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Heftylefty

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110. When it happens... he'll get the parade he deserves

Mon Dec 22, 2025, 02:05 PM

Dec 22

We'll line the route, and dance in the streets! His grave site will have to be kept secret to avoid public urination. The lines about "tortured and struggling, passed away due to (sic) the anger caused by his TDS" should be used in his own obituary.

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"When It Happens"...Trump's Reiner post generates speculation over the eventual response to his dirt nap [View all] Miles Archer Dec 15 OP

I'll have the hugest party of my life when TSF meets TGR...The Grim Reaper... wcmagumba Dec 15 #1

I've got my champagne on ice! Initech Dec 15 #28

I have 2 bottles of cava at the ready. chowmama Dec 15 #56

Fireworks OrangeJoe Dec 15 #59

Bottle of Moet...in wait...in the frig. yellow dahlia Dec 16 #65

Our party will stretch from my side of the block, around the corner, and up the adjoining street! slightlv Dec 15 #42

I'll Be Cautious Mr.Bee Dec 15 #48

Vance will be worse!!! Jvp Dec 16 #87

I just hope i can pay the respect he deserves... Omnipresent Dec 15 #2

There will be a line. TomSlick Dec 15 #55

He might eventually have to arrange for an unmarked grave. calimary Dec 15 #58

There will be many lines. Bohunk68 Dec 16 #74

There will be a line longer than a Chinese traffic jam RazorbackExpat Dec 17 #101

Damn! TomSlick Dec 17 #103

Apparently it's pretty common during extended holiday periods RazorbackExpat Dec 19 #109

My dream is this... Fritz Walter Dec 16 #86

... Omnipresent Dec 16 #91

Got it. Stinky pee on the deceased stink P. oasis Dec 17 #99

What's gonna happen Jilly_in_VA Dec 15 #3

I had to do it. A link. Not as good as yours but I had to do it. twodogsbarking Dec 15 #11

thank you barbtries Dec 15 #15

Julia is up there with the best; man, woman or group. Amazing always. Good grief. twodogsbarking Dec 15 #24

You beat me to it, jill. yellow dahlia Dec 16 #66

There was dancing in the streets in my town when he was defeated in 2020 Walleye Dec 16 #82

I hope I live long enough to celebrate beveeheart Dec 15 #4

If you can make it to 83, you're golden synni Dec 15 #8

Be kind. Makes you live longer and die in peace. Best to you. twodogsbarking Dec 15 #12

I'm 70 barbtries Dec 15 #16

76 here 77 in February I hope I make it Walleye Dec 16 #81

Same here. llmart Dec 16 #84

I'm 72 and eager to see how big a blow the '26 midterms will deliver. calimary Dec 17 #97

oh me too. barbtries Dec 17 #98

So am I Jilly_in_VA Dec 15 #40

Same here. Bohunk68 Dec 16 #75

One should not live their life in such a way that, upon one's death, rsdsharp Dec 15 #5

I remember that quote after he lost in 2000 fujiyamasan Dec 15 #6

I'm not living my life waiting for his death..... SergeStorms Dec 15 #33

Not true mercuryblues Dec 15 #7

Some want him to just drop dead. TNNurse Dec 15 #9

I think you're being kind Javaman Dec 15 #52

A living death. Awesome. Dr. T Dec 15 #54

so true. wait til after 2026 election + the hell no too fast. pansypoo53219 Dec 16 #67

While I agree, he's caused So Much pain; at This point I'll take Either! electric_blue68 Dec 16 #69

Make him say more. Ask him, again and again and again and ..................._______________ twodogsbarking Dec 15 #10

I went to Shelton Fireworks and bought up Emile Dec 15 #13

"In my country the funeral games last for 12 days" 0rganism Dec 15 #14

He'll never get buried anywhere except maybe at sea KS Toronado Dec 15 #17

Ya know, I was thinking something along the same lines earlier today. state of stupid Dec 15 #26

Well I think for the most part sdfernando Dec 15 #29

Only 21 sailors on that Navy ship? KS Toronado Dec 15 #35

Why would we need the Navy? He does not deserve military honors. state of stupid Dec 15 #46

He'll be buried in his golf course, the same as Ivana. SergeStorms Dec 15 #34

There will be a concession stand to sell bottled water. Bohunk68 Dec 16 #76

I'd probably buy a bottle or two.... SergeStorms Dec 17 #105

It will be a time to dance! ihaveaquestion Dec 15 #18

I expect a volcano from Mother Earth breathing a huge sigh of relief. Marie Marie Dec 15 #19

OTOH, she could be saying..... lastlib Dec 15 #23

Sell tickets to piss on BidenRocks Dec 15 #20

So a 2nd mortgage on the house then? SergeStorms Dec 15 #37

I'll have to come up with a new daily list to post. Orrex Dec 15 #21

Has he crawled out of his grave yet? Wicked Blue Dec 15 #31

Hopefully the MAGAt "movement" dies with him. SergeStorms Dec 15 #38

it will only die if someone pulls the plug on Fux News Wicked Blue Dec 15 #39

There will be an endless trove of... Ol Janx Spirit Dec 15 #62

I know I will be celebrating here in Canada, with most of my neighbours. Bev54 Dec 15 #22

IT WILL BE...... LilElf70 Dec 15 #25

Where does the conga line start? Wicked Blue Dec 15 #27

NOT GOOD ENOUGH Miles Archer Dec 15 #30

I want some of the best drag queens dressed as Carmen Miranda. redstatebluegirl Dec 15 #32

Ok, great idea, I'm adding 3 bottles of champagne to my grocery list. nt ShazamIam Dec 15 #36

! Marcuse Dec 15 #41

Please do not include those who practice the Craft of the Wise with niyad Dec 15 #47

The clip from this great political allegory begins with Glenda the Good of the North. In real life we all make choices Marcuse Dec 15 #49

How wonderful it will be! mwb970 Dec 15 #43

Living your life in such a way that people worldwide don't greet the news of your demise with celebrations Rob H. Dec 15 #44

Thats for sure Figarosmom Dec 15 #45

Can't wait for the rest of the Trump family to witness all this. llmart Dec 16 #85

They wont even notice... Figarosmom Dec 16 #90

That would be fine by me. llmart Dec 16 #92

now, be fair quakerboy Dec 15 #50

Given the fact that Vance was "groomed" by Thiel, I think the Trump asset can be readily replaced Miles Archer Dec 15 #53

But Vance has nowhere the following drumphf has. electric_blue68 Dec 16 #70

But Vance has already shown contempt for the rules. Jvp Dec 16 #88

I doubt it quakerboy Dec 16 #94

I hope his "You're not a REAL woman unless you're makin' babies" ideology brings out female voters in DROVES. Miles Archer Dec 16 #95

He aint his daddy quakerboy Dec 16 #96

Amen. Can't happen soon enough. Joinfortmill Dec 15 #51

I'm thinking about buying a fresh American flag raise up fully. cstanleytech Dec 15 #57

I plan to play celebratory bells loops through a loud PA on the deck, until the cops come (nt) William Seger Dec 15 #60

You know the scene in A Christmas Carol, the musical with Albert Finney? Greybnk48 Dec 15 #61

I've seen that film many times, but not for a few years, and yes... Miles Archer Dec 15 #63

Now I'm not saying you should angrychair Dec 15 #64

Going one better than Mussolini jfz9580m Dec 16 #72

Just saw this. Haven't read anything yet but first couple of paragraphs; but This... electric_blue68 Dec 16 #68

🤔 I'm thinking the Cheering will be So Intense it'll Register on the Richter Scale! electric_blue68 Dec 16 #71

The line to piss on that grave will be miles long. Callie1979 Dec 16 #73

He'll be dead forever but the reality is that his stentch will linger for years Buckeyeblue Dec 16 #77

maybe a tornado will drop a house on his head rampartd Dec 16 #78

At one of our art shows Woodwizard Dec 16 #79

Sign me up to dance on this grave! Martin68 Dec 16 #80

This message was self-deleted by its author Topomi Dec 16 #83

Oh I cannot wait! rambler_american Dec 16 #89

He gets away with everything. I don't want that to be true of his death. Betty Boom Dec 16 #93

+1 dalton99a Dec 17 #106

I would rather he were pinned under a heavy object in the desert misanthrope Dec 17 #108

When AZ was called for Biden in 2020 my late wife and I took a kairos12 Dec 17 #100

I picture his funeral procession going down Pennsylvania Avenue and crowds mooning doc03 Dec 17 #102

I'm definitly going to waste a thousand dollars at a strip club Jspur Dec 17 #104

I'm in Alabama. It will be widespread mourning here. misanthrope Dec 17 #107

When it happens... he'll get the parade he deserves Heftylefty Dec 22 #110

What everyone wants for Christmas LetMyPeopleVote Dec 22 #111