It will be huge!

May they not get too old.

I have a bunch of M400s that I got in Mexico. That’s right they are about 5 times bigger than a M80. I can’t wait, though I do feel for the neighborhood dogs.

Lots more dems on that street, but then, there are few houses right on my street. And the across the street neighbors are trumpers... at least, they voted for him and flew his flag for quite a long time. Only recently took it down. So, who knows? Maybe they'll join us in the celebration. He's a veteran like me, and I've had to bite my tongue too many times. I WANT to PARTY!

He's being groomed to take over and He's has consciously sold his soul!!!

By pissing on his grave marker.

Trump's grave will need either an armed guard or a sizable french drain.

Wouldn't THAT be a fitting end for him! At least it'd keep those away who'd like to take a moment to - um - "water the grass" as it were.



Hey, I can hope!

Probably with Ivana's cremains in the HUGE casket. What else is in there?

I wonder if that's common.

like Chinese New Year and "Golden Week" (October). Japan also has some nasty traffic jams during its extended holiday periods.

1. Rent or borrow a food truck. Park it just outside the cemetery;
2. Stock it with bottled water, iced tea, beer, other libations which would be sold to visitors;
3. With each purchase, the customer gets a free serving of asparagus.
4. Sit back and enjoy.

that totally made me laugh. an Elaine dancing contest

his passing. I'm 82 yrs old now.

and hoping to outlive the fuck.

I'm in very good health and fit (unlike him), so odds are we will both outlive the Orange Scourge.

I hope I live to see more Democrats in charge in the years to come.

it seems the oligarchs and christofascists may have underestimated the power of the people. Their greed and indifference to the people will hopefully see them trounced.

I do wish there was a way to stop the bleeding in the meantime.

but I'm younger than he is!

I have a bottle of '84 homemade elderberry wine. Ready and waiting.

church bells will ring, and people will dance in the streets world wide.

but I'll rejoice when it happens.
It's akin to buying a lottery ticket: I'm not living my life expecting to win, but if it should happen.......yeah, I'm getting plastered. The odds of him dying are infinitely better than me winning the lottery, though. In fact, it's a sure thing. 😁

They heard of Agrabah; Wakanda; and El Dorado.

I want him to suffer. Suffer defeat, suffer actual humiliation, suffer abandonment and also pain.

I want him to stroke out and be completely mute and incapacitated. With everything going on around him and not be able to tweet or utter one single asinine word.

It would drive him absolutely more insane

May he suffer in this life because there might not be a next life.

for the celebration.

"It is the same in my country"

No cemetery wants a huuuuuge monument that they have to clean piss and shit off of every day.

The only difference was it was not a burial at sea. It was more a scientific expedition to shark
infested waters for a feeding study and as they throw his sorry ass over the side of the boat he
gets a well-deserved 21 hand middle finger salute and so long "chum" from the crew.

sharks feed on live animals not dead.....but they also love fat....so there is that.

I was thinking a small research vessel with sailors and scientists. All we need is enough of a crew
to supply 21 hands for the salute whether it be a single hand salute or possibly in some cases a two
hand salute. Sadly, SergeStorms is most likely going to be correct. When Ivana died, I wondered what
kind of asshole buries somebody on a golf course, so I did some digging and found this...
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-family-grave-mausoleum-bedminster-new-jersey-golf-course-2022-7

For tax purposes, you see. A conman right up to the very last second.

Anything to make another dollar.

just for "ammunition," because there's no way I'd be able to hold a full bladder of urine for the hours I'd be waiting for my turn to relieve myself on his grave. The lines will be YUGE, the longest lines ever recorded to whiz on anyone's grave. 😉

"I give you EVERYTHING, and you give me THIS????!? WTAF!?!!"

His open grave!

How many tickets can I get? It better not be one per person. I want to stuff the ballot box just like he and Putin did.

Hmm...

If it doesn't, you're still in business. 😉

and puts a stop to their mind-destroying nonstop propaganda.

...has hell punished him for X yet?

And the three hopeful punishments for whatever X was.

I'm really looking forward to it....

I want a Conga Line, sure...but on each side of it I want a full row of Carmen Miranda-ish dancers with huge hats made out of fresh fruit. THEY will be dancing on BOTH sides of the Conga line. I'm sorry, that's just the way it's gotta be.

the traitorous monster.

It's the first thing I think of and check for every morning. No luck so far, but it's coming! Maybe tomorrow.

is the lowest of low bars, and Orange Foolius can't even come anywhere close to clearing it.

The streets will be full of celebrations.

And the only ones at his funeral will be inbred MAGAs and those who have to be there.

Except for the niece who already hates him and will probably host a celebration, I want the money grubbing Ivanka, Melania Don Jr. and Eric the coke head to see just how hated they all are. Maybe Jared will think twice about his part in all this, but I doubt it.

They will bury him and sell off all his gaudy golf resorts and move to Saudi Arabia.

The country would be better off without the whole lot of them.

Theres a good chance Russia will have a big sad.

The only regret Russia might have over Trump is that he's probably the single most ignorant asshole they've ever enlisted.

I think Vance would be just as susceptible to Putin's "charm" (false flattery, ego boosting).

I think vance actually has an ideology. Also hes young enough to want to have a future. And he doesn't have the following to order terrorist attacks on individuals and the capital.

China will likely also mourn trump. They appreciate a corrupt westerner who is easy to manipulate. And the current leadership of Israel. Left or right, they will likely never again have the full access and cooperation that they have with trump.

The only reason I wouldn't want to see this dork completely pushed to the margins is that Don Jr's been vocal about wanting a shot at 2028. Thinks he's earned it and is the rightful heir to the MAGAt throne.

The MAGAts will go into deep mourning when Rapin' Grampy is no longer building ballrooms, but they'll get over it a lot faster if there's a Trump waiting in the wings.

Although, you never can tell. They could turn on him for trying to fill daddy's felonious shoes.

He lacks the charisma. Vance as well.

Im much more concerned with whether voting will be allowed than i am with how folks will vote, myself

The musical number when the entire city comes out and is singing "Thank You Very Much!"? Scrooge's death is "the nicest thing he's ever done for me!" I will be singing that song for days when it finally happens!

I'm 77, so I'm determined to outlive the S.O.B.!

...Trump is "making jokes" about Don Jr. not wanting to go to his "memorial," but that's a pretty apt scene in the context of Trump.

Here we are, 10 days from Christmas, and I'm already sick to my stomach over what kind of "Christmas Message" Trump will squirt out.

I think an accurate summary of year 1 of term 2 is "Like term 1, but a lot worse."

And I do feel that he's gotten incrementally worse over the course of 2025, and will continue to do so for as long as he slithers among us.

So I'd say that in addition to "relief," what many of us will be feeling on that day is a profound sense of gratitude that it's over.

But I wouldn't be surprised if someone took a dump on his grave while the dirt was still fresh and covered it up so it would stay on top of his grave forever (at least in memory ) I completely understand why they would do that.

"I do not think the right is remotely prepared for the scale of celebration that we’ll see When It Happens," posted popular Bluesky user Micah.".

I imagine the family will bury him on their property because of that.

It'll take us time to fix all the damage he has done.

but that would not damage anything vital.

so my preferences are now

1. shark, or maybe a submerged battery
2. submerged magnets, or maybe a magnetic imaging machine
3. peruvian vipers.
4. standing too close to a kremlin window
5. stabbed repeatedly by drug addled son
6. oh hell, i don't care how it happens, just make it quick for gods sake.

Another vendor I know who is 79 and a Vietnam veteran, said to me I hope I live long enough to piss on his grave.

He never ever suffers the consequences of his actions. Never in his entire life. And so I find myself thinking the unthinkable, because I do not think of myself as a bloodthirsty person. But I honestly want him to suffer greatly. I want his death to be long and slow and painful, and I want him to feel the contempt and abandonment he deserves on his deathbed. Because all these people who kiss his ass now, or stay silent because they fear him — None of them will be there in the end. I’d wager that even his children and his wife, once they know he’s too ill to change his will? They will ghost him too. And as my favorite meme of recent times says, I hope one of the last things he hears is his nurse whispering in his ear “Quiet, Piggy” as she squirts his morphine onto the floor.

and slowly consumed by insects.

photo of us flipping off an image of Chump. It remains one of my favorite photos of our 40 year marriage.

I will do it for both of us in the future.

him as he passes.

the moment he croaks and party for the whole entire night. I despise him that much that it's going to be pure nirvana mentally for me the whole entire night he's gone.

They will likely make his birthday a state holiday alongside Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee.

We'll line the route, and dance in the streets! His grave site will have to be kept secret to avoid public urination. The lines about "tortured and struggling, passed away due to (sic) the anger caused by his TDS" should be used in his own obituary.

Link to tweet

: What do I want for Christmas?

For everyone in and associated with the incoming second Trump administration to suffer catastrophic aneurisms.

That includes all donors, lawyers, campaign advisers, and members of the press, too.

Take care of it all in one.

— The Disaster Autist (@disaster-autist.bsky.social) 2024-12-14T19:20:43.720Z