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Orrex

(66,904 posts)
Thu Feb 26, 2026, 06:57 AM 7 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Died of boredom after rewatching his SOTU address?

Died of exhaustion after staying awake for an unprecedented 104 consecutive minutes?

Assassinated and replaced by John Barron?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 7 hrs ago OP
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 7 hrs ago #1
👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #4
I have a dream surfered 6 hrs ago #7
Nice dream! niyad 6 hrs ago #9
One day closer... MiHale 7 hrs ago #2
Stroked out worrying about 3rd impeachment & prison? SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #3
No but malaise 7 hrs ago #5
No but Coldwater 7 hrs ago #6
You nearly owed me a keyboard! orange creature and conscience in the niyad 6 hrs ago #10
Crushed to ded in a coal mine collapse while trying to hide Epstein files. twodogsbarking 6 hrs ago #8
"Raise your hands (or nod) if you want it to be TODAY!" hlthe2b 6 hrs ago #11
May it be so! niyad 6 hrs ago #12
Today would be good! SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #13
Killed by dozens of undeserved medals and fake awards falling off the shelf onto his head? LymphocyteLover 5 hrs ago #14
Aren't there tree trimmers near the White House? With wood chippers? CaptainTruth 5 hrs ago #15
Just his MW67 5 hrs ago #16
Well, it won't be a heart attack because he doesn't have a heart Grim Chieftain 4 hrs ago #17

niyad

(131,258 posts)
1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu Feb 26, 2026, 07:14 AM
7 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

malaise

(294,911 posts)
5. No but
Thu Feb 26, 2026, 07:34 AM
7 hrs ago

those victims and survivors will have the last laugh.
His children and grandchildren will rush to change their names back to that of hisvile grandfather Drumfh.

Coldwater

(1,195 posts)
6. No but
Thu Feb 26, 2026, 07:44 AM
7 hrs ago

the former Norwegian Prime Minister Thorbjørn Jagland named in Epstein files was hospitalized following a 'suicide attempt'

If trump had a conscience, well who knows

niyad

(131,258 posts)
10. You nearly owed me a keyboard! orange creature and conscience in the
Thu Feb 26, 2026, 08:11 AM
6 hrs ago

same sentence???

LymphocyteLover

(9,676 posts)
14. Killed by dozens of undeserved medals and fake awards falling off the shelf onto his head?
Thu Feb 26, 2026, 09:13 AM
5 hrs ago

Would be sweet karma...

CaptainTruth

(8,139 posts)
15. Aren't there tree trimmers near the White House? With wood chippers?
Thu Feb 26, 2026, 09:16 AM
5 hrs ago

"Come here & look at this, sir."

MW67

(127 posts)
16. Just his
Thu Feb 26, 2026, 09:51 AM
5 hrs ago

Brain, the rest of him is still moving around repeating lies like on autopilot, the good news is his time is rapidly coming to an end ,but hopefully not before he can fully destroy the Republican party's electability for a generation or so

Grim Chieftain

(1,533 posts)
17. Well, it won't be a heart attack because he doesn't have a heart
Thu Feb 26, 2026, 10:32 AM
4 hrs ago

Won't be a stroke because he doesn't have a brain. Just let it be now. Now would be good.

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