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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

surfered

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12. Trump was shipwrecked after accepting a Caribbean cruise on Bezos' yacht. But his actual demise would come later..
Wed Dec 3, 2025, 09:31 AM
Dec 3

...when the inhabitants voted him off the Island. The vote was unanimous with Gilligan, the Skipper too, the millionaire and his wife, the movie star, the Professor too, and even Mary Ann.



No Trump on this Island

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Dec 3 OP
Died laughing at the utter stupidity of the 53.91% of real suckers & losers in TN 07 who voted R? SheltieLover Dec 3 #1
Made a move on Kristi Noem SocialDemocrat61 Dec 3 #2
Like a dog. 2MuchNoise Dec 3 #6
Noem only shoots puppies SocialDemocrat61 Dec 3 #9
Forrest Gump knows surfered Dec 3 #11
I was referring to trump's favorite metaphor. 2MuchNoise Dec 3 #14
I was referring to Noem shooting a puppy SocialDemocrat61 Dec 3 #22
Good one! Joinfortmill Dec 3 #18
Expired from working twenty five hour days. twodogsbarking Dec 3 #3
If I had a gun I would shoot the television. CBS really sucks. twodogsbarking Dec 3 #4
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 3 #5
Soon 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Dec 3 #15
Very soon. SheltieLover Dec 3 #20
Hold the dream SheltieLover Dec 3 #21
Our bottle is also unopened LetMyPeopleVote Dec 3 #24
The frequent cat naps turned into the great forever dirt nap? PuraVidaDreamin Dec 3 #7
Big beautiful subdural hematoma from falling off a chair while sleeping on the job dalton99a Dec 3 #8
"Anger is building, orange one!" hlthe2b Dec 3 #10
That's cute 🥰 MustLoveBeagles Dec 3 #13
Trump was shipwrecked after accepting a Caribbean cruise on Bezos' yacht. But his actual demise would come later.. surfered Dec 3 #12
Every day brings the day of his departure closer. Botany Dec 3 #16
Soon, my friend, soon. Joinfortmill Dec 3 #17
Who else is exhausted? LetMyPeopleVote Dec 3 #19
Overslept Wicked Blue Dec 3 #23
Not yet, BUT i'm thinking bluestarone Dec 3 #25
RFK Jr replaces his medication with beef tallow, peptides and electrolytes? Initech Dec 3 #26
Fighting wokeness everyday! 😂😂😂 underpants Dec 3 #27
Keep on sleeping no_hypocrisy Dec 3 #28
I wish ghosts were real and that some of the past BlueKota Dec 3 #29
No but malaise Dec 3 #30
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