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yorkster

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40. But the link is at the bottom...

Wed Feb 18, 2026, 07:54 AM

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I was already sputtering mad by the time I saw the link, at which point I sputtered even more at having been "Onioned".

I mean let's face it - if it's Bobby, it's believable, no matter how outrageous.

Someone upthread in effect asked L'Oignon to have mercy. There's the end times and the Wit's End Times. Feels like we're in 'em.

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RFK Jr.: 'Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins' [View all] milestogo Tuesday OP

I love how this kook has become the Onion's new punching bag Blue Owl Tuesday #1

He makes it so easy. milestogo Tuesday #3

This has to be The Onion's least satirical piece of satire in recent memory. sop Tuesday #2

I thought it was real until I scrolled down and saw the Onion link. raccoon Wednesday #38

Someone help me here. What part is satire and what part is what RFK Jr. really said Raven123 Tuesday #4

Held my breath there for a second NickB79 Tuesday #5

I didn't even check if it was the Onion RandomNumbers Tuesday #13

That's not going to stop stupid, paralyzingly incompetent parents Aristus Tuesday #24

Don't forget to let them eat roadkill and lick toilet seats dalton99a Tuesday #6

No no... we do coke off of the toilet seats. OldBaldy1701E Tuesday #20

Wow, that lobster is done. nt eppur_se_muova Tuesday #7

LOL 2naSalit Tuesday #9

I finally figured out who... 2naSalit Tuesday #8

Build the immune system snorting coke off toilet seats during their terrible 2s. n/t flvegan Tuesday #10

The world we live in. Ferrets are Cool Tuesday #11

Onion... must you come so close to reality? sakabatou Tuesday #12

Actually- it's a real thing people do womanofthehills Wednesday #33

I was surprised to see it was "The Onion." It sounds like something Wormboy would come out with. Vinca Tuesday #14

You have to read carefully, cause I thought he really said it ashredux Tuesday #15

This is his formula: milestogo Tuesday #22

No shit! Escape Tuesday #16

Wouldn't put it past RFK Jr KarenNotKaren Tuesday #17

How about we try it with him first nt Javaman Tuesday #18

Actually, it's something lots of people do womanofthehills Wednesday #35

maybe because I live in Texas and this is considered insanity. nt Javaman Wednesday #39

I hate the fact that I believed it...In other times I would have laughed right away, but with these baffoons? Escurumbele Tuesday #19

I think the Satire alert should come FIRST. yorkster Tuesday #25

That is why one checks the link. niyad Wednesday #36

But the link is at the bottom... yorkster Wednesday #40

I had to check the link! niyad Tuesday #21

Satire: Still dead. Aristus Tuesday #23

Why does it seem so credible to believe he would say such a thing? Norrrm Tuesday #26

He's such a wackadoodle, he might just think this is a great idea tulipsandroses Tuesday #27

Oh good god--- I believed so much that this was real, Jack Valentino Tuesday #28

I was hoping that would be from The Onion, but with RFK Jr, you never know. Thank God it was The Onion highplainsdem Tuesday #29

I hate how long it took me to catch on. Iggo Tuesday #30

It's almost believable. Kennedy is weird. Emile Tuesday #31

I've said it before: The Onion is no longer funny. Sogo Tuesday #32

Caught Me AGAIN! 😳 But Is It On Me, Really---Or RFKJR?! ColoringFool Wednesday #34

Good satire is always just a little bit believable... QueerDuck Wednesday #37

I honestly could not tell this was the Onion until I saw the link LymphocyteLover Wednesday #41

Thank goodness we must post links. But the very fact that Onion can produce allegorical oracle Wednesday #42