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Orrex

(66,820 posts) Mon Feb 2, 2026, 09:01 AM Feb 2

Is he dead yet?

Doctors removed the ugly, sputtering tumor from atop his neck?

Mauled to death by a western Pennsylvania groundhog?

Immolated while trying to snuff JFK's Eternal Flame?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Feb 2 OP

Died of jealousy over the little golden grammys he did NOT win? SheltieLover Feb 2 #1

#3, Please? SheltieLover Feb 2 #2

Stepped near an open flame C_U_L8R Feb 2 #3

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Feb 2 #4

The waiting is tiresome. Soon! SheltieLover Feb 2 #6

Anxiously awaiting that glorious day 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Feb 2 #8

Soon! SheltieLover Feb 2 #15

The Groundhog has a new assignment... hlthe2b Feb 2 #5

Lol. Cute! SheltieLover Feb 2 #7

Caught in the middle of Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem trying to throw each other under the bus surfered Feb 2 #9

Dear Orrex, you made my Monday feel like Friday this morning! littlemissmartypants Feb 2 #10

What a kind and lovely thing to post! Orrex Feb 2 #12

☺️🙈❤️ littlemissmartypants Feb 2 #22

Orrex is our Saint of Perpetual Optimism SheltieLover Feb 2 #16

❤️👍 littlemissmartypants Feb 2 #23

👋🖐👋 SheltieLover Feb 2 #24

The best thing to come out of his mouth... Dulcinea Feb 2 #11

No but damn If he doesn't look like he's about to kick the bucket Coldwater Feb 2 #13

Groundhog mistakes his wig for a female groundhog, Wicked Blue Feb 2 #14

Bwaaaah malaise Feb 2 #18

No but malaise Feb 2 #17

We have six more weeks of winter, but spectators overheard him saying, "He'll be dead by then." LetMyPeopleVote Feb 2 #19

V-DAY February 14 --Ending Violence Against All Women, Girls, and the Earth niyad Feb 2 #20

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂 SheltieLover Feb 2 #25

This message was self-deleted by its author niyad Feb 2 #21

I like the groundhog option. badhair77 Feb 2 #26

RFK Jr replaced his critical medication with peptides and hydro therapy? Initech Feb 3 #27

SheltieLover

(78,422 posts)

1. Died of jealousy over the little golden grammys he did NOT win?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 09:02 AM

Feb 2

No, but I wonder if the Schafflertanz
dancers will celebrate his end of terror? ( https://democraticunderground.com/1036158030 )

Forgot how to breathe?

Stroked out over Dem's 17 pt win in TX? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220987911 )

Fatally cracked cankle rushing for more gold?

Spazzed out over criticism from very popular celebs accepting their Grammys?

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SheltieLover

(78,422 posts)

2. #3, Please?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 09:03 AM

Feb 2

🙏

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C_U_L8R

(49,134 posts)

3. Stepped near an open flame

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 09:07 AM

Feb 2

Spontaneous catastrophic diaper detonation. It will take years to wipe down the Oval Office walls after that mess.

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niyad

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4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 09:10 AM

Feb 2

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

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SheltieLover

(78,422 posts)

6. The waiting is tiresome. Soon!

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 09:20 AM

Feb 2

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

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surfered

(12,415 posts)

8. Anxiously awaiting that glorious day 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 09:35 AM

Feb 2

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SheltieLover

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15. Soon!

Reply to surfered (Reply #8)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 11:21 AM

Feb 2

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

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hlthe2b

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5. The Groundhog has a new assignment...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 09:13 AM

Feb 2

('Better hide, orange blob! )

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SheltieLover

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7. Lol. Cute!

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 09:22 AM

Feb 2

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surfered

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9. Caught in the middle of Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem trying to throw each other under the bus

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 09:36 AM

Feb 2

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littlemissmartypants

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10. Dear Orrex, you made my Monday feel like Friday this morning!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 10:21 AM

Feb 2

Three excellent possibilities. It's difficult to choose a favorite so I'm going to combine all these together for an extravaganza of mortality.

Love you! Have a lovely day!

❤️

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Orrex

(66,820 posts)

12. What a kind and lovely thing to post!

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #10)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 10:52 AM

Feb 2

Glad to give you some cheer on a winter morning!

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littlemissmartypants

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22. ☺️🙈❤️

Reply to Orrex (Reply #12)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 06:05 PM

Feb 2

My pleasure. Thank you.

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SheltieLover

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16. Orrex is our Saint of Perpetual Optimism

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #10)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 11:22 AM

Feb 2

💞

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littlemissmartypants

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23. ❤️👍

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #16)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 06:06 PM

Feb 2

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SheltieLover

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24. 👋🖐👋

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #23)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 06:11 PM

Feb 2

💞

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Dulcinea

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11. The best thing to come out of his mouth...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 10:45 AM

Feb 2

...will be his last breath.

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Coldwater

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13. No but damn If he doesn't look like he's about to kick the bucket

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 10:56 AM

Feb 2

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Wicked Blue

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14. Groundhog mistakes his wig for a female groundhog,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 10:57 AM

Feb 2

leaps on his head and frantically humps it. This gives him a severe headache. He confusedly takes too much Tylenol and the rest is history.

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malaise

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18. Bwaaaah

Reply to Wicked Blue (Reply #14)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 02:40 PM

Feb 2

Nice😀

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malaise

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17. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 02:40 PM

Feb 2

Jeffrey is still calling

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LetMyPeopleVote

(176,897 posts)

19. We have six more weeks of winter, but spectators overheard him saying, "He'll be dead by then."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 04:37 PM

Feb 2

Link to tweet

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niyad

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20. V-DAY February 14 --Ending Violence Against All Women, Girls, and the Earth

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #19)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 05:29 PM

Feb 2

would be an appropriate day, although if it came sooner (NOW would be good), I certainly would not complain.We could always hold an extra-large celebration that day.