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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTrump dies and goes to hell.....
There he meets Satan.
Satan tells him, "sorry, but we're overcrowded down here right now. I can't let you in. But I'll make you a deal".
Trump says, "Sure, I'm the king of deals. What have you got?"
Satan: "Over here there's 3 doors. If you take over for one of them, they can go and you can take their place. But you can decide".
Trump: "Sounds good".
Satan opens door #1 and there's Barak Obama jumping off a dive board, into a pool. Climbs back up, jumps again. Does this over and over.
Trump: "Yeah, I don't think I can do that forever. What's behind door #2?"
Satan opens door #2, and there's George W Bush breaking rocks with a hammer. Breaks a rock, and another appears. Keeps breaking one after another.
Trump: "Yeah, I don't think I can do that. I've got a bad shoulder from all that golf I played".
Satan opens door #3. There's a naked Bill Clinton straped to a bed. Between his legs is Monika Lewinsky doing what she famously performed on him in the past.
Trump: "OK, now you're talking! I can definetly do this for eternity!!".
Satan says "Very well. Miss Lewinsky, you can go."
UpInArms
(54,610 posts)if we didnt have Obama and Clinton in hell
How about Nixon?
Or poppy bush?
Or any number of nefarious awful people?
Epstein?
Cheney?
Rumsfeld?
Polybius
(21,732 posts)Satan was sending him back to Earth, which is where the three doorways lead to.
SuzyandPuffpuff
(472 posts)Let's hope LMAO
Polybius
(21,732 posts)That was hysterical!
niyad
(131,147 posts)louis-t
(24,593 posts)The final door is a bunch of people standing waist deep in shit drinking coffee. After the guy chooses the 3rd door, the announcement comes: "Ok folks, coffee break is over, back on your heads."