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mr715

(3,459 posts) Fri Mar 13, 2026, 04:29 PM Friday

Pete Hegseth is next. Mark my words. [View all]

The only thing keeping him at Defense is the organizational interia he has created with his ridiculous Dept of War Oorah chest thumping.

The moment there is the slightest pushback from the GOP orthodoxy, he will "misspeak" and implicate Trump and will be fired.

Then he shall be appointed "Special Envoy to the Shield of Europe" and slink back to Planet Fitness to do half pull-ups and set off lunk alarms

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Pete Hegseth is next. Mark my words. [View all] mr715 Friday OP

;-{)..... Goonch Friday #1

And then there is Rubio's shoes... mr715 Friday #5

;-{)..... Goonch Friday #9

Unaltered Image, too. mr715 Friday #10

NO ONE tells me what shoes I have to wear vapor2 Friday #47

His shine must be a major aid in using the urinal. gordianot Friday #37

I think he's more a pee-in-the-stall sorta energy. mr715 Friday #38

I'm sure he thinks he is poised to run for president. NH Ethylene Friday #39

It is all about the post-Trump order. mr715 Friday #40

This cartoonist tends to make everybody GenThePerservering Friday #11

Yup, Hegseth looks childish and unfocused Goonch Friday #35

LOL leftstreet Friday #2

it's just crazy good effective writing Skittles Friday #14

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Happier. mr715 Friday #4

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aw man I HATE IT when I miss the trolls Skittles Friday #16

I wanted to read it so, so bad. mr715 Friday #18

Also thank you. mr715 Friday #19

I can easily envision Kegseth toppled peggysue2 Friday #6

No, I think we saw that with Bessent today mr715 Friday #8

He definitely shares Barbie's love of GenThePerservering Friday #12

The two best South Park parodies mr715 Friday #15

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT Skittles Friday #17

Trump doesn't care about war crimes peggysue2 Friday #13

This is Marco and his war, at least Trump will claim Johonny Friday #20

Oyah, this is Rubio. mr715 Friday #21

Much like Miller Johonny Friday #22

Yeah. mr715 Friday #23

Last sentence is spot on Cosmocat Friday #27

So is the first sentence. calimary Friday #29

Sometimes he has a look like he can feel his soul departing his body. Ocelot II Friday #30

"Lie back and think of Cuba" mr715 Friday #36

Hegseth and Pirro are boosting the economy. The Madcap Friday #24

Didn't Hegseth go cold turkey? mr715 Friday #25

Maybe, but there's a thing called a dry drunk. Ocelot II Friday #32

Kindred spirits.... BattleRow Friday #26

As the disaster that is the war on iran becomes more clear quakerboy Friday #28

Yeah all that lobster is going to be the excuse Figarosmom Friday #31

3-tiered fruit plates. mr715 Friday #33

Maybe even Oz's crudit platter? Norrrm Friday #41

Even Hegseth's DOD couldn't afford that. mr715 Friday #42

That 'e' with the mark does not show up. It certainly makes the word look different Norrrm Friday #43

Yeah I'm sure of it Figarosmom Friday #44

He is so bone-crushingly stupid. mwb970 Friday #34

If only, but the wish list is long, beginning with the a-hole at the top. UTUSN Friday #45

HOPE you are right but 47 really loves how he looks on tv vapor2 Friday #46

No worries. returnee Saturday #48

only what matters to donnie in a given moment is what matters to him as far as anything goes... Jbraybarten Saturday #49