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Orrex

(66,735 posts) Fri Dec 12, 2025, 07:20 AM Dec 12

Is he dead yet? [View all]

One too many Diet Cokes?

Drained dry when RFK Jr. tried to leech out all his bad humors?

Stroked out over tricky "extend your arm and touch your nose" question on his daily cognitive test?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Dec 12 OP

No but malaise Dec 12 #1

EWWWWWWWW!!!! no_hypocrisy Dec 12 #6

That much bronzer just has to be toxic surfered Dec 12 #9

We can malaise Dec 12 #10

Stuck in the world's biggest spider web and attacked by 111,000 arachnids? SheltieLover Dec 12 #2

Gnome....love it surfered Dec 12 #11

Fucking puppy murderer! SheltieLover Dec 12 #17

Only 111,000 arachnids? malaise Dec 12 #13

Fills his depends with foulness Blumancru Dec 12 #3

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 12 #4

Hold the vision, my friends... SheltieLover Dec 12 #8

Like now, already! surfered Dec 12 #12

79 yrs ago wouldn't have been too soon... SheltieLover Dec 12 #18

One too many Diet Cokes no_hypocrisy Dec 12 #5

Doctor Edward Scissorhands performs a DRE (Digital Rectal Exam). twodogsbarking Dec 12 #7

Or a Transurethral resection of the prostate surfered Dec 12 #15

Visited by 3 ghosts this Christmas Eve IronLionZion Dec 12 #14

Stabbed to death by 2 dolls with 37 pencils surfered Dec 12 #16

... SheltieLover Dec 12 #20

fell asleep with his peace medal on mountain grammy Dec 12 #19

What a piece of malaise Dec 12 #22

"RFK Jr's solution to the Diet Coke addiction seems to be working well...?" hlthe2b Dec 12 #21

not yet ,, but,,,,,,,,, AllaN01Bear Dec 12 #23

It's getting very close to that time when we all need to be stockpiling the champagne and popcorn. LetMyPeopleVote Dec 12 #24