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Ocelot II

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32. I'd rather eat a bag of bees.

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Sat Feb 21, 2026, 03:35 PM

14 hrs ago

I'd rather lance an infected hemorrhoid with a plastic picnic fork.
I'd rather listen to Lara Trump sing Un Bel Di Vedremo.
I'd rather be forced to watch nonstop tv ads for Kars 4 Kids with my eyelids taped open.

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I hate to ruin everybody's Saturday, but is anyone at DU going to be watching Orange Julius Caesar's State of the Union [View all] generalbetrayus 16 hrs ago OP

Watching Democrats applaud a pedophile? leftstreet 16 hrs ago #1

I don't even want to see recaps or news segments on it lapfog_1 16 hrs ago #2

Hell to the no!!! Traildogbob 16 hrs ago #5

There will be at least two alternatives to the SOTU that you can tune into online Wednesdays 14 hrs ago #29

I knew there were but Traildogbob 13 hrs ago #42

Ty! SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #51

Why? Idiot, if he had any 'good news' or such, would blah it out immediately anyways, so why waste the time? SWBTATTReg 16 hrs ago #3

I am watching Blazing Saddles again Jersey Devil 16 hrs ago #4

Planning a more enjoyable evening sticking needles into my testicles . . . hatrack 16 hrs ago #6

Well, True Dough 14 hrs ago #26

Of course not. J_William_Ryan 16 hrs ago #7

"Designated Survivor" (so no... I have a girlie dog to worry about if I keel over from too many lies) hlthe2b 16 hrs ago #8

Nope TommieMommy 16 hrs ago #9

If he drops dead during the speech Turbineguy 16 hrs ago #10

Haven't decided yet... 2naSalit 16 hrs ago #11

If that happens they'll replay it, lol, so no need to watch. diane in sf 13 hrs ago #43

That's true! 2naSalit 13 hrs ago #44

Nah. If it happens, there will be replays. SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #52

Yeah but... 2naSalit 12 hrs ago #54

Not badly enough to abuse my eyes & ears my gazing upon slobby & listening SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #55

No, not watching democrank 16 hrs ago #12

I'll wait for the YouTube recaps, but... Brother Buzz 16 hrs ago #13

I never watch any state of the union. Iggo 16 hrs ago #14

No LetMyPeopleVote 16 hrs ago #15

Absolutely not and I watch all of them Tree Lady 16 hrs ago #16

I've never watched him give a speech and don't plan to start NewHendoLib 15 hrs ago #17

Fuck no Johonny 15 hrs ago #18

Nope. Talitha 15 hrs ago #19

No. Speeches by tRump are on my 'what not do list'. Polly Hennessey 15 hrs ago #20

Not a chance. The Madcap 15 hrs ago #21

I won't be watching. nt City Lights 15 hrs ago #22

His voice makes my skin crawl. hunter 14 hrs ago #23

Heck no! Ritabert 14 hrs ago #24

I've opted to sit in a corner and stick pins in my eyes instead. Vinca 14 hrs ago #25

My calendar says moonscape 14 hrs ago #27

No SocialDemocrat61 14 hrs ago #28

As I posted in reply #29 above... Wednesdays 14 hrs ago #30

No freaking way Grim Chieftain 14 hrs ago #31

I'd rather eat a bag of bees. Ocelot II 14 hrs ago #32

That last one comes awfully close to watching this year's State of the Union address. generalbetrayus 14 hrs ago #38

In all seriousness, why would anyone watch him speak ever. I mean ever. Why? themaguffin 14 hrs ago #33

Nope. I get nauseous and dizzy watching him go down the rabbit hole. JustKay 14 hrs ago #34

Of course. Can't be educated living in a vacuum. Melon 14 hrs ago #35

I don't need to be educated about what he says. Ms. Toad 11 hrs ago #67

Not me. Maybe outtakes Joinfortmill 14 hrs ago #36

Yea, I've ForgedCrank 13 hrs ago #48

Keep your friends close... AfternoonJoe 14 hrs ago #37

Not live. Why bother. tirebiter 14 hrs ago #39

Planning On It DET 13 hrs ago #40

I'd rather eat shit synni 13 hrs ago #41

I literally cannot listen to that fascist fuck Skittles 13 hrs ago #45

I will be. ForgedCrank 13 hrs ago #46

not a single solitary chance. I'll read the summary. WarGamer 13 hrs ago #47

Hope Wonkette will be liveblogging Zorro 13 hrs ago #49

That's the place to absorb such horrors catrose 12 hrs ago #59

I used to be a regular at Wonkette years ago, but I left over something I said that the self-righteous there did not generalbetrayus 10 hrs ago #69

Nope! bamagal62 12 hrs ago #50

Cero chance chicoescuela 12 hrs ago #53

I do not watch MacKasey 12 hrs ago #56

I'll be watching Spring baseball in AZ RainCaster 12 hrs ago #57

No, I Won't Be ProfessorGAC 12 hrs ago #58

That's it, in a nutshell. Talitha 12 hrs ago #60

Only enough to watch the Supremes, if any, march in. lamp_shade 12 hrs ago #61

Remember that trump cares about ratings LetMyPeopleVote 11 hrs ago #62

Nope. I'm gonna watch some Fuwamoco. sakabatou 11 hrs ago #63

What I would rather see is chump tied to a chair with a ball gag in his mouth and cankles tied Totally Tunsie 11 hrs ago #64

Yes ... l want to hear it for myself Raine 11 hrs ago #65

I'd rather take my TV and throw it out the window! Initech 11 hrs ago #66

Not me Cadfael 11 hrs ago #68

I want to watch an adult make a fool of himself slingsam 10 hrs ago #70

Nope - would rather watch paint dry. waterwatcher123 9 hrs ago #71

I will be watching Bullwinkle cartoons. redstatebluegirl 7 hrs ago #72

I'm a maybe. hay rick 7 hrs ago #73