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maxrandb

(17,089 posts) Sat Dec 13, 2025, 03:16 PM Saturday

The fucking baby at every baptism, the fucking bride at every wedding and the fucking corpse at every funeral

Can't even tune into the Army-Navy game without seeing that fucking orange peacock trying to make himself the center of attention.

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The fucking baby at every baptism, the fucking bride at every wedding and the fucking corpse at every funeral (Original Post) maxrandb Saturday OP

did he pocket the coin toss? rampartd Saturday #1

No, but he fucked it up. He didn't take off his gloves, tossed it up from his palm, and it never turned over. rsdsharp Saturday #4

Krasnov fucks up everything. paleotn Saturday #9

So he doesn't even know how to flip a fucking coin? Iggo Saturday #13

Someday he *will* be the for-real corpse at a funeral. Ocelot II Saturday #2

Someday SOON -- the Death Watch has begun! Blue Owl Saturday #7

The most anticipated and celebrated death in human history. paleotn Saturday #10

Mr. Death sir, Dave Id Saturday #17

They could use a 55 gallon drum popsdenver Saturday #14

That's the day I suspend my sobriety for a single shot. Iggo Saturday #15

At least peacocks are beautiful; can't say the same for President Piggy. Ocelot II Saturday #3

No way that slept sleepy old fool stays awake for the entire game. dem4decades Saturday #5

I dunno GopherGal Saturday #11

Maybe the cold'll kill him. Iggo Saturday #16

I think i saw him sleep walking across the field during halftime. dem4decades Saturday #18

The giant turd in the bowl. Vinca Saturday #6

I admit I like the corpse at a funeral proposal. N/T NNadir Saturday #8

I turned it on. It took three seconds for the festering butt boil to appear. Dr. T Saturday #12

rampartd

(3,438 posts)

1. did he pocket the coin toss?

Reply to maxrandb (Original post)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 03:20 PM

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rsdsharp

(11,699 posts)

4. No, but he fucked it up. He didn't take off his gloves, tossed it up from his palm, and it never turned over.

Reply to rampartd (Reply #1)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 03:31 PM

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paleotn

(21,352 posts)

9. Krasnov fucks up everything.

Reply to rsdsharp (Reply #4)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 04:51 PM

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He's champion on only one thing. Failing upward. What a piece of shit.

Iggo

(49,552 posts)

13. So he doesn't even know how to flip a fucking coin?

Reply to rsdsharp (Reply #4)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 05:36 PM

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It’s like he never played outside before.

If he wasn’t such an asshole, I might feel sorry for his shielded privileged ass.

(I still can’t get over the fact that “groceries” is a new word for him.)

Ocelot II

(128,726 posts)

2. Someday he *will* be the for-real corpse at a funeral.

Reply to maxrandb (Original post)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 03:20 PM

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And at that particular event he can have all the attention he wants.

Blue Owl

(58,101 posts)

7. Someday SOON -- the Death Watch has begun!

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #2)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 04:31 PM

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paleotn

(21,352 posts)

10. The most anticipated and celebrated death in human history.

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #7)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 04:52 PM

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Dave Id

(225 posts)

17. Mr. Death sir,

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #7)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 05:57 PM

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Please clue the public in when Donald J Trump has an appointment with you. I need to buy party supplies.

popsdenver

(1,362 posts)

14. They could use a 55 gallon drum

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #2)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 05:36 PM

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of embalming fluid, and he would still stink to high heaven.......

It has been rumored that he already has his gravesite reserved.....and they have prepared a 30 acre area around his grave by pouring a concrete slab over all 30 acres, complete with area drains every foot in all directions. Those area drains all go to a special high flow waste treatment plant at the edge of the slab.......

Iggo

(49,552 posts)

15. That's the day I suspend my sobriety for a single shot.

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #2)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 05:38 PM

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Maybe.

Ocelot II

(128,726 posts)

3. At least peacocks are beautiful; can't say the same for President Piggy.

Reply to maxrandb (Original post)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 03:21 PM

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dem4decades

(13,530 posts)

5. No way that slept sleepy old fool stays awake for the entire game.

Reply to maxrandb (Original post)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 03:45 PM

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He'll be gone after halftime.

GopherGal

(2,766 posts)

11. I dunno

Reply to dem4decades (Reply #5)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 04:56 PM

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It's like 40 degrees in Baltimore today. If he's got a seat out in the stadium, the cold might keep him awake. More likely, he's got a nice luxury box seat where he can doze off.