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Orrex

(66,908 posts) Thu Feb 26, 2026, 06:57 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Died of boredom after rewatching his SOTU address?

Died of exhaustion after staying awake for an unprecedented 104 consecutive minutes?

Assassinated and replaced by John Barron?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Yesterday OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #1

👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Yesterday #4

I have a dream surfered Yesterday #7

Nice dream! niyad Yesterday #9

One day closer... MiHale Yesterday #2

Stroked out worrying about 3rd impeachment & prison? SheltieLover Yesterday #3

No but malaise Yesterday #5

No but Coldwater Yesterday #6

You nearly owed me a keyboard! orange creature and conscience in the niyad Yesterday #10

Crushed to ded in a coal mine collapse while trying to hide Epstein files. twodogsbarking Yesterday #8

"Raise your hands (or nod) if you want it to be TODAY!" hlthe2b Yesterday #11

May it be so! niyad Yesterday #12

Today would be good! SheltieLover Yesterday #13

Killed by dozens of undeserved medals and fake awards falling off the shelf onto his head? LymphocyteLover Yesterday #14

Aren't there tree trimmers near the White House? With wood chippers? CaptainTruth Yesterday #15

Just his MW67 Yesterday #16

Well, it won't be a heart attack because he doesn't have a heart Grim Chieftain Yesterday #17