Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

mr715

(3,447 posts)
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 04:29 PM Friday

Pete Hegseth is next. Mark my words.

The only thing keeping him at Defense is the organizational interia he has created with his ridiculous Dept of War Oorah chest thumping.

The moment there is the slightest pushback from the GOP orthodoxy, he will "misspeak" and implicate Trump and will be fired.

Then he shall be appointed "Special Envoy to the Shield of Europe" and slink back to Planet Fitness to do half pull-ups and set off lunk alarms

49 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
Pete Hegseth is next. Mark my words. (Original Post) mr715 Friday OP
;-{)..... Goonch Friday #1
And then there is Rubio's shoes... mr715 Friday #5
;-{)..... Goonch Friday #9
Unaltered Image, too. mr715 Friday #10
NO ONE tells me what shoes I have to wear vapor2 Friday #47
His shine must be a major aid in using the urinal. gordianot Friday #37
I think he's more a pee-in-the-stall sorta energy. mr715 Friday #38
I'm sure he thinks he is poised to run for president. NH Ethylene Friday #39
It is all about the post-Trump order. mr715 Friday #40
This cartoonist tends to make everybody GenThePerservering Friday #11
Yup, Hegseth looks childish and unfocused Goonch Friday #35
LOL leftstreet Friday #2
it's just crazy good effective writing Skittles Friday #14
Message auto-removed Name removed Friday #3
Happier. mr715 Friday #4
Message auto-removed Name removed Friday #7
aw man I HATE IT when I miss the trolls Skittles Friday #16
I wanted to read it so, so bad. mr715 Friday #18
Also thank you. mr715 Friday #19
I can easily envision Kegseth toppled peggysue2 Friday #6
No, I think we saw that with Bessent today mr715 Friday #8
He definitely shares Barbie's love of GenThePerservering Friday #12
The two best South Park parodies mr715 Friday #15
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT Skittles Friday #17
Trump doesn't care about war crimes peggysue2 Friday #13
This is Marco and his war, at least Trump will claim Johonny Friday #20
Oyah, this is Rubio. mr715 Friday #21
Much like Miller Johonny Friday #22
Yeah. mr715 Friday #23
Last sentence is spot on Cosmocat Friday #27
So is the first sentence. calimary Friday #29
Sometimes he has a look like he can feel his soul departing his body. Ocelot II Friday #30
"Lie back and think of Cuba" mr715 Friday #36
Hegseth and Pirro are boosting the economy. The Madcap Friday #24
Didn't Hegseth go cold turkey? mr715 Friday #25
Maybe, but there's a thing called a dry drunk. Ocelot II Friday #32
Kindred spirits.... BattleRow Friday #26
As the disaster that is the war on iran becomes more clear quakerboy Friday #28
Yeah all that lobster is going to be the excuse Figarosmom Friday #31
3-tiered fruit plates. mr715 Friday #33
Maybe even Oz's crudit platter? Norrrm Friday #41
Even Hegseth's DOD couldn't afford that. mr715 Friday #42
That 'e' with the mark does not show up. It certainly makes the word look different Norrrm Friday #43
Yeah I'm sure of it Figarosmom Friday #44
He is so bone-crushingly stupid. mwb970 Friday #34
If only, but the wish list is long, beginning with the a-hole at the top. UTUSN Friday #45
HOPE you are right but 47 really loves how he looks on tv vapor2 Friday #46
No worries. returnee Saturday #48
only what matters to donnie in a given moment is what matters to him as far as anything goes... Jbraybarten Saturday #49

mr715

(3,447 posts)
5. And then there is Rubio's shoes...
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 04:46 PM
Friday

Which is just another perfect metaphor.

The imperial Axis of Rubio-Hegseth-Graham has more than a lot of compensatory psychic issues.

mr715

(3,447 posts)
10. Unaltered Image, too.
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 05:08 PM
Friday

Pretty scary for the Viceroy of Venezuela, the Generalissimo-in-Exile in Cuba, his Excellency, Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of the United States, Vizier of Iran (May Allah Be Pleased With Him), and National Security Advisor to Emperor Trump, Rex.

The most powerful national security official in the United States, after nearly 60 years, is a clown wearing daddy's shoes. Almost literally.

NH Ethylene

(31,328 posts)
39. I'm sure he thinks he is poised to run for president.
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 07:28 PM
Friday

Even minus all the evil deeds he has gone along with, when you sell every iota of your soul, experience becomes a liability.

mr715

(3,447 posts)
40. It is all about the post-Trump order.
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 07:34 PM
Friday

And I agree. When you sell your soul, how clever the deal you made doesn't make a lick of moral difference.

As an aside, I think the office of Chief Diplomat is a strong position to run for president from. When Sec. Clinton ran, one of my talking points was that I wanted a diplomat president, not a CEO president.

Of course I also supported her when she was a Senator and ran, so my preferences are biased. The upshot is Sec. of State is an august position from which he could (and will) launch a run for President. He represents a cowardly faction of the Republican party, but one that has successfully insinuated itself into the halls of power at the expense of their dignity.

He is somewhere between Vance and Pence in terms of sensibilities. And he clearly knows the magic words to say to make the snakes dance.

GenThePerservering

(3,278 posts)
11. This cartoonist tends to make everybody
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 05:14 PM
Friday

look too good and mostly the same. He should have that idiot facing his fake image in the mirror.

leftstreet

(40,298 posts)
2. LOL
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 04:39 PM
Friday
Then he shall be appointed "Special Envoy to the Shield of Europe" and slink back to Planet Fitness to do half pull-ups and set off lunk alarms


Response to mr715 (Original post)

mr715

(3,447 posts)
4. Happier.
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 04:43 PM
Friday

I'll be happy there are fewer people in the Pentagon masturbating into mirrors.

But happy is a relative thing.

Why do you ask? Do you care?

Response to mr715 (Reply #4)

peggysue2

(12,513 posts)
6. I can easily envision Kegseth toppled
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 04:48 PM
Friday

Because we all know Agent Orange isn't taking responsibility for this mess.

mr715

(3,447 posts)
8. No, I think we saw that with Bessent today
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 04:52 PM
Friday

You know, when he saw a ghost?

Hegseth explicitly articulated a war crime, so he is on borrowed time. Don't get me wrong, the US has had some disconcerting tolerance for crimes against humanity, but we don't like them being expressed without a Kissinger accent.

Or a Cheney.

Or a Bolton.

Okay, nevermind. Maybe it isn't the war crime thing.

I just intuit his schtick is getting tired. With Noem's departure, I figure Hegseth is the easiest odious figure to replace with a functionary with fewer psychosexual issues.

mr715

(3,447 posts)
15. The two best South Park parodies
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 05:21 PM
Friday

Noem also had her bad full of toys to "self mythologize" and she had the opportunity to mythologize with Cory Lewandowski.

As I expressed to the poster that was removed, I suspect Hegseth does a lot of "self mythologizing" in front of a mirror.

peggysue2

(12,513 posts)
13. Trump doesn't care about war crimes
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 05:18 PM
Friday

He pardoned military guys convicted of war crimes in Afghanistan during his first term.

But losing? Being perceived as a loser, a bungler. He cares about that a lot.

So IMHO, Hegseth can rant on about No Quarter all he wants but the first real evidence that gets by the censors that Trump's excursion/incursion is a gigantic f**k-up, an obscene waste of American lives and treasure (not to mention global security), Donnie will cut Hegseth loose in an eye blink while blaming him for the entire fiasco.

But then, I also believe that Hegseth's schtick is, indeed, getting old. A guy who needs a make-up room at the Pentagon doesn't exude a lot of manly confidence.

Maybe we're living through a version of Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

Johonny

(26,062 posts)
20. This is Marco and his war, at least Trump will claim
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 05:29 PM
Friday

I assume when the time comes poor Pete with get the Noem treatment by Kennedy. This is a fucking disaster for the GOP and they all know it. Well, maybe Trump doesn't because he's rock stupid.

mr715

(3,447 posts)
21. Oyah, this is Rubio.
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 05:32 PM
Friday

And Rubio is a chickenhawk. Hegseth is the perfect low IQ patsy to implement the old school, neocon Rubio agenda while keeping his hands relatively clean.

Much of this is kabuki Vance v. Rubio and where the GOP really want to be after time claims his due in Donald.

My money is on Rubio, because Vance is offensive to all sense and sensibility.

Johonny

(26,062 posts)
22. Much like Miller
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 05:34 PM
Friday

I think Rubio is smart enough to win the blame game. Pete isn't, just like Noem wasn't.

mr715

(3,447 posts)
23. Yeah.
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 05:39 PM
Friday

I think Stephen Miller is a bit different because he is entirely an operator of borrowed power.

Ostensibly Noem, but especially Rubio and Hegseth, have real power that comes with their theoretical independence from the executive office of the president.

Miller can be fired and we might perceive a change in policy / posture, but his firing is entirely an act of politics - not governing.

Rubio, the mediocrity, is a genius in a room with Hegseth and Noem. I never took him seriously, but I do now.

Cosmocat

(15,401 posts)
27. Last sentence is spot on
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 06:29 PM
Friday

Rubio us a servient half wit, beclowning himself like the rest of them wearing the Florshiems but is disciplined enough to know what not to say, which makes him the cream of the crop in this tin of mule puke.

calimary

(89,841 posts)
29. So is the first sentence.
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 06:36 PM
Friday

“Stephen Miller is a bit different because he is entirely an operator of borrowed power.”

Stephen Miller.



I CANNOT wait til that bastard finally gets his.

Ocelot II

(130,286 posts)
30. Sometimes he has a look like he can feel his soul departing his body.
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 06:37 PM
Friday

I think he knows he's in the shit up to his neck but doesn't know how to get out and is afraid to try. So he wears his Florsheims like clown shoes and tries to look as small and inconspicuous as possible in meetings, like a rabbit hiding in the grass hoping the hawk won't see him.

The Madcap

(1,878 posts)
24. Hegseth and Pirro are boosting the economy.
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 06:13 PM
Friday

The liquor economy, anyway. Otherwise, we would have nowhere to turn when it all caves in.

quakerboy

(14,844 posts)
28. As the disaster that is the war on iran becomes more clear
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 06:31 PM
Friday

He will be who they attempt to put the blame on.

I dont think it will work though.

Figarosmom

(11,576 posts)
31. Yeah all that lobster is going to be the excuse
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 06:38 PM
Friday

Not the fuck up in Iran. Maybe that's why Condoleezza was there.

Norrrm

(4,851 posts)
43. That 'e' with the mark does not show up. It certainly makes the word look different
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 09:20 PM
Friday

crudite without the mark.

mwb970

(12,139 posts)
34. He is so bone-crushingly stupid.
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 06:42 PM
Friday

Even for a trump appointment, this guy is a childish idiot.

Jbraybarten

(244 posts)
49. only what matters to donnie in a given moment is what matters to him as far as anything goes...
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 01:13 PM
Saturday
Latest Discussions»General Discussion»Pete Hegseth is next. Ma...