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Orrex

(66,529 posts) Wed Dec 3, 2025, 07:06 AM Dec 3

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Is he dead yet?

Immolated when he fell asleep on a can of sterno at his daily late afternoon breakfast buffet?

Died of exhaustion during insane all-night 160-tweet marathon?

Asphyxiated from sleep apnea during cabinet meeting?

Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 3 OP

Died laughing at the utter stupidity of the 53.91% of real suckers & losers in TN 07 who voted R? SheltieLover Dec 3 #1

Made a move on Kristi Noem SocialDemocrat61 Dec 3 #2

Like a dog. 2MuchNoise Dec 3 #6

Noem only shoots puppies SocialDemocrat61 Dec 3 #9

Forrest Gump knows surfered Dec 3 #11

I was referring to trump's favorite metaphor. 2MuchNoise Dec 3 #14

I was referring to Noem shooting a puppy SocialDemocrat61 Dec 3 #22

Good one! Joinfortmill Dec 3 #18

Expired from working twenty five hour days. twodogsbarking Dec 3 #3

If I had a gun I would shoot the television. CBS really sucks. twodogsbarking Dec 3 #4

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 3 #5

Soon 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Dec 3 #15

Very soon. SheltieLover Dec 3 #20

Hold the dream SheltieLover Dec 3 #21

Our bottle is also unopened LetMyPeopleVote Dec 3 #24

The frequent cat naps turned into the great forever dirt nap? PuraVidaDreamin Dec 3 #7

Big beautiful subdural hematoma from falling off a chair while sleeping on the job dalton99a Dec 3 #8

"Anger is building, orange one!" hlthe2b Dec 3 #10

That's cute 🥰 MustLoveBeagles Dec 3 #13

Trump was shipwrecked after accepting a Caribbean cruise on Bezos' yacht. But his actual demise would come later.. surfered Dec 3 #12

Every day brings the day of his departure closer. Botany Dec 3 #16

Soon, my friend, soon. Joinfortmill Dec 3 #17

Who else is exhausted? LetMyPeopleVote Dec 3 #19

Overslept Wicked Blue Dec 3 #23

Not yet, BUT i'm thinking bluestarone Dec 3 #25

RFK Jr replaces his medication with beef tallow, peptides and electrolytes? Initech Dec 3 #26

Fighting wokeness everyday! 😂😂😂 underpants Dec 3 #27

Keep on sleeping no_hypocrisy Dec 3 #28

I wish ghosts were real and that some of the past BlueKota Dec 3 #29

No but malaise Dec 3 #30

SheltieLover

(75,606 posts)

1. Died laughing at the utter stupidity of the 53.91% of real suckers & losers in TN 07 who voted R?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 07:09 AM

Dec 3

Targeted in the 4th World War? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220842687 )

Brain bleed from kisulna? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220843464 )

Sucked into vortex of declining crypto value?

SocialDemocrat61

(6,584 posts)

2. Made a move on Kristi Noem

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 07:20 AM

Dec 3

and she shot him like a puppy.

2MuchNoise

(698 posts)

6. Like a dog.

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 08:36 AM

Dec 3

SocialDemocrat61

(6,584 posts)

9. Noem only shoots puppies

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #6)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 09:05 AM

Dec 3

https://www.humaneworld.org/en/blog/kristi-noem-puppy-killing-scandal

surfered

(10,742 posts)

11. Forrest Gump knows

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #9)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 09:26 AM

Dec 3

2MuchNoise

(698 posts)

14. I was referring to trump's favorite metaphor.

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #9)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 09:45 AM

Dec 3

"He died like a dog." "He got fired like a dog."

SocialDemocrat61

(6,584 posts)

22. I was referring to Noem shooting a puppy

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #14)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 10:42 AM

Dec 3

Joinfortmill

(19,777 posts)

18. Good one!

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 10:01 AM

Dec 3

twodogsbarking

(17,274 posts)

3. Expired from working twenty five hour days.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 08:04 AM

Dec 3

twodogsbarking

(17,274 posts)

4. If I had a gun I would shoot the television. CBS really sucks.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 08:07 AM

Dec 3

niyad

(129,080 posts)

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 08:09 AM

Dec 3

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(10,742 posts)

15. Soon 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 09:46 AM

Dec 3

SheltieLover

(75,606 posts)

20. Very soon.

Reply to surfered (Reply #15)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 10:36 AM

Dec 3

Like today!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

SheltieLover

(75,606 posts)

21. Hold the dream

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 10:37 AM

Dec 3

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

LetMyPeopleVote

(173,782 posts)

24. Our bottle is also unopened

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 10:46 AM

Dec 3

PuraVidaDreamin

(4,431 posts)

7. The frequent cat naps turned into the great forever dirt nap?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 08:44 AM

Dec 3

It will happen, and all those praising him around the cabinet table
won't even notice because they will just ignore it like they always do,
And not one of those billionaire's will notice through all the orange that he has turned blue.

dalton99a

(91,555 posts)

8. Big beautiful subdural hematoma from falling off a chair while sleeping on the job

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 08:48 AM

Dec 3

hlthe2b

(112,446 posts)

10. "Anger is building, orange one!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 09:22 AM

Dec 3

(Beware of those sitting beside you...)

MustLoveBeagles

(14,306 posts)

13. That's cute 🥰

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #10)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 09:40 AM

Dec 3

surfered

(10,742 posts)

12. Trump was shipwrecked after accepting a Caribbean cruise on Bezos' yacht. But his actual demise would come later..

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 09:31 AM

Dec 3

...when the inhabitants voted him off the Island. The vote was unanimous with Gilligan, the Skipper too, the millionaire and his wife, the movie star, the Professor too, and even Mary Ann.

No Trump on this Island

Botany

(76,115 posts)

16. Every day brings the day of his departure closer.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 09:53 AM

Dec 3

Trump is very close to the “pull date” for his milk carton of a life.

Joinfortmill

(19,777 posts)

17. Soon, my friend, soon.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 10:00 AM

Dec 3

LetMyPeopleVote

(173,782 posts)

19. Who else is exhausted?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 10:36 AM

Dec 3

Wicked Blue

(8,398 posts)

23. Overslept

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 10:44 AM

Dec 3

part his expiration date

bluestarone

(20,987 posts)

25. Not yet, BUT i'm thinking

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 12:09 PM

Dec 3

We're just ONE STROKE away from it.

Initech

(107,107 posts)

26. RFK Jr replaces his medication with beef tallow, peptides and electrolytes?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 12:11 PM

Dec 3

underpants

(194,321 posts)

27. Fighting wokeness everyday! 😂😂😂

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 12:13 PM

Dec 3

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220844728#post1

no_hypocrisy

(53,990 posts)

28. Keep on sleeping

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 01:21 PM

Dec 3

BlueKota

(4,992 posts)

29. I wish ghosts were real and that some of the past

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 06:42 PM

Dec 3

President's would literally scare the life out of him.

malaise

(291,783 posts)

30. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 06:46 PM

Dec 3

Hegsbreath will soon be out of a job

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