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Miles Archer

(21,474 posts)
Tue Dec 16, 2025, 10:58 PM Tuesday

My educated guesses regarding Trump's big tease for a "MYSTERY ANNOUNCEMENT" on Wednesday.

I thought about the possible topics. Here's what I came up with.


29 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
I'm the greatest president in the history of presidents, greater than whoever you think is great, and they're not as great as me
5 (17%)
I lowered the cost of eggs by 10,000,000%, so now, when you buy them, the clerk gives you a coupon for $100,000,000
2 (7%)
Gasoline? I got the cost down to 20 cents per gallon. YOU'RE WELCOME!
0 (0%)
In case I didn't mention it, I didn't like Rob Reiner. I'm here tonight to tell you why. He said very bad things about me. Nasty. Rest in nasty peace.
1 (3%)
Ivanka. She's not getting any younger, but I'd still do her.
0 (0%)
MY BALLROOM is going to be the greatest ballroom in the history of ballrooms which is only fitting because I'm the greatest president!
1 (3%)
Effective January 1, instead of a 3 day golf weekend every week, I'll be taking 4 days and working 3, but only if I feel like it.
0 (0%)
I love Big Macs, but if you take off the top bun and stack two of them and put the top bun back on you get a REALLY BIG BIG MAC!
1 (3%)
ALL OF THE ABOVE
18 (62%)
OTHER (PLEASE SPECIFY)
1 (3%)
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My educated guesses regarding Trump's big tease for a "MYSTERY ANNOUNCEMENT" on Wednesday. (Original Post) Miles Archer Tuesday OP
Something about Venezuelan fentanyl... RockRaven Tuesday #1
Anything that will distract from Jack Smith's testimony tomorrow & eps file deadline for release 12/19 SheltieLover Wednesday #2
Admission: The name on his birth certificate reads "Donna Jean Trump." nt Buns_of_Fire Wednesday #3
Recommended. H2O Man Wednesday #4
maybe he thought of even more horrible ways to insult recent murder victims rollin74 Wednesday #5

SheltieLover

(76,084 posts)
2. Anything that will distract from Jack Smith's testimony tomorrow & eps file deadline for release 12/19
Wed Dec 17, 2025, 12:17 AM
Wednesday

Squirrel!

rollin74

(2,265 posts)
5. maybe he thought of even more horrible ways to insult recent murder victims
Wed Dec 17, 2025, 01:22 AM
Wednesday

and wants a bigger audience for it

who the fuck knows?

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