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popsdenver

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14. They could use a 55 gallon drum

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #2)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 05:36 PM

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of embalming fluid, and he would still stink to high heaven.......

It has been rumored that he already has his gravesite reserved.....and they have prepared a 30 acre area around his grave by pouring a concrete slab over all 30 acres, complete with area drains every foot in all directions. Those area drains all go to a special high flow waste treatment plant at the edge of the slab.......

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