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MineralMan

(150,976 posts)

7. I have the solution they need!

Reply to groundloop (Original post)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 01:54 PM

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Ban all jet aircraft from Alabama airspace. Shut down the airports and stop air transportation into and out of the state. That'll do it, for sure.

Simple, direct, and foolproof!

You want to go to Alabama? Drive there. Of course, who wants to go to Alabama in the first place?

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(Alabama) House committee advances bill to ban chemtrails [View all] groundloop Monday OP

Next AL bill will be to formally acknowledge the moon is made from cheese Torchlight Monday #1

Contrails Johnny2X2X Monday #2

That won't be hard NewHendoLib Monday #3

We really are a stupid nation. Good grief. Biophilic Monday #4

They solved racial injustice and poverty in the state, on to the next critical issue... RT Atlanta Monday #5

Next up - Banning Dihydrogen monoxide. Solly Mack Monday #6

I have the solution they need! MineralMan Monday #7

MAGA are truly, deeply, insufferably stupid. WTF. Initech Monday #8

Post removed Post removed Monday #20

An ironic question given the body of your post. Torchlight Monday #21

Good to see they are working on imaginary problems Bettie Monday #9

I assume this law will be enforced by Alabama Sky Sheriffs... Hugin Monday #10

They should just close the airspace over AL HAB911 Monday #11

Good God in Butter Botany Monday #12

Shame about the jet travel we all used to enjoy. Vinca Monday #13

What about the big white puffy chemblobs? Renew Deal Monday #14

HOW the holy hell... GiqueCee Monday #15

But then how do all you doubters explain THIS... keep_left Monday #16

Where are they going to put the blame when the next devastating flash flood occurs in Alabama? Raftergirl Monday #17

So the idiots in Alabama banned spraying for mosquitoes too? Lots of jurisdictions spray annually to keep mosquito SWBTATTReg Monday #18

So, they're banning fossil fuels? NickB79 Monday #19

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