My educated guesses regarding Trump's big tease for a "MYSTERY ANNOUNCEMENT" on Wednesday. [View all]
I thought about the possible topics. Here's what I came up with.
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I'm the greatest president in the history of presidents, greater than whoever you think is great, and they're not as great as me |
5 (18%) |
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I lowered the cost of eggs by 10,000,000%, so now, when you buy them, the clerk gives you a coupon for $100,000,000 |
1 (4%) |
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Gasoline? I got the cost down to 20 cents per gallon. YOU'RE WELCOME! |
0 (0%) |
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In case I didn't mention it, I didn't like Rob Reiner. I'm here tonight to tell you why. He said very bad things about me. Nasty. Rest in nasty peace. |
1 (4%) |
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Ivanka. She's not getting any younger, but I'd still do her. |
0 (0%) |
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MY BALLROOM is going to be the greatest ballroom in the history of ballrooms which is only fitting because I'm the greatest president! |
1 (4%) |
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Effective January 1, instead of a 3 day golf weekend every week, I'll be taking 4 days and working 3, but only if I feel like it. |
0 (0%) |
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I love Big Macs, but if you take off the top bun and stack two of them and put the top bun back on you get a REALLY BIG BIG MAC! |
1 (4%) |
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ALL OF THE ABOVE |
18 (64%) |
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OTHER (PLEASE SPECIFY) |
1 (4%) |
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Disclaimer: This is an Internet poll |