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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(132,865 posts)
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 04:00 PM Dec 19

Donald Trump wants to be buried in Arlington Cemetery

I for one whole heartedly support this,

How does next Monday work for everyone?

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Donald Trump wants to be buried in Arlington Cemetery (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 19 OP
Bury him out back by the maintenance sheds in an unmarked grave...The Tomb of the Unknown President. sop Dec 19 #1
In a septic tank! lastlib Dec 19 #26
Under a 3' steel lid Mercurian Dec 20 #146
I'd go with depleted uranium over steel..... lastlib Dec 20 #147
Why pollute a septic tank with the likes of him? MIButterfly Dec 22 #162
Well, it's not much different than the usual stuff that goes in it..... lastlib Dec 22 #165
Yeah, that sounds about right to me. patphil Dec 19 #32
with a wooden stake through the heart DBoon Dec 19 #37
Yep...out of sight,out of mind Bengus81 Dec 19 #43
Just like he buried Ivana... sop Dec 19 #53
He should be buried next to Jimmy Hoffa Eddie18 Dec 19 #106
Wow, Tomb of the Unknown President. OAITW r.2.0 Dec 19 #52
We should call it "Tomb Of The [REDACTED] President" Initech Dec 22 #163
Oh hell no!! MarineCombatEngineer Dec 19 #2
Agreed popsdenver Dec 19 #20
i am 100% in agreement. Not any where near Arlington Cemetery Deuxcents Dec 19 #21
Landfill? joho260 Dec 20 #143
I agree, but he, and all former presidents, are eligible for burial at Arlington regardless of whether they served. rsdsharp Dec 19 #31
According to 32 CFR 553(a)(6)(i) a president is eligible for burial at Arlington only if a veteran. TomSlick Dec 19 #115
I stand corrected. Thank you. rsdsharp Dec 19 #116
Thank you for causing me to look it up. TomSlick Dec 19 #117
What does it say about convicted felons? Historic NY Dec 20 #139
Like those silly rules would stop him and Republicans from doing it. It's almost comical... Ol Janx Spirit Dec 20 #149
If he dies tomorrow (may it please God), Vance would order him buried in Arlington, federal regulations be damned. TomSlick Dec 20 #159
I agree with all of that except for the public not supporting disturbing his grave. Ol Janx Spirit Dec 20 #160
I think a small headstone over a shallow grave in Somalia BOSSHOG Dec 19 #44
A Shithead in a "shithole"...... lastlib Dec 20 #125
burial at sea rampartd Dec 19 #45
Burial at sea? MarineCombatEngineer Dec 19 #76
Chum the waters first catchnrelease Dec 20 #151
Totally agree. My grandfather is buried there. Fought in WW1. served as JAG in WW2 dedl67 Dec 19 #63
Make a deal with him... lame54 Dec 19 #3
No. Maybe Arlington landfill dalton99a Dec 19 #4
Perfect! SheltieLover Dec 19 #5
That would definitely suffice, the putrid smell of Flim Flam Man would be covered up by the smell of rotting MarineCombatEngineer Dec 19 #7
How would you know the difference? malaise Dec 19 #10
Best laugh of the afternoon! (n/t) PJMcK Dec 19 #11
Good question, one which I have no answer to other than the smell of rotting garbage MarineCombatEngineer Dec 19 #13
Get Giuliani on that booking right away! meadowlander Dec 19 #15
HEY!!! COL Mustard Dec 20 #150
LMAO! Chasstev365 Dec 19 #6
Dump him where Traildogbob Dec 19 #8
Bury him next to Ivana and let the grass obliterate the site. Lonestarblue Dec 19 #9
But would the grass survive his rotting corpse? MarineCombatEngineer Dec 19 #14
It wont survive all the piss. Volaris Dec 19 #18
Just popsdenver Dec 19 #35
Maybe he should be buried at the real Love Canal. Dulcinea Dec 19 #121
It would grow greener than ever at first... Iggo Dec 19 #68
Best answer yet. MarineCombatEngineer Dec 19 #74
Getting his house in order... kerouac2 Dec 19 #12
What's wrong with Four Seasons Garden Supply? Over by the fertilizer. Pesky1 Dec 19 #16
The amount of urine and feces that his grave will accumulate flvegan Dec 19 #17
Are you allowed to do that on graves at Arlington? Arazi Dec 19 #29
He should be buried inside the public restrooms there. Envirogal Dec 19 #50
Life finds a way. n/t flvegan Dec 19 #73
Rumor has it popsdenver Dec 19 #33
The fucker IdiotsforPalin Dec 19 #19
Maybe they could build a new Trump Memorial Toilet. mackdaddy Dec 19 #22
I didn't know they had a bonespurs section. MLAA Dec 19 #23
I was hoping he'd share Ivana's grave on the golf course. ananda Dec 19 #24
Dump his body in the ocean so sharks can gobble him. Trueblue1968 Dec 19 #25
there are international treaties forbidding disposal of toxic waste in the ocean DBoon Dec 19 #41
This message was self-deleted by its author Grim Chieftain Dec 19 #51
That would be shark abuse MustLoveBeagles Dec 19 #54
Is there a section for draft-dodgers? LetMyPeopleVote Dec 19 #27
Is he demanding that he replace JFK at Arlington? no_hypocrisy Dec 19 #28
Probably, but I think he will demand a much bigger Eternal Gaslight (nt) William Seger Dec 19 #38
Exactly. A flame like no one has ever seen before. chicoescuela Dec 20 #148
The Mariana Trench? chouchou Dec 19 #30
Isn't that where he wants his Arc duh #rump, too? He's building his own monument. William Seger Dec 19 #34
They could create a whole new area for him: The Bone Spur Section. Vinca Dec 19 #36
Just a corner of the Cowards Section will do William Seger Dec 19 #42
Why wait until Monday? evolves Dec 19 #39
I don't care where he is buried since Bluestocking Dec 19 #40
Lemme git ma shovel! Conjuay Dec 19 #46
Wow! He wants to be buried with the "suckers and losers"? Grim Chieftain Dec 19 #47
If he gets buried there I'm going to dig him up and put him in a dumpster where he'll end up somewhere he won't be found mucholderthandirt Dec 19 #48
Link? onenote Dec 19 #49
I think it's a joke Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 19 #60
Isn't that reserved for the military Jilly_in_VA Dec 19 #55
All presidents are allowed to be buried there. Autumn Dec 19 #85
He has desecrated everything else, but that would be to far. That would be an insult to every member of the military flashman13 Dec 19 #56
Quick before he changes his mind IronLionZion Dec 19 #57
Burry him in a toxic dump where he belongs. Dave Bowman Dec 19 #58
I'm available tomorrow - we can't take the chance that he'll change his mind. nt TBF Dec 19 #59
Is this a joke? Evolve Dammit Dec 19 #61
Apparently so. Although it seems most posters think it's true onenote Dec 19 #89
Cremation would be best. Nt BootinUp Dec 19 #62
ASAP Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 20 #124
Only if they do it tomorrow. Warpy Dec 19 #64
He is afraid of all the pee and feces Tree Lady Dec 19 #65
FUCK THAT Skittles Dec 19 #66
Fine. As long as it's today. Iggo Dec 19 #67
Arlington Landscaping Ohioboy Dec 19 #69
I will wear a long dress, no underwear Mira Dec 19 #70
Russia not fooled Dec 19 #71
Surely they have a latrine with floor space - for a simulated great and very brave soldier Norrrm Dec 19 #72
I like the "BURIED" Part... that Fucking Cha Dec 19 #75
dig a hole thru the floor in the mens room and dump his body there moonshinegnomie Dec 19 #77
What?!!! returnee Dec 19 #78
A nice plot, a golden toilet, The Eternal Flush. dem4decades Dec 19 #79
In Arlington, Florida? nt Xipe Totec Dec 19 #80
Guards On His Grave 2na fisherman Dec 19 #81
Funny, but 1000x NO oldtime dfl_er Dec 19 #82
I guess that he heard that it was markodochartaigh Dec 19 #83
Did he say when? RoadRunner Dec 19 #84
Wherever he's buried, make sure it opens up into a PortaPotty. (Regretfully I forget who I stole that from !) nt eppur_se_muova Dec 19 #86
I'm surprised he hasn't ordered a monument yet Diraven Dec 19 #87
No! Golf course in Saudi Arabia or Russia. MerryBlooms Dec 19 #88
And he will want an Arc de Triomphe towering above. John1956PA Dec 19 #90
Wherever he's buried, I want to visit his grave Martin Eden Dec 19 #91
No draft dodgers at Arlington surfered Dec 19 #92
Is there a section for draft dodgers? Beck23 Dec 19 #93
You should be buried IdiotsforPalin Dec 19 #94
And I want to pitch for the Red Sox. cab67 Dec 19 #95
Yes, dig a hole push him, back fill it thomski64 Dec 19 #96
Quick! Grab some shovels! Buddyzbuddy Dec 19 #97
Fuck you, no Aviation Pro Dec 19 #98
We should inter his body swong19104 Dec 19 #99
I say mount his skeleton in the National Museum of Natural History. cab67 Dec 19 #100
Arlington? Aussie105 Dec 19 #101
Let's just get'em buried then we dig him up Buddyzbuddy Dec 19 #102
In the golf course beside Melanoma. G2theD Dec 19 #103
At least somewhere open to the public to use as a urinal. G2theD Dec 19 #104
Sure! Let's do it right now, in fact. Orrex Dec 19 #105
I don't think they have unmarked graves at Arlington jmowreader Dec 19 #107
My parents are both buried there. DFW Dec 19 #108
Fuck Donald Trump, the creepy pedo buddy! debsy Dec 19 #109
Don't you mean the Mierda47 Arlington National Cemetery? ... aggiesal Dec 19 #110
Next to his dead wife in the weeds. QueerDuck Dec 19 #111
Definitely works for me. niyad Dec 19 #112
It's a fair trade and potentially in service to the country nt lostnfound Dec 19 #113
He's probably working on getting his birthday declared a national holiday. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Dec 19 #114
Great, can we do it tonight?????? tavernier Dec 19 #118
Saturday would be better. That's tomorrow. Jack Valentino Dec 19 #119
Well, that tracks. Wednesdays Dec 19 #120
I don't suppose Arlington has a section for traitors? KewlKat Dec 19 #122
as Bond said to Q in Thunderball, B.See Dec 20 #123
I'm sorry ... isn't Arlington reserved for war heroes and military combatants? FakeNoose Dec 20 #126
As a military widow I want to write the placque cpamomfromtexas Dec 20 #127
dark humor olivia11 Dec 20 #128
Welcome to DU ! KS Toronado Dec 20 #161
Tell him if he acts now they'll throw in a big golden statue and free orange embalming ChicagoTeamster Dec 20 #129
I'm good with it as long as I can piss on his grave ... nt Jarqui Dec 20 #130
I think we should Osama Bin Laden him the_liberal_grandpa Dec 20 #131
Best suggestion yet. FadedMullet Dec 20 #141
I can't wait to throw some dogshit on his grave. MadMike47 Dec 20 #132
Something simpler. usonian Dec 20 #133
Honoring Trump at Arlington. maliaSmith Dec 20 #134
All Gave Some, Some Gave All. All t***p did was take Norbert Dec 20 #135
He wants someone to guard his grave for free, that is why Arlington works for him not a texan Dec 20 #136
Draft Dodgers in Arlington WhiteCheek69 Dec 20 #137
A city timms139 Dec 20 #138
Probably wants a gravestone next to JFK, with Emile Dec 20 #140
No that is an honor for a U.S. Military Veteran not for somebody who paid for a phony excuse from a doctor Botany Dec 20 #142
Which means Arlington will be renamed mercuryblues Dec 20 #144
I am in favor of this. They should build him a huge structure, the Tomb of The Unknown Chomo. Blumancru Dec 20 #145
Traditional for Tyrants... BurnDoubt Dec 20 #152
He should be buried at sea JHB Dec 20 #153
Hell, i say just lay his worthless body on the ground someplace preferably bluestarone Dec 20 #154
I dunno... buzzycrumbhunger Dec 20 #155
;-{) Goonch Dec 20 #156
I want him in his own golf course...next to his ex. viva la Dec 20 #157
How about Epstein Island? VGNonly Dec 20 #158
There are tons of Arlingtons in the USA and elsewhere. MineralMan Dec 22 #164

sop

(17,433 posts)
1. Bury him out back by the maintenance sheds in an unmarked grave...The Tomb of the Unknown President.
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 04:05 PM
Dec 19

Mercurian

(49 posts)
146. Under a 3' steel lid
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 01:55 PM
Dec 20

A hundred feet down, solid concrete, inside a septic tank also filled with concrete. No marker, no memorial, but a public urinal would be appropriate.

lastlib

(27,551 posts)
147. I'd go with depleted uranium over steel.....
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 02:23 PM
Dec 20

Almost indestructible; why it's used for tank armor. The rest of your post is spot on.


PS Glad you're aboard!

lastlib

(27,551 posts)
165. Well, it's not much different than the usual stuff that goes in it.....
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 03:45 PM
Dec 22

And if you seal them up well, they're impervious to leakage--that's the selling point. Case it in depleted uranium, and nothing gets in, either. Short of a nuclear-waste dump, I can't think of a better place for that rotting carcass.

sop

(17,433 posts)
53. Just like he buried Ivana...
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:23 PM
Dec 19


'Are These Real 2023 Photos of Ivana Trump's Burial Site at Trump Golf Course?'

"The images stemmed from The Daily Mail, which reported on Aug. 12, 2023, that 'Ivana Trump's cordoned-off grave' was 'barely visible in [a] completely overgrown area of Trump's 506-acre Bedminster New Jersey golf course.' According to the Mail, the photos were taken the previous weekend, when the golf course hosted The 2023 LIV Golf Invitational Bedminster. Snopes found no reason to doubt the image's authenticity."

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ivana-trump-grave-weeds/

Eddie18

(77 posts)
106. He should be buried next to Jimmy Hoffa
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 06:47 PM
Dec 19

But cremation a la the burning fires of hell would be more appropriate. I would bury Steven Miller at Aushchwitz

Initech

(107,436 posts)
163. We should call it "Tomb Of The [REDACTED] President"
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 01:01 PM
Dec 22

After how he bungled the release of the Epstein files!

MarineCombatEngineer

(17,730 posts)
2. Oh hell no!!
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 04:05 PM
Dec 19

I don't want that POS anywhere near our fallen heroes with his putrid smell.

I couldn't care less where he's buried, burned, interred, as long as it's not Arlington National Cemetery.

popsdenver

(1,562 posts)
20. Agreed
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 04:49 PM
Dec 19

It would be an incredible injustice To bury him in Arlington National Cemetery.

He was a multi-draft dodger, loathes the Military as all Suckers and Losers, and continually screws over our soldiers and sailors as often as he can........

All others in Arlington are there for their fighting for Democracy, hundreds of thousands of them, and allowing him to be there would be the greatest travesty of all time.....

rsdsharp

(11,794 posts)
31. I agree, but he, and all former presidents, are eligible for burial at Arlington regardless of whether they served.
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:00 PM
Dec 19

There have been attempts since 2020 to limit burial — including former commanders-in-chief — to those who served in the military. To date, those efforts have failed.

TomSlick

(12,881 posts)
115. According to 32 CFR 553(a)(6)(i) a president is eligible for burial at Arlington only if a veteran.
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 07:18 PM
Dec 19
§553.12 Eligibility for interment in Arlington National Cemetery
Only those who qualify as a primarily eligible person or a derivatively eligible person are eligible for interment in Arlington National Cemetery. . . .
(a) Primarily eligible persons. The following are primarily eligible persons for purposes of interment:
. . .
(6) Any veteran who served on active duty (other than active duty for training) and who held any of the following positions: (i) President or Vice President of the United States. . . .


Derivatively eligible persons are spouses and limited close relatives, to be buried in the same grave space.

ADDED ON EDIT: Why would Trump want to be buried in a cemetery full of people he thinks were suckers and losers?

Ol Janx Spirit

(726 posts)
149. Like those silly rules would stop him and Republicans from doing it. It's almost comical...
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 03:18 PM
Dec 20

...that we even look up the rules anymore.

But maybe we should encourage it. Hear me out:

Letting him be buried at Arlington means he isn't in some private cemetery or mausoleum where he has control over what happens.

Once Dems are back in control we can exhume him out of Arlington and, well, I think you know the rest....

TomSlick

(12,881 posts)
159. If he dies tomorrow (may it please God), Vance would order him buried in Arlington, federal regulations be damned.
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 07:27 PM
Dec 20

If he survives his term (may God forbid), a Democratic president not allow him to be buried at Arlington. If Vance or some other Republican president order Trump buried at Arlington, later exhumation seems unlikely. The public would not support disturbing his grave. I pity the poor security guards that would need to be on duty to prevent the frequent christening of Trump's grave.

I remain unconvinced Trump really wants to be buried at Arlington. First, the place isn't all about Trump, he surely could not get away with renaming in Trump National Cemetery in Arlington. Second, the place is full of people Trump thinks were suckers and losers.

Ol Janx Spirit

(726 posts)
160. I agree with all of that except for the public not supporting disturbing his grave.
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 07:39 PM
Dec 20

If things keep going the way they are, the public--including much of the MAGAverse--will be more than happy to see it unceremoniously removed to a landfill somewhere.

In 2.0 his grotesqueness is on full display and only getting worse. It's hard to imagine things getting better for him from here...

MarineCombatEngineer

(17,730 posts)
76. Burial at sea?
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:55 PM
Dec 19

I'm all for that, they can drop him in the ocean where they dropped Osama Bin Laden, you know, birds of a feather and all that, although, I would imagine that would be classified as a toxic waste dump.

dedl67

(172 posts)
63. Totally agree. My grandfather is buried there. Fought in WW1. served as JAG in WW2
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:33 PM
Dec 19

Don't let that POS anywhere close to Arlington National Cemetery or any other military cemetery.

MarineCombatEngineer

(17,730 posts)
7. That would definitely suffice, the putrid smell of Flim Flam Man would be covered up by the smell of rotting
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 04:14 PM
Dec 19

garbage, or maybe not.

MarineCombatEngineer

(17,730 posts)
13. Good question, one which I have no answer to other than the smell of rotting garbage
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 04:21 PM
Dec 19

would be better than rotting smell of the Flim Flam Man.

COL Mustard

(7,994 posts)
150. HEY!!!
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 03:20 PM
Dec 20

Some of us LIVE HERE!!! I don't want him buried in my backyard. Dump him at Bedminster or Mar a Lago, but not here!!!

Traildogbob

(12,561 posts)
8. Dump him where
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 04:14 PM
Dec 19

Seals dropped Ole Benny Laden in the ocean, To prevent a toxic waste site with all the piss and shit that will be dumped on his dead corpse.
Keep him the fuck outta Arlington. Toss his dead ass on top of his ex on hole 18. His billionaires can Get on knees to kiss that rotting ass.

MarineCombatEngineer

(17,730 posts)
74. Best answer yet.
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:52 PM
Dec 19

You win the DU prize, what it is beats the hell out of me, but you do win it.

kerouac2

(1,427 posts)
12. Getting his house in order...
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 04:20 PM
Dec 19

Hmmm. Plaques at portraits, adding name to buildings, burial location...

Pesky1

(39 posts)
16. What's wrong with Four Seasons Garden Supply? Over by the fertilizer.
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 04:31 PM
Dec 19

With one of his WH type plaques listing his complete universe of failures. BTW...definitely charge admission for any "grave side" activities.

flvegan

(65,776 posts)
17. The amount of urine and feces that his grave will accumulate
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 04:39 PM
Dec 19

over the months after his burial will pollute the groundwater for decades.

Arazi

(8,703 posts)
29. Are you allowed to do that on graves at Arlington?
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 04:58 PM
Dec 19

I wonder if that’s why he’s choosing that place - if it’s prohibited, he’ll get a 24 hour guard at his gravesite to prevent that.

He’d consider that a “win”

Envirogal

(279 posts)
50. He should be buried inside the public restrooms there.
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:19 PM
Dec 19

I was also exactly thinking that it will be harder to desecrate on his grave at Arlington and he is worried about stuff like that. Too bad he doesn’t worry about being a better human while he was alive so that wouldn’t be a concern.

Personally, I think he should be buried at the “family plot” at his New Jersey golf course. Then we can also dig up Ivanka’s grave to see what is actually in there.

popsdenver

(1,562 posts)
33. Rumor has it
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:02 PM
Dec 19

that he already has a burial lot in some cemetery.............The 100 acres around the 3 x 8 grassed area is already being prepared for his being "planted"..........The entire 100 acres is wall to wall Flat work Cement. It is reported that every two feet, in every direction, has a surface area drain. Those area drains are all piped to sewage treatment plant on the outskirts of his burial location......

I can only imagine that NewYork City was consulted about handling a phenomenal amount of waste water. They certainly gained knowledge when they observed the load on their system, about six minutes after the final episode of MASH......

mackdaddy

(1,943 posts)
22. Maybe they could build a new Trump Memorial Toilet.
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 04:53 PM
Dec 19

Put his carcass under the urinals.

Probably be a line to piss on the SOB.

ananda

(34,434 posts)
24. I was hoping he'd share Ivana's grave on the golf course.
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 04:57 PM
Dec 19

But anywhere is fine with me as long
as he's fucking gone!

DBoon

(24,740 posts)
41. there are international treaties forbidding disposal of toxic waste in the ocean
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:06 PM
Dec 19

*we* are supposed to abide by these treaties, even if DT never does

Response to Trueblue1968 (Reply #25)

chouchou

(2,807 posts)
30. The Mariana Trench?
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 04:59 PM
Dec 19

It is the deepest oceanic trench on Earth. 36,037 ft. He can brag and lie all he wants...if possible.

William Seger

(12,209 posts)
34. Isn't that where he wants his Arc duh #rump, too? He's building his own monument.
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:02 PM
Dec 19

If neither the courts nor Congress prevent this, it's time for more No Kings demonstrations!

Grim Chieftain

(1,244 posts)
47. Wow! He wants to be buried with the "suckers and losers"?
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:18 PM
Dec 19

That evil pig isn't fit to be anywhere near that hallowed, sacred ground.

mucholderthandirt

(1,753 posts)
48. If he gets buried there I'm going to dig him up and put him in a dumpster where he'll end up somewhere he won't be found
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:19 PM
Dec 19

No way is that bastard going to defile our military further by putting his fat ass in Arlington. No fucking way. I'll go to prison forever, but I'll not let that stand.

onenote

(45,990 posts)
49. Link?
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:19 PM
Dec 19

I haven't seen him express a desire for burial at Arlington. It wouldn't surprise me, but I prefer to have some substantiation before I share this.

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(132,865 posts)
60. I think it's a joke
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:31 PM
Dec 19

But Trump is often so arrogant that one could imagine him making such a request.

flashman13

(2,026 posts)
56. He has desecrated everything else, but that would be to far. That would be an insult to every member of the military
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:25 PM
Dec 19

that has served since Lexington and Concord. NO!

Plant him behind the mini golf down by the Holiday Inn.

Warpy

(114,389 posts)
64. Only if they do it tomorrow.
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:33 PM
Dec 19

I mean really, Fatso, having fake bone spurs and catching a bunch of STDs because you were sexually slumming don't count as military service.

Tree Lady

(13,008 posts)
65. He is afraid of all the pee and feces
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:34 PM
Dec 19

If buried anywhere else. He knows that military will be there.

Personally they should have zero military anywhere near grave. The people deserve justice they won't get in his lifetime.

Skittles

(169,584 posts)
66. FUCK THAT
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:35 PM
Dec 19

no way should Cadet Bonespurs be allowed anywhere NEAR Arlington National Cemetery, alive or dead.....NOPE

Mira

(22,647 posts)
70. I will wear a long dress, no underwear
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:41 PM
Dec 19

No matter what the weather, I'm prepared to stand in the long line, hydrating all the way, and wait my turn to piss on the grave.

not fooled

(6,606 posts)
71. Russia
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:41 PM
Dec 19

putin should give him a hero's burial and a massive monument, for all krasnov has done to destroy the USA and help ruzzia.

moonshinegnomie

(3,870 posts)
77. dig a hole thru the floor in the mens room and dump his body there
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:59 PM
Dec 19

technically he will be buried in the cemetery.

2na fisherman

(238 posts)
81. Guards On His Grave
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 06:05 PM
Dec 19

Wherever he is buried, he probably will have guards posted to stop folks from desecrating it in various ways. But what if some of the guards decide it's time for a bathroom break? I think there will be so many people who want to do something like this so an admission fee could be charged to do it and then use those funds to fix some of the damage he caused.

oldtime dfl_er

(7,149 posts)
82. Funny, but 1000x NO
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 06:08 PM
Dec 19

My uncle is a war hero and is buried at Arlington. JFK is buried at Arlington. RFK and Jackie are buried at Arlington. Thousands of actual PATRIOTS are buried at Arlington. You know who isn't? Benedict Arnold.

eppur_se_muova

(40,989 posts)
86. Wherever he's buried, make sure it opens up into a PortaPotty. (Regretfully I forget who I stole that from !) nt
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 06:10 PM
Dec 19

Diraven

(1,826 posts)
87. I'm surprised he hasn't ordered a monument yet
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 06:16 PM
Dec 19

Probably bulldozing over a few thousand soldiers' graves to make room for some marble and gold monstrosity.

thomski64

(840 posts)
96. Yes, dig a hole push him, back fill it
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 06:33 PM
Dec 19

Then after he suffocates, dig him up, and plant him at his golf course next to whichever wife that was...

swong19104

(580 posts)
99. We should inter his body
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 06:34 PM
Dec 19

right next to Ivana’s. And when Marla and Melania kick the bucket, they, too, can be stuck there as well. Same goes for the kids.

Aussie105

(7,652 posts)
101. Arlington?
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 06:38 PM
Dec 19

Is there a special section for failed Presidents?

A basic grave, no name, inscription on the plain tombstone reads: "Oops, America, you did a Boo-Boo!"

jmowreader

(52,901 posts)
107. I don't think they have unmarked graves at Arlington
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 06:48 PM
Dec 19

They're going to have to do this to keep his grave from being defiled any more than it is by him being in it.

Given that, if Trump wants to be buried at Arlington I have no issue with that. They can cremate his fetid corpse, then when the fire finally goes out they can dump his ashes into a toilet and push the flush lever. LOTS of toilets there to do that with.

aggiesal

(10,543 posts)
110. Don't you mean the Mierda47 Arlington National Cemetery? ...
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 06:54 PM
Dec 19

Do I need to add the sarcasm thingee?

114. He's probably working on getting his birthday declared a national holiday.
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 07:16 PM
Dec 19

If so, he's going to need to get it done before midterms.

I'm sure he is going to have Hegseth planning a parade "like no one has ever seen before."

Wednesdays

(21,594 posts)
120. Well, that tracks.
Fri Dec 19, 2025, 09:46 PM
Dec 19

There's a legend that Henry the Eighth exploded in his casket, because of the buildup of gas in his gut while he started decomposing.

With The Felon, such an explosion would resemble that of a tactical nuke.

cpamomfromtexas

(1,472 posts)
127. As a military widow I want to write the placque
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 08:22 AM
Dec 20

Attached. I will mention his many failings and the bone spurs and how low his IQ was.

olivia11

(3 posts)
128. dark humor
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 09:17 AM
Dec 20

Dark humor aside, that is definitely a Facebook post designed to stir reactions. Some folks really lean into shock value these days.

131. I think we should Osama Bin Laden him
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 11:06 AM
Dec 20

Dump is sorry ass in the ocean so there is no grave for the mental midgets that think hes the second coming to visit.

usonian

(23,564 posts)
133. Something simpler.
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 11:36 AM
Dec 20

Who goes there?

Maybe the holy relics can be distributed, with his signature image on each stone.


maliaSmith

(135 posts)
134. Honoring Trump at Arlington.
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 11:41 AM
Dec 20

That's great news. Now, when I visit the graves of people I loved and lost, I could spit or shit on his grave.

Norbert

(7,567 posts)
135. All Gave Some, Some Gave All. All t***p did was take
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 11:52 AM
Dec 20

his entire life. He has no business in or near Arlington National Cemetery.

not a texan

(81 posts)
136. He wants someone to guard his grave for free, that is why Arlington works for him
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 11:53 AM
Dec 20

He knows his grave will become the worlds largest outdoor toilet if the area is not guarded 254/7. He also knows that no one will pay for his grave to be attended to that level of security. He taught his kids to not respect their mother's grave so why should they respect his? I think he also likes the idea of one final rip off of the country on his way out.

WhiteCheek69

(9 posts)
137. Draft Dodgers in Arlington
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 11:56 AM
Dec 20

My father proudly served this country for 22 years and was granted the privilege of being interned at Arlington along with my mother who followed him around the world during his years of service. If this draft dodging felon is allowed to be buried in Arlington it will signal to the world that our country honors cheats and criminals more than it does the men and women that sacrificed so much with their service. His blatant disregard for our service members is shown by his appointment of whiskey Pete, his belief that his over privileged ass was above serving the country that allowed his grandfather from skirt military service in Germany, his nazi father to discriminate against minorities and accumulate his family's wealth of the backs working class New Yonkers. The only way he should be allowed to be interned at Arlington is being buried with his ass exposed so every visitor can kick it when they visit. I also believe his entire family should accompany him in the grave, alive or dead, when he finally shakes off his mortal coil, which should be extremely soon from his apparent health issues. I can't wait until he is fucking dead and is just a bad memory.

Emile

(40,634 posts)
140. Probably wants a gravestone next to JFK, with
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 01:06 PM
Dec 20

his own perpetual flame burning at the head of the grave.

I don't think there is a Draft Dodgers section.

Botany

(76,404 posts)
142. No that is an honor for a U.S. Military Veteran not for somebody who paid for a phony excuse from a doctor
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 01:43 PM
Dec 20

to get out of Military service and later on disrespected Arlington National Cemetery by violating
its rules about pictures, videos, and how you are required to behave on those grounds.

But he is allowed to die ASAP and try to apply to be buried there.

mercuryblues

(16,175 posts)
144. Which means Arlington will be renamed
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 01:49 PM
Dec 20

To Trump Grand National Cemetery in Arlington, bring your own 9 iron,

Blumancru

(210 posts)
145. I am in favor of this. They should build him a huge structure, the Tomb of The Unknown Chomo.
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 01:54 PM
Dec 20

Didn’t he go to military school and say he felt like he had served? I guess that makes him eligible.

BurnDoubt

(1,472 posts)
152. Traditional for Tyrants...
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 03:36 PM
Dec 20

Hung upside-down from the lamp post in front of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue until the carrion-birds and flies are done with him.
Deterrent has been ineffective in this case, and should be reiterated up-and-down the chain of command.
SOMETHING must be done to prevent a recurrence of this calamity.
Wise people used to neutralize the bloodlines, but that would be extreme for anybody but them. (Left to their own devices, they will certainly get there.)
That is how "retribution" used to work, back when Barbarity was Great.

I wish him no physical atrocity.
In fact, I'm hoping nothing Untoward happens to him and he passes naturally, finally learning Humility and Empathy for the victims of his narcissistic deplorability.
OR...
Just To Go Away.
And leave us to what WAS once a Very Great Nation until he came along and turned it to shit.

(But, buried anywhere near actual American Heros?
No.
No.
NEVER.)

bluestarone

(21,183 posts)
154. Hell, i say just lay his worthless body on the ground someplace preferably
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 03:41 PM
Dec 20

MARALAGO!! Let the insects take over.

buzzycrumbhunger

(1,651 posts)
155. I dunno...
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 03:48 PM
Dec 20

It would be a travesty to let him anywhere near Arlington. He’s the kind of guy I’d like to see disposed of in Bricktop’s pig yard* so there’d be no trace of him—though a large septic tank could work, too. No point giving the MAGAt faithful a place to rally around. The cult needs to be completely dismantled.

*(I’m referencing the old gem Snatch, assuming there’s someone who might need a clue… )

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