bombing Iran for several weeks?

Shivved by a late-night caller allegedly looking for the courthouse?

Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Apr 12 OP

Blew himself up mining the Strait of Hormuz? Ocelot II Apr 12 #1

No, but he will Gordcanuck Apr 12 #13

No but malaise Apr 12 #2

:-{) MAJOR MALFUNCTION Goonch Apr 12 #3

Learned the hard way that there is always a "bigger snake" when you reside among vipers... hlthe2b Apr 12 #4

Yikes! MustLoveBeagles Apr 12 #18

When I was a little kid, murielm99 Apr 12 #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 12 #6

Soon... SheltieLover Apr 12 #9

🌞Good morning! One day closer! ❤️ littlemissmartypants Apr 12 #7

No, but plenty of time remaining today for the fortunate event! SheltieLover Apr 12 #8

Boiled in oil. Black gold, Texas Tea. twodogsbarking Apr 12 #10

It's gotta happen soon. Dunc Apr 12 #11

No, goddammit. Joinfortmill Apr 12 #12

Exploded due to terminal constipation Wicked Blue Apr 12 #14

Put all his stolen Easter eggs in Viktor Orban's basket Blue Owl Apr 12 #15

Two down malaise Apr 12 #16

Watch out for rumors of trump's demise or illness LetMyPeopleVote Apr 12 #17

Ocelot II

(130,842 posts)

1. Blew himself up mining the Strait of Hormuz?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 09:28 AM

Apr 12

Gordcanuck

(193 posts)

13. No, but he will

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #1)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 10:45 AM

Apr 12

get the provocation he needs to do the stonesge thing in Iran when hus mine-clearing fleet gets hit very badly. Very.
I can’t predict the ensuing fireworks except to say we ain’t seen nothing yet…

malaise

(296,886 posts)

2. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 09:28 AM

Apr 12

Looks like a trifecta of licks heading his way

Goonch

(5,289 posts)

3. :-{) MAJOR MALFUNCTION

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 09:29 AM

Apr 12

hlthe2b

(114,187 posts)

4. Learned the hard way that there is always a "bigger snake" when you reside among vipers...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 09:33 AM

Apr 12

(a lesson soon to be learned?... Hopefully not at all of our expense)

MustLoveBeagles

(16,820 posts)

18. Yikes!

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #4)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 06:58 PM

Apr 12

murielm99

(33,018 posts)

5. When I was a little kid,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 09:34 AM

Apr 12

I thought it was Hungry. Maybe it was just a Midwestern mangling of words and our accent. I had to ask my dad about the hungry people. It was in the news because of the revolt and unrest over there.

niyad

(133,115 posts)

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 09:44 AM

Apr 12

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(81,228 posts)

9. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 09:49 AM

Apr 12

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

littlemissmartypants

(34,026 posts)

7. 🌞Good morning! One day closer! ❤️

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 09:45 AM

Apr 12

SheltieLover

(81,228 posts)

8. No, but plenty of time remaining today for the fortunate event!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 09:48 AM

Apr 12

twodogsbarking

(18,997 posts)

10. Boiled in oil. Black gold, Texas Tea.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 10:02 AM

Apr 12

Drowned in the seement pond.

Dunc

(376 posts)

11. It's gotta happen soon.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 10:07 AM

Apr 12

The health rumors the other week or the former escort First Lady holding her i didn’t know Jeff presser.

Joinfortmill

(21,360 posts)

12. No, goddammit.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 10:44 AM

Apr 12

Wicked Blue

(8,940 posts)

14. Exploded due to terminal constipation

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 11:27 AM

Apr 12

from his diet of McDs.

Blue Owl

(59,318 posts)

15. Put all his stolen Easter eggs in Viktor Orban's basket

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 01:14 PM

Apr 12

malaise

(296,886 posts)

16. Two down

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 03:30 PM

Apr 12

One to go

Vance is killing him😀😀😀

LetMyPeopleVote

(180,658 posts)

17. Watch out for rumors of trump's demise or illness

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 04:11 PM

Apr 12

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