Trump dies and goes to hell..... [View all]

There he meets Satan.

Satan tells him, "sorry, but we're overcrowded down here right now. I can't let you in. But I'll make you a deal".

Trump says, "Sure, I'm the king of deals. What have you got?"

Satan: "Over here there's 3 doors. If you take over for one of them, they can go and you can take their place. But you can decide".

Trump: "Sounds good".

Satan opens door #1 and there's Barak Obama jumping off a dive board, into a pool. Climbs back up, jumps again. Does this over and over.
Trump: "Yeah, I don't think I can do that forever. What's behind door #2?"

Satan opens door #2, and there's George W Bush breaking rocks with a hammer. Breaks a rock, and another appears. Keeps breaking one after another.

Trump: "Yeah, I don't think I can do that. I've got a bad shoulder from all that golf I played".

Satan opens door #3. There's a naked Bill Clinton straped to a bed. Between his legs is Monika Lewinsky doing what she famously performed on him in the past.

Trump: "OK, now you're talking! I can definetly do this for eternity!!".

Satan says "Very well. Miss Lewinsky, you can go."