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3. Stepped near an open flame

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 09:07 AM

Feb 2

Spontaneous catastrophic diaper detonation. It will take years to wipe down the Oval Office walls after that mess.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Feb 2 OP

Died of jealousy over the little golden grammys he did NOT win? SheltieLover Feb 2 #1

#3, Please? SheltieLover Feb 2 #2

Stepped near an open flame C_U_L8R Feb 2 #3

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Feb 2 #4

The waiting is tiresome. Soon! SheltieLover Feb 2 #6

Soon! SheltieLover Feb 2 #15

The Groundhog has a new assignment... hlthe2b Feb 2 #5

Lol. Cute! SheltieLover Feb 2 #7

Dear Orrex, you made my Monday feel like Friday this morning! littlemissmartypants Feb 2 #10

What a kind and lovely thing to post! Orrex Feb 2 #12

☺️🙈❤️ littlemissmartypants Feb 2 #22

Orrex is our Saint of Perpetual Optimism SheltieLover Feb 2 #16

❤️👍 littlemissmartypants Feb 2 #23

👋🖐👋 SheltieLover Feb 2 #24

The best thing to come out of his mouth... Dulcinea Feb 2 #11

No but damn If he doesn't look like he's about to kick the bucket Coldwater Feb 2 #13

Groundhog mistakes his wig for a female groundhog, Wicked Blue Feb 2 #14

Bwaaaah malaise Feb 2 #18

No but malaise Feb 2 #17

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂 SheltieLover Feb 2 #25

This message was self-deleted by its author niyad Feb 2 #21

I like the groundhog option. badhair77 Feb 2 #26