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Orrex

(66,678 posts) Fri Dec 12, 2025, 07:20 AM Dec 12

Is he dead yet?

One too many Diet Cokes?

Drained dry when RFK Jr. tried to leech out all his bad humors?

Stroked out over tricky "extend your arm and touch your nose" question on his daily cognitive test?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 12 OP

No but malaise Dec 12 #1

EWWWWWWWW!!!! no_hypocrisy Dec 12 #6

That much bronzer just has to be toxic surfered Dec 12 #9

We can malaise Dec 12 #10

Stuck in the world's biggest spider web and attacked by 111,000 arachnids? SheltieLover Dec 12 #2

Gnome....love it surfered Dec 12 #11

Fucking puppy murderer! SheltieLover Dec 12 #17

Only 111,000 arachnids? malaise Dec 12 #13

Fills his depends with foulness Blumancru Dec 12 #3

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 12 #4

Hold the vision, my friends... SheltieLover Dec 12 #8

Like now, already! surfered Dec 12 #12

79 yrs ago wouldn't have been too soon... SheltieLover Dec 12 #18

One too many Diet Cokes no_hypocrisy Dec 12 #5

Doctor Edward Scissorhands performs a DRE (Digital Rectal Exam). twodogsbarking Dec 12 #7

Or a Transurethral resection of the prostate surfered Dec 12 #15

Visited by 3 ghosts this Christmas Eve IronLionZion Dec 12 #14

Stabbed to death by 2 dolls with 37 pencils surfered Dec 12 #16

... SheltieLover Dec 12 #20

fell asleep with his peace medal on mountain grammy Dec 12 #19

What a piece of malaise Dec 12 #22

"RFK Jr's solution to the Diet Coke addiction seems to be working well...?" hlthe2b Dec 12 #21

not yet ,, but,,,,,,,,, AllaN01Bear Dec 12 #23

It's getting very close to that time when we all need to be stockpiling the champagne and popcorn. LetMyPeopleVote Dec 12 #24

malaise

(292,825 posts)

1. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 07:23 AM

Dec 12

he’s getting there
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220861662

no_hypocrisy

(54,291 posts)

6. EWWWWWWWW!!!!

Reply to malaise (Reply #1)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 07:43 AM

Dec 12

surfered

(11,553 posts)

9. That much bronzer just has to be toxic

Reply to malaise (Reply #1)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 08:38 AM

Dec 12

malaise

(292,825 posts)

10. We can

Reply to surfered (Reply #9)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 08:41 AM

Dec 12

HOPE

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220862288

SheltieLover

(76,824 posts)

2. Stuck in the world's biggest spider web and attacked by 111,000 arachnids?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 07:23 AM

Dec 12

( https://www.democraticunderground.com/122894646 )

Stroked out over IN 31-19 rejection of his demand they gerrymander? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220861297 )

Mistaken by gnome for untrainable puppy having a bad hair day?

Tangled up in cracker jack peace prize & strangled? (No offense to Cracker Jack toys.)

surfered

(11,553 posts)

11. Gnome....love it

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #2)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 08:42 AM

Dec 12

SheltieLover

(76,824 posts)

17. Fucking puppy murderer!

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 09:16 AM

Dec 12

malaise

(292,825 posts)

13. Only 111,000 arachnids?

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #2)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 08:43 AM

Dec 12

Blumancru

(210 posts)

3. Fills his depends with foulness

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 07:28 AM

Dec 12

The room is deprived of oxygen and he quietly nods off.
Mailorderia goes on a permanent holiday with Justin Trudeau.

niyad

(129,571 posts)

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 07:41 AM

Dec 12

Stiill, the day is yet young. One dares to dream,

SheltieLover

(76,824 posts)

8. Hold the vision, my friends...

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 08:10 AM

Dec 12

It has to be soon!

surfered

(11,553 posts)

12. Like now, already!

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 08:43 AM

Dec 12

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾

SheltieLover

(76,824 posts)

18. 79 yrs ago wouldn't have been too soon...

Reply to surfered (Reply #12)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 09:17 AM

Dec 12

no_hypocrisy

(54,291 posts)

5. One too many Diet Cokes

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 07:42 AM

Dec 12

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220861908

twodogsbarking

(17,581 posts)

7. Doctor Edward Scissorhands performs a DRE (Digital Rectal Exam).

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 08:06 AM

Dec 12

Enough blood to fill a, well, oil tanker.

surfered

(11,553 posts)

15. Or a Transurethral resection of the prostate

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #7)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 08:46 AM

Dec 12

IronLionZion

(50,821 posts)

14. Visited by 3 ghosts this Christmas Eve

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 08:43 AM

Dec 12

They realize he's irredeemable so they make him the fourth ghost.

surfered

(11,553 posts)

16. Stabbed to death by 2 dolls with 37 pencils

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 08:56 AM

Dec 12

SheltieLover

(76,824 posts)

20. ...

Reply to surfered (Reply #16)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 09:18 AM

Dec 12

mountain grammy

(28,682 posts)

19. fell asleep with his peace medal on

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 09:17 AM

Dec 12

and strangled himself.. hey, it's all for peace!

malaise

(292,825 posts)

22. What a piece of

Reply to mountain grammy (Reply #19)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 09:42 AM

Dec 12

Luck for the planet😂😂

hlthe2b

(112,818 posts)

21. "RFK Jr's solution to the Diet Coke addiction seems to be working well...?"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 09:32 AM

Dec 12

(apparently he will need to be reminded to SWALLOW! "

AllaN01Bear

(28,608 posts)

23. not yet ,, but,,,,,,,,,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 10:10 AM

Dec 12

greetings from the night shift.

LetMyPeopleVote

(174,972 posts)

24. It's getting very close to that time when we all need to be stockpiling the champagne and popcorn.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 04:38 PM

Dec 12

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