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54. That would be shark abuse

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Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:25 PM

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Donald Trump wants to be buried in Arlington Cemetery [View all] Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Friday OP

Bury him out back by the maintenance sheds in an unmarked grave...The Tomb of the Unknown President. sop Friday #1

In a septic tank! lastlib Friday #26

Under a 3' steel lid Mercurian 16 hrs ago #146

I'd go with depleted uranium over steel..... lastlib 15 hrs ago #147

Yeah, that sounds about right to me. patphil Friday #32

with a wooden stake through the heart DBoon Friday #37

Yep...out of sight,out of mind Bengus81 Friday #43

Just like he buried Ivana... sop Friday #53

He should be buried next to Jimmy Hoffa Eddie18 Friday #106

Wow, Tomb of the Unknown President. OAITW r.2.0 Friday #52

Oh hell no!! MarineCombatEngineer Friday #2

Agreed popsdenver Friday #20

i am 100% in agreement. Not any where near Arlington Cemetery Deuxcents Friday #21

Landfill? joho260 16 hrs ago #143

I agree, but he, and all former presidents, are eligible for burial at Arlington regardless of whether they served. rsdsharp Friday #31

According to 32 CFR 553(a)(6)(i) a president is eligible for burial at Arlington only if a veteran. TomSlick Friday #115

I stand corrected. Thank you. rsdsharp Friday #116

Thank you for causing me to look it up. TomSlick Friday #117

What does it say about convicted felons? Historic NY 17 hrs ago #139

Like those silly rules would stop him and Republicans from doing it. It's almost comical... Ol Janx Spirit 14 hrs ago #149

If he dies tomorrow (may it please God), Vance would order him buried in Arlington, federal regulations be damned. TomSlick 10 hrs ago #159

I agree with all of that except for the public not supporting disturbing his grave. Ol Janx Spirit 10 hrs ago #160

I think a small headstone over a shallow grave in Somalia BOSSHOG Friday #44

A Shithead in a "shithole"...... lastlib 22 hrs ago #125

burial at sea rampartd Friday #45

Burial at sea? MarineCombatEngineer Friday #76

Chum the waters first catchnrelease 14 hrs ago #151

Totally agree. My grandfather is buried there. Fought in WW1. served as JAG in WW2 dedl67 Friday #63

Make a deal with him... lame54 Friday #3

No. Maybe Arlington landfill dalton99a Friday #4

Perfect! SheltieLover Friday #5

That would definitely suffice, the putrid smell of Flim Flam Man would be covered up by the smell of rotting MarineCombatEngineer Friday #7

How would you know the difference? malaise Friday #10

Best laugh of the afternoon! (n/t) PJMcK Friday #11

Good question, one which I have no answer to other than the smell of rotting garbage MarineCombatEngineer Friday #13

Get Giuliani on that booking right away! meadowlander Friday #15

HEY!!! COL Mustard 14 hrs ago #150

LMAO! Chasstev365 Friday #6

Dump him where Traildogbob Friday #8

Bury him next to Ivana and let the grass obliterate the site. Lonestarblue Friday #9

But would the grass survive his rotting corpse? MarineCombatEngineer Friday #14

It wont survive all the piss. Volaris Friday #18

Just popsdenver Friday #35

Maybe he should be buried at the real Love Canal. Dulcinea Friday #121

It would grow greener than ever at first... Iggo Friday #68

Best answer yet. MarineCombatEngineer Friday #74

Getting his house in order... kerouac2 Friday #12

What's wrong with Four Seasons Garden Supply? Over by the fertilizer. Pesky1 Friday #16

The amount of urine and feces that his grave will accumulate flvegan Friday #17

Are you allowed to do that on graves at Arlington? Arazi Friday #29

He should be buried inside the public restrooms there. Envirogal Friday #50

Life finds a way. n/t flvegan Friday #73

Rumor has it popsdenver Friday #33

The fucker IdiotsforPalin Friday #19

Maybe they could build a new Trump Memorial Toilet. mackdaddy Friday #22

I didn't know they had a bonespurs section. MLAA Friday #23

I was hoping he'd share Ivana's grave on the golf course. ananda Friday #24

Dump his body in the ocean so sharks can gobble him. Trueblue1968 Friday #25

there are international treaties forbidding disposal of toxic waste in the ocean DBoon Friday #41

This message was self-deleted by its author Grim Chieftain Friday #51

That would be shark abuse MustLoveBeagles Friday #54

Is there a section for draft-dodgers? LetMyPeopleVote Friday #27

Is he demanding that he replace JFK at Arlington? no_hypocrisy Friday #28

Probably, but I think he will demand a much bigger Eternal Gaslight (nt) William Seger Friday #38

Exactly. A flame like no one has ever seen before. chicoescuela 15 hrs ago #148

The Mariana Trench? chouchou Friday #30

Isn't that where he wants his Arc duh #rump, too? He's building his own monument. William Seger Friday #34

They could create a whole new area for him: The Bone Spur Section. Vinca Friday #36

Just a corner of the Cowards Section will do William Seger Friday #42

Why wait until Monday? evolves Friday #39

I don't care where he is buried since Bluestocking Friday #40

Lemme git ma shovel! Conjuay Friday #46

Wow! He wants to be buried with the "suckers and losers"? Grim Chieftain Friday #47

If he gets buried there I'm going to dig him up and put him in a dumpster where he'll end up somewhere he won't be found mucholderthandirt Friday #48

Link? onenote Friday #49

I think it's a joke Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Friday #60

Isn't that reserved for the military Jilly_in_VA Friday #55

All presidents are allowed to be buried there. Autumn Friday #85

He has desecrated everything else, but that would be to far. That would be an insult to every member of the military flashman13 Friday #56

Quick before he changes his mind IronLionZion Friday #57

Burry him in a toxic dump where he belongs. Dave Bowman Friday #58

I'm available tomorrow - we can't take the chance that he'll change his mind. nt TBF Friday #59

Is this a joke? Evolve Dammit Friday #61

Apparently so. Although it seems most posters think it's true onenote Friday #89

Cremation would be best. Nt BootinUp Friday #62

ASAP Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Yesterday #124

Only if they do it tomorrow. Warpy Friday #64

He is afraid of all the pee and feces Tree Lady Friday #65

FUCK THAT Skittles Friday #66

Fine. As long as it's today. Iggo Friday #67

Arlington Landscaping Ohioboy Friday #69

I will wear a long dress, no underwear Mira Friday #70

Russia not fooled Friday #71

Surely they have a latrine with floor space - for a simulated great and very brave soldier Norrrm Friday #72

I like the "BURIED" Part... that Fucking Cha Friday #75

dig a hole thru the floor in the mens room and dump his body there moonshinegnomie Friday #77

What?!!! returnee Friday #78

A nice plot, a golden toilet, The Eternal Flush. dem4decades Friday #79

In Arlington, Florida? nt Xipe Totec Friday #80

Guards On His Grave 2na fisherman Friday #81

Funny, but 1000x NO oldtime dfl_er Friday #82

I guess that he heard that it was markodochartaigh Friday #83

Did he say when? RoadRunner Friday #84

Wherever he's buried, make sure it opens up into a PortaPotty. (Regretfully I forget who I stole that from !) nt eppur_se_muova Friday #86

I'm surprised he hasn't ordered a monument yet Diraven Friday #87

No! Golf course in Saudi Arabia or Russia. MerryBlooms Friday #88

And he will want an Arc de Triomphe towering above. John1956PA Friday #90

Wherever he's buried, I want to visit his grave Martin Eden Friday #91

No draft dodgers at Arlington surfered Friday #92

Is there a section for draft dodgers? Beck23 Friday #93

You should be buried IdiotsforPalin Friday #94

And I want to pitch for the Red Sox. cab67 Friday #95

Yes, dig a hole push him, back fill it thomski64 Friday #96

Quick! Grab some shovels! Buddyzbuddy Friday #97

Fuck you, no Aviation Pro Friday #98

We should inter his body swong19104 Friday #99

I say mount his skeleton in the National Museum of Natural History. cab67 Friday #100

Arlington? Aussie105 Friday #101

Let's just get'em buried then we dig him up Buddyzbuddy Friday #102

In the golf course beside Melanoma. G2theD Friday #103

At least somewhere open to the public to use as a urinal. G2theD Friday #104

Sure! Let's do it right now, in fact. Orrex Friday #105

I don't think they have unmarked graves at Arlington jmowreader Friday #107

My parents are both buried there. DFW Friday #108

Fuck Donald Trump, the creepy pedo buddy! debsy Friday #109

Don't you mean the Mierda47 Arlington National Cemetery? ... aggiesal Friday #110

Next to his dead wife in the weeds. QueerDuck Friday #111

Definitely works for me. niyad Friday #112

It's a fair trade and potentially in service to the country nt lostnfound Friday #113

He's probably working on getting his birthday declared a national holiday. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Friday #114

Great, can we do it tonight?????? tavernier Friday #118

Saturday would be better. That's tomorrow. Jack Valentino Friday #119

Well, that tracks. Wednesdays Friday #120

I don't suppose Arlington has a section for traitors? KewlKat Friday #122

as Bond said to Q in Thunderball, B.See Yesterday #123

I'm sorry ... isn't Arlington reserved for war heroes and military combatants? FakeNoose 22 hrs ago #126

As a military widow I want to write the placque cpamomfromtexas 21 hrs ago #127

dark humor olivia11 20 hrs ago #128

Welcome to DU ! KS Toronado 9 hrs ago #161

Tell him if he acts now they'll throw in a big golden statue and free orange embalming ChicagoTeamster 18 hrs ago #129

I'm good with it as long as I can piss on his grave ... nt Jarqui 18 hrs ago #130

I think we should Osama Bin Laden him the_liberal_grandpa 18 hrs ago #131

Best suggestion yet. FadedMullet 16 hrs ago #141

I can't wait to throw some dogshit on his grave. MadMike47 18 hrs ago #132

Something simpler. usonian 18 hrs ago #133

Honoring Trump at Arlington. maliaSmith 18 hrs ago #134

All Gave Some, Some Gave All. All t***p did was take Norbert 18 hrs ago #135

He wants someone to guard his grave for free, that is why Arlington works for him not a texan 18 hrs ago #136

Draft Dodgers in Arlington WhiteCheek69 18 hrs ago #137

A city timms139 17 hrs ago #138

Probably wants a gravestone next to JFK, with Emile 16 hrs ago #140

No that is an honor for a U.S. Military Veteran not for somebody who paid for a phony excuse from a doctor Botany 16 hrs ago #142

Which means Arlington will be renamed mercuryblues 16 hrs ago #144

I am in favor of this. They should build him a huge structure, the Tomb of The Unknown Chomo. Blumancru 16 hrs ago #145

Traditional for Tyrants... BurnDoubt 14 hrs ago #152

He should be buried at sea JHB 14 hrs ago #153

Hell, i say just lay his worthless body on the ground someplace preferably bluestarone 14 hrs ago #154

I dunno... buzzycrumbhunger 14 hrs ago #155

;-{) Goonch 13 hrs ago #156

I want him in his own golf course...next to his ex. viva la 12 hrs ago #157

How about Epstein Island? VGNonly 10 hrs ago #158