General Discussion

TomSlick

(12,864 posts)

159. If he dies tomorrow (may it please God), Vance would order him buried in Arlington, federal regulations be damned.

Sat Dec 20, 2025, 07:27 PM

7 hrs ago

If he survives his term (may God forbid), a Democratic president not allow him to be buried at Arlington. If Vance or some other Republican president order Trump buried at Arlington, later exhumation seems unlikely. The public would not support disturbing his grave. I pity the poor security guards that would need to be on duty to prevent the frequent christening of Trump's grave.

I remain unconvinced Trump really wants to be buried at Arlington. First, the place isn't all about Trump, he surely could not get away with renaming in Trump National Cemetery in Arlington. Second, the place is full of people Trump thinks were suckers and losers.

Edit history

Please sign in to view edit histories.

Recommendations

1 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

Ol Janx Spirit

161 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

Donald Trump wants to be buried in Arlington Cemetery [View all] Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Friday OP

Bury him out back by the maintenance sheds in an unmarked grave...The Tomb of the Unknown President. sop Friday #1

In a septic tank! lastlib Friday #26

Under a 3' steel lid Mercurian 12 hrs ago #146

I'd go with depleted uranium over steel..... lastlib 12 hrs ago #147

Yeah, that sounds about right to me. patphil Friday #32

with a wooden stake through the heart DBoon Friday #37

Yep...out of sight,out of mind Bengus81 Friday #43

Just like he buried Ivana... sop Friday #53

He should be buried next to Jimmy Hoffa Eddie18 Friday #106

Wow, Tomb of the Unknown President. OAITW r.2.0 Friday #52

Oh hell no!! MarineCombatEngineer Friday #2

Agreed popsdenver Friday #20

i am 100% in agreement. Not any where near Arlington Cemetery Deuxcents Friday #21

Landfill? joho260 13 hrs ago #143

I agree, but he, and all former presidents, are eligible for burial at Arlington regardless of whether they served. rsdsharp Friday #31

According to 32 CFR 553(a)(6)(i) a president is eligible for burial at Arlington only if a veteran. TomSlick Friday #115

I stand corrected. Thank you. rsdsharp Friday #116

Thank you for causing me to look it up. TomSlick Friday #117

What does it say about convicted felons? Historic NY 13 hrs ago #139

Like those silly rules would stop him and Republicans from doing it. It's almost comical... Ol Janx Spirit 11 hrs ago #149

If he dies tomorrow (may it please God), Vance would order him buried in Arlington, federal regulations be damned. TomSlick 7 hrs ago #159

I agree with all of that except for the public not supporting disturbing his grave. Ol Janx Spirit 7 hrs ago #160

I think a small headstone over a shallow grave in Somalia BOSSHOG Friday #44

A Shithead in a "shithole"...... lastlib 19 hrs ago #125

burial at sea rampartd Friday #45

Burial at sea? MarineCombatEngineer Friday #76

Chum the waters first catchnrelease 11 hrs ago #151

Totally agree. My grandfather is buried there. Fought in WW1. served as JAG in WW2 dedl67 Friday #63

Make a deal with him... lame54 Friday #3

No. Maybe Arlington landfill dalton99a Friday #4

Perfect! SheltieLover Friday #5

That would definitely suffice, the putrid smell of Flim Flam Man would be covered up by the smell of rotting MarineCombatEngineer Friday #7

How would you know the difference? malaise Friday #10

Best laugh of the afternoon! (n/t) PJMcK Friday #11

Good question, one which I have no answer to other than the smell of rotting garbage MarineCombatEngineer Friday #13

Get Giuliani on that booking right away! meadowlander Friday #15

HEY!!! COL Mustard 11 hrs ago #150

LMAO! Chasstev365 Friday #6

Dump him where Traildogbob Friday #8

Bury him next to Ivana and let the grass obliterate the site. Lonestarblue Friday #9

But would the grass survive his rotting corpse? MarineCombatEngineer Friday #14

It wont survive all the piss. Volaris Friday #18

Just popsdenver Friday #35

Maybe he should be buried at the real Love Canal. Dulcinea Friday #121

It would grow greener than ever at first... Iggo Friday #68

Best answer yet. MarineCombatEngineer Friday #74

Getting his house in order... kerouac2 Friday #12

What's wrong with Four Seasons Garden Supply? Over by the fertilizer. Pesky1 Friday #16

The amount of urine and feces that his grave will accumulate flvegan Friday #17

Are you allowed to do that on graves at Arlington? Arazi Friday #29

He should be buried inside the public restrooms there. Envirogal Friday #50

Life finds a way. n/t flvegan Friday #73

Rumor has it popsdenver Friday #33

The fucker IdiotsforPalin Friday #19

Maybe they could build a new Trump Memorial Toilet. mackdaddy Friday #22

I didn't know they had a bonespurs section. MLAA Friday #23

I was hoping he'd share Ivana's grave on the golf course. ananda Friday #24

Dump his body in the ocean so sharks can gobble him. Trueblue1968 Friday #25

there are international treaties forbidding disposal of toxic waste in the ocean DBoon Friday #41

This message was self-deleted by its author Grim Chieftain Friday #51

That would be shark abuse MustLoveBeagles Friday #54

Is there a section for draft-dodgers? LetMyPeopleVote Friday #27

Is he demanding that he replace JFK at Arlington? no_hypocrisy Friday #28

Probably, but I think he will demand a much bigger Eternal Gaslight (nt) William Seger Friday #38

Exactly. A flame like no one has ever seen before. chicoescuela 12 hrs ago #148

The Mariana Trench? chouchou Friday #30

Isn't that where he wants his Arc duh #rump, too? He's building his own monument. William Seger Friday #34

They could create a whole new area for him: The Bone Spur Section. Vinca Friday #36

Just a corner of the Cowards Section will do William Seger Friday #42

Why wait until Monday? evolves Friday #39

I don't care where he is buried since Bluestocking Friday #40

Lemme git ma shovel! Conjuay Friday #46

Wow! He wants to be buried with the "suckers and losers"? Grim Chieftain Friday #47

If he gets buried there I'm going to dig him up and put him in a dumpster where he'll end up somewhere he won't be found mucholderthandirt Friday #48

Link? onenote Friday #49

I think it's a joke Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Friday #60

Isn't that reserved for the military Jilly_in_VA Friday #55

All presidents are allowed to be buried there. Autumn Friday #85

He has desecrated everything else, but that would be to far. That would be an insult to every member of the military flashman13 Friday #56

Quick before he changes his mind IronLionZion Friday #57

Burry him in a toxic dump where he belongs. Dave Bowman Friday #58

I'm available tomorrow - we can't take the chance that he'll change his mind. nt TBF Friday #59

Is this a joke? Evolve Dammit Friday #61

Apparently so. Although it seems most posters think it's true onenote Friday #89

Cremation would be best. Nt BootinUp Friday #62

ASAP Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Yesterday #124

Only if they do it tomorrow. Warpy Friday #64

He is afraid of all the pee and feces Tree Lady Friday #65

FUCK THAT Skittles Friday #66

Fine. As long as it's today. Iggo Friday #67

Arlington Landscaping Ohioboy Friday #69

I will wear a long dress, no underwear Mira Friday #70

Russia not fooled Friday #71

Surely they have a latrine with floor space - for a simulated great and very brave soldier Norrrm Friday #72

I like the "BURIED" Part... that Fucking Cha Friday #75

dig a hole thru the floor in the mens room and dump his body there moonshinegnomie Friday #77

What?!!! returnee Friday #78

A nice plot, a golden toilet, The Eternal Flush. dem4decades Friday #79

In Arlington, Florida? nt Xipe Totec Friday #80

Guards On His Grave 2na fisherman Friday #81

Funny, but 1000x NO oldtime dfl_er Friday #82

I guess that he heard that it was markodochartaigh Friday #83

Did he say when? RoadRunner Friday #84

Wherever he's buried, make sure it opens up into a PortaPotty. (Regretfully I forget who I stole that from !) nt eppur_se_muova Friday #86

I'm surprised he hasn't ordered a monument yet Diraven Friday #87

No! Golf course in Saudi Arabia or Russia. MerryBlooms Friday #88

And he will want an Arc de Triomphe towering above. John1956PA Friday #90

Wherever he's buried, I want to visit his grave Martin Eden Friday #91

No draft dodgers at Arlington surfered Friday #92

Is there a section for draft dodgers? Beck23 Friday #93

You should be buried IdiotsforPalin Friday #94

And I want to pitch for the Red Sox. cab67 Friday #95

Yes, dig a hole push him, back fill it thomski64 Friday #96

Quick! Grab some shovels! Buddyzbuddy Friday #97

Fuck you, no Aviation Pro Friday #98

We should inter his body swong19104 Friday #99

I say mount his skeleton in the National Museum of Natural History. cab67 Friday #100

Arlington? Aussie105 Friday #101

Let's just get'em buried then we dig him up Buddyzbuddy Friday #102

In the golf course beside Melanoma. G2theD Friday #103

At least somewhere open to the public to use as a urinal. G2theD Friday #104

Sure! Let's do it right now, in fact. Orrex Friday #105

I don't think they have unmarked graves at Arlington jmowreader Friday #107

My parents are both buried there. DFW Friday #108

Fuck Donald Trump, the creepy pedo buddy! debsy Friday #109

Don't you mean the Mierda47 Arlington National Cemetery? ... aggiesal Friday #110

Next to his dead wife in the weeds. QueerDuck Friday #111

Definitely works for me. niyad Friday #112

It's a fair trade and potentially in service to the country nt lostnfound Friday #113

He's probably working on getting his birthday declared a national holiday. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Friday #114

Great, can we do it tonight?????? tavernier Friday #118

Saturday would be better. That's tomorrow. Jack Valentino Friday #119

Well, that tracks. Wednesdays Friday #120

I don't suppose Arlington has a section for traitors? KewlKat Friday #122

as Bond said to Q in Thunderball, B.See Yesterday #123

I'm sorry ... isn't Arlington reserved for war heroes and military combatants? FakeNoose 19 hrs ago #126

As a military widow I want to write the placque cpamomfromtexas 18 hrs ago #127

dark humor olivia11 17 hrs ago #128

Welcome to DU ! KS Toronado 6 hrs ago #161

Tell him if he acts now they'll throw in a big golden statue and free orange embalming ChicagoTeamster 15 hrs ago #129

I'm good with it as long as I can piss on his grave ... nt Jarqui 15 hrs ago #130

I think we should Osama Bin Laden him the_liberal_grandpa 15 hrs ago #131

Best suggestion yet. FadedMullet 13 hrs ago #141

I can't wait to throw some dogshit on his grave. MadMike47 15 hrs ago #132

Something simpler. usonian 15 hrs ago #133

Honoring Trump at Arlington. maliaSmith 15 hrs ago #134

All Gave Some, Some Gave All. All t***p did was take Norbert 15 hrs ago #135

He wants someone to guard his grave for free, that is why Arlington works for him not a texan 15 hrs ago #136

Draft Dodgers in Arlington WhiteCheek69 14 hrs ago #137

A city timms139 14 hrs ago #138

Probably wants a gravestone next to JFK, with Emile 13 hrs ago #140

No that is an honor for a U.S. Military Veteran not for somebody who paid for a phony excuse from a doctor Botany 13 hrs ago #142

Which means Arlington will be renamed mercuryblues 13 hrs ago #144

I am in favor of this. They should build him a huge structure, the Tomb of The Unknown Chomo. Blumancru 13 hrs ago #145

Traditional for Tyrants... BurnDoubt 11 hrs ago #152

He should be buried at sea JHB 11 hrs ago #153

Hell, i say just lay his worthless body on the ground someplace preferably bluestarone 11 hrs ago #154

I dunno... buzzycrumbhunger 11 hrs ago #155

;-{) Goonch 10 hrs ago #156

I want him in his own golf course...next to his ex. viva la 9 hrs ago #157

How about Epstein Island? VGNonly 7 hrs ago #158