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AZ8theist

(7,202 posts)
Tue Feb 24, 2026, 10:23 AM 4 hrs ago

Trump dies and goes to hell.....

There he meets Satan.

Satan tells him, "sorry, but we're overcrowded down here right now. I can't let you in. But I'll make you a deal".

Trump says, "Sure, I'm the king of deals. What have you got?"

Satan: "Over here there's 3 doors. If you take over for one of them, they can go and you can take their place. But you can decide".

Trump: "Sounds good".

Satan opens door #1 and there's Barak Obama jumping off a dive board, into a pool. Climbs back up, jumps again. Does this over and over.
Trump: "Yeah, I don't think I can do that forever. What's behind door #2?"

Satan opens door #2, and there's George W Bush breaking rocks with a hammer. Breaks a rock, and another appears. Keeps breaking one after another.

Trump: "Yeah, I don't think I can do that. I've got a bad shoulder from all that golf I played".

Satan opens door #3. There's a naked Bill Clinton straped to a bed. Between his legs is Monika Lewinsky doing what she famously performed on him in the past.

Trump: "OK, now you're talking! I can definetly do this for eternity!!".

Satan says "Very well. Miss Lewinsky, you can go."



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Trump dies and goes to hell..... (Original Post) AZ8theist 4 hrs ago OP
I would think it would be funny UpInArms 4 hrs ago #1
I don't think they're in hell Polybius 4 hrs ago #4
Yay SuzyandPuffpuff 4 hrs ago #2
Lmao! Polybius 4 hrs ago #3
geeez, way to get my hopes up! niyad 2 hrs ago #5
Reminds me of an old joke with the 3 doors. louis-t 2 hrs ago #6

UpInArms

(54,610 posts)
1. I would think it would be funny
Tue Feb 24, 2026, 10:28 AM
4 hrs ago

if we didn’t have Obama and Clinton in hell …

How about Nixon?

Or poppy bush?

Or any number of nefarious awful people?

Epstein?

Cheney?

Rumsfeld?

Polybius

(21,732 posts)
4. I don't think they're in hell
Tue Feb 24, 2026, 10:52 AM
4 hrs ago

Satan was sending him back to Earth, which is where the three doorways lead to.

louis-t

(24,593 posts)
6. Reminds me of an old joke with the 3 doors.
Tue Feb 24, 2026, 12:45 PM
2 hrs ago

The final door is a bunch of people standing waist deep in shit drinking coffee. After the guy chooses the 3rd door, the announcement comes: "Ok folks, coffee break is over, back on your heads."

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